Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Halmyre]

A party of jungle explorers are captured by cannibals and, one-by-one, suffer the fate of being eaten. One morning one of the explorers, a beautiful young woman, is being carried to the cooking pot when one of the cannibals runs up. "Hold it!", says he, "the chief fancies breakfast-in-bed today."

[MartG]

[Nom de ploom]

vixen1700 said:

you can't move for the tea plantations in batley

[MartG]

What was the last thing Hitler said before his men got into their tanks?
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"Get in your tanks,men".

[Doofus]

MartG said:

What was the last thing Hitler said before his men got into their tanks?
..
"Get in your tanks,men".

Hitler wasn't a Tank Commander*. It's more likely that he said "Tell your men to get into their tanks.", or "It's your job, you tell the tank blokes what you want them to do."

* Hitler's tank commander was called Kommandant Kätzchen

[MartG]

[schmunk]

Doofus said:

MartG said:

What was the last thing Hitler said before his men got into their tanks?
..
"Get in your tanks,men".

Hitler wasn't a Tank Commander*. It's more likely that he said "Tell your men to get into their tanks.", or "It's your job, you tell the tank blokes what you want them to do."

* Hitler's tank commander was called Kommandant Kätzchen

To the Geek Jokes thread with you... Shoo! Shoo!

[Hugo a Gogo]

MartG said:

What was the last thing Hitler said before his men got into their tanks?
..
"Get in your tanks,men".

crap

how about if he said "my pants are full now"

but he probably would say something in German, so I dunno

[Vipers]

MartG said:

What was the last thing Hitler said before his men got into their tanks?
..
"Get in your tanks,men".

Always thought he said "Manner in Ihren Tanks erhalter"

[Muntu]

I saw Sean Connery having a dump on the beach. It was a ste for Shore Eyes

[Hugo a Gogo]

Vipers said:

Always thought he said "Manner in Ihren Tanks erhalter"

No

[anonymous-user]

Whats the difference between a mole and a pus filled seeping wart?

You cant dip your bread in a mole

[MartG]

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[Muntu]

I went to see a Japanese reggae tribute act last night.

Bob Marley and the Whalers.

[K12beano]

Muntu said:

I went to see a Japanese reggae tribute act last night.

Bob Marley and the Whalers.

Supported by Sushi and the Banshees???

[TheExcession]

K12beano said:

Muntu said:

I went to see a Japanese reggae tribute act last night.

Bob Marley and the Whalers.

Supported by Sushi and the Banshees???

Deserves a

[Laurel Green]

TheExcession said:

eserves a

Plus another

[MartG]

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