Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
mickk said:
I've checked back two pages glenrobbo
First one of the 10 was posted at 07:53 yesterday ( Saturday)mickk said:
I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the lady behind the till keeps putting it back.
And that ^^^^ is a double repost as well. First posted yesterday at tennish.( 09:00 hrs GMT to be precise ) It was one of Vaud's corkers. ETA And now I've fallen into the trap and reposted it. Damn!!!
Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 4th December 21:49
CanAm said:
Skyrat said:
On the bosom of young Abigail
Was written the price of her tale
And upon her behind
For the use of the blind
Was the same information in Braille
credit goes to Roy Williamson of The Corries
Unless she was a budding novelist, I think you mean "tail". Was written the price of her tale
And upon her behind
For the use of the blind
Was the same information in Braille
credit goes to Roy Williamson of The Corries
B'stard Child said:
Vipers said:
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for two years. We haven't quarreled. I just don't like to interrupt her.
Substitute mother in law for Mrs BC - she doesn't like silence so fills the spaceThen says you never talk!!!
3 men die on Christmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "You must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "How do they represent Xmas?"... Paddy says "They're Carols"
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