Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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PoleDriver said:
Vipers said:
Kate Moss and Jeremy Clarkson are at a celebrity do.
She says "I"m a model, what do you do?"
He replies "I do Top Gear."
She said "Wicked! I"ll have an eighth."
There's absolutely no way on Earth that Kate Moss and Jeremy Clarkson wouldn't know who each other were!She says "I"m a model, what do you do?"
He replies "I do Top Gear."
She said "Wicked! I"ll have an eighth."
Vipers said:
Kate Moss and Jeremy Clarkson are at a celebrity do.
She says "I"m a model, what do you do?"
He replies "I do Top Gear."
She said "Wicked! I"ll have an eighth."
An eighth? Isn't that a measure more associated with hash? Surely Ms Moss would (allegedly) ask for an ounce or even an eight-ball?She says "I"m a model, what do you do?"
He replies "I do Top Gear."
She said "Wicked! I"ll have an eighth."
mickk said:
Been offered a job carrying out Brazilian waxing in a ladies beauty salon.
Its £10 an hour, Gash in hand!
Friend of mine in Liverpool was offered a similar job, he asked where to apply, he was told just get in line.Its £10 an hour, Gash in hand!
He asked where the end of the line was, he was told "Plymouth"
A young apprentice was talking to his boss about where he was born.
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
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