Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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havoc said:
K12beano said:
havoc said:
mickk said:
He'll excel at that.
No he won't...how will he get into their house without Access?havoc said:
K12beano said:
havoc said:
mickk said:
He'll excel at that.
No he won't...how will he get into their house without Access?Dilligaf10 said:
Quickmoose said:
Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?
Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick
She's now Dick HeadDetective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick
lucido grigio said:
havoc said:
K12beano said:
havoc said:
mickk said:
He'll excel at that.
No he won't...how will he get into their house without Access?noell35 said:
lucido grigio said:
havoc said:
K12beano said:
havoc said:
mickk said:
He'll excel at that.
No he won't...how will he get into their house without Access?The Crown Prosecutor stared at the jury, unable to believe the "not guilty" verdict he'd just heard. Bitterly, he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?"
The foreman answered, "Insanity."
The Prosecutor responded, still incredulous, "I could understand that, but... all twelve of you?"
The foreman answered, "Insanity."
The Prosecutor responded, still incredulous, "I could understand that, but... all twelve of you?"
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun.
His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom replied: “I wasn't."
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun.
His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom replied: “I wasn't."
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