Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Monkeylegend said:
A young apprentice was talking to his boss about where he was born.
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
hooker?"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
JustinF said:
Monkeylegend said:
A young apprentice was talking to his boss about where he was born.
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
hooker?"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
Vipers said:
Rounds the joke of nicely, good one.
Who are you, and what have you done with Vipers?!This is how Vipers would round a joke off:
Monkeylegend will have said:
A young apprentice was talking to his boss about where he was born.
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
And then the real Vipers would have said:
The boss put his head in his hands and cried.
Doofus said:
Vipers said:
Rounds the joke of nicely, good one.
Who are you, and what have you done with Vipers?!This is how Vipers would round a joke off:
Monkeylegend will have said:
A young apprentice was talking to his boss about where he was born.
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
And then the real Vipers would have said:
The boss put his head in his hands and cried.
He probably never even heard the shot!
Ha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOkRuuejR9s
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Monkeylegend said:
A young apprentice was talking to his boss about where he was born.
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
The version I know is :"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, it's full of prostitutes and rugby players."
It makes the bosses reply more uncomfortable.
AW111 said:
Monkeylegend said:
A young apprentice was talking to his boss about where he was born.
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
The version I know is :"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, too many prostitutes and rugby players lived there for my liking"
"My wife used to live in Cardiff" said the boss
"Did she sir" replied the apprentice "what position did she play in?"
"Cardiff sir, but I left a few years ago, it's full of prostitutes and rugby players."
It makes the bosses reply more uncomfortable.
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