Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Burglar breaks into a house and he's prowling around when he hears a voice saying "Slasher is watching you!". Startled, he shines a torch and sees a parrot in a cage. "Slasher is watching you!" it says. The burglar laughs. "Slasher is a stupid name for a parrot", he says. "Bloody good name for a Dobermann, though" says the parrot...
Halmyre said:
Burglar breaks into a house and he's prowling around when he hears a voice saying "Slasher is watching you!". Startled, he shines a torch and sees a parrot in a cage. "Slasher is watching you!" it says. The burglar laughs. "Slasher is a stupid name for a parrot", he says. "Bloody good name for a Dobermann, though" says the parrot...
It was Jesus a few pages ago glenrobbo said:
mickk said:
Thought I'd seen it before.
Only ten bloody times since yesterday morning! Is this some kind of re-posting record attempt?
If so just let us know so we can all re-post it/ quote it yet again for posterity.
Good grief!
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