Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f
k all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, doesn't it!
Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f
k all.Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, doesn't it!
mickk said:
glenrobbo. Some of these jokes have been posted at least ten times in the last two days! Mickk, I'll leave you in charge to keep an eye on them. Nite nite.
Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 5th December 23:22
Jonboy_t said:
I joined a band called The Waist Lines. We're big in America.
I joined another band called The Pessimists. You probably wouldn't like it.
I joined another band called The Prevention. Were better than The Cure.
I'm in a band called The Jockstraps. No headline gigs, but plenty of support.I joined another band called The Pessimists. You probably wouldn't like it.
I joined another band called The Prevention. Were better than The Cure.
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