Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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I prefer when you watch films backwards.
Superman - a harrowing tale of an man who puts people in grave danger before running off and hiding incognito.
Cinderella - a story about one woman who got above her station so was put back in her place.
Die hard - one mans fight to rid his wife's workplace of maintenance men so they can hold a debauched Christmas party there.
Superman - a harrowing tale of an man who puts people in grave danger before running off and hiding incognito.
Cinderella - a story about one woman who got above her station so was put back in her place.
Die hard - one mans fight to rid his wife's workplace of maintenance men so they can hold a debauched Christmas party there.
Jonboy_t said:
I prefer when you watch films backwards.
Superman - a harrowing tale of an man who puts people in grave danger before running off and hiding incognito.
Cinderella - a story about one woman who got above her station so was put back in her place.
Die hard - one mans fight to rid his wife's workplace of maintenance men so they can hold a debauched Christmas party there.
Ice Cold in Alex - after a piss-up in a bar, a medical team drive off in their ambulance and end up hopelessly lost in the desertSuperman - a harrowing tale of an man who puts people in grave danger before running off and hiding incognito.
Cinderella - a story about one woman who got above her station so was put back in her place.
Die hard - one mans fight to rid his wife's workplace of maintenance men so they can hold a debauched Christmas party there.
The Sound of Music - a widower and his cheap floozie travel to Austria. He embraces Nazi culture while she makes curtains out of his children's clothes and, repenting of her wanton nature, joins a nunnery.
Was anyone listening to R4 yesterday evening? The concept of the 'Tom Swifty' type of pun was described, as in:-
"I'm in a hurry", said Tom, swiftly
"I used to be an airline pilot", Tom explained
"Careful with that chainsaw", said Tom, offhandedly
"I've got 1,760 yards of paddy fields", Tom said with a wry smile
"My therapist told me I suffer from multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being frank
"Do you write fairy tales as well?" asked the brothers, grimly
"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
(and they go on...and on...and on...
Do like the paddy fields one though...)
"I'm in a hurry", said Tom, swiftly
"I used to be an airline pilot", Tom explained
"Careful with that chainsaw", said Tom, offhandedly
"I've got 1,760 yards of paddy fields", Tom said with a wry smile
"My therapist told me I suffer from multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being frank
"Do you write fairy tales as well?" asked the brothers, grimly
"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
(and they go on...and on...and on...
Do like the paddy fields one though...)
Jonboy_t said:
I prefer when you watch films backwards.
Superman - a harrowing tale of an man who puts people in grave danger before running off and hiding incognito.
Cinderella - a story about one woman who got above her station so was put back in her place.
Die hard - one mans fight to rid his wife's workplace of maintenance men so they can hold a debauched Christmas party there.
From Viz.....Superman - a harrowing tale of an man who puts people in grave danger before running off and hiding incognito.
Cinderella - a story about one woman who got above her station so was put back in her place.
Die hard - one mans fight to rid his wife's workplace of maintenance men so they can hold a debauched Christmas party there.
Put-upon husbands: Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you kiss your wife, walk down the isle, get in the car with your mate and f
k off.
We can butt (sic) hope!More filming...
The Ipcress Filing: Harry Palmer does some office work.
National Lampoon 's Animal Housing: Fraternity students buy a kennel for their dog.
True Gritting: the story of a brave highway worker's worst winter.
Kill Billing: a paid assassin does his year end accounts.
50 Shades of Greying: a man has difficulty applying Just for Men.
Free Willying: it's the male prostitutes' annual discount weekend.
Moby Dicking: a trainee prostitute tries bestiality and has a whale of a time.
The Man Who Fell to Earthing: an electrician's increasing OCD makes him specialise too much.
The Hills Have Eyesing: the true story of a Bake Off contestant's winning Swiss landscape gateau.
The Ipcress Filing: Harry Palmer does some office work.
National Lampoon 's Animal Housing: Fraternity students buy a kennel for their dog.
True Gritting: the story of a brave highway worker's worst winter.
Kill Billing: a paid assassin does his year end accounts.
50 Shades of Greying: a man has difficulty applying Just for Men.
Free Willying: it's the male prostitutes' annual discount weekend.
Moby Dicking: a trainee prostitute tries bestiality and has a whale of a time.
The Man Who Fell to Earthing: an electrician's increasing OCD makes him specialise too much.
The Hills Have Eyesing: the true story of a Bake Off contestant's winning Swiss landscape gateau.
Ayahuasca said:
Lord of the Pings - a deranged megalomaniac hatches a plan to steal the world's supply of sonar equipment.
Stuntdog Millionaire - a canine's rise from abandoned puppy to world famous Hollywood hero.
No. You don't change the... You just add... Without altering...Stuntdog Millionaire - a canine's rise from abandoned puppy to world famous Hollywood hero.
Nevermind. Well done, top marks.
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