Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Vipers]

kowalski655 said:

Dilligaf10 said:

Quickmoose said:

Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?

Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick

She's now Dick Head

Withthe manchester cops liking tits so much,only fair the Met like Dick

Hope she doesn't name her son Richard.

[schmunk]

Vipers said:

Hope she doesn't name her son Richard.

You rang...?

[K12beano]

[Muntu]

The wife is getting angry because I won't stop my flamingo impression.

So I've had to put my foot down

[HarryFlatters]

Monkeylegend said:

Robster said:

What do you call a telly tubby that's been robbed?


...... a tubby

What do you call a telly tubby who has had his telly thrown out of his bedroom window?

What do you call a Telly Tubby with a finger up its arse?

Stinky Pinky

[K12beano]

Latest Post-Brexit survey in: When it comes to birth control, 52% of the population favour the withdrawal method while 48% are happy to stay in and see what happens.

[Catweazle]

Vipers said:

kowalski655 said:

Dilligaf10 said:

Quickmoose said:

Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?

Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick

She's now Dick Head

Withthe manchester cops liking tits so much,only fair the Met like Dick

Hope she doesn't name her son Richard.

Hope she doesn't name her daughter Ophelia.

[Evangelion]

Vipers said:

kowalski655 said:

Dilligaf10 said:

Quickmoose said:

Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?

Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick

She's now Dick Head

Withthe manchester cops liking tits so much,only fair the Met like Dick

Hope she doesn't name her son Richard.

Or Mustapha.

[PoleDriver]

I grew up in a rough neighbourhood, kids would attack me with squirty cream and then plant cherrys on my head....Life was tough in the gateaux..

[McAndy]

PoleDriver said:

I grew up in a rough neighbourhood, kids would attack me with squirty cream and then plant cherrys on my head....Life was tough in the gateaux..

Sounds like a piece of cake to me.

[PoleDriver]

[Morningside]

PoleDriver said:

I grew up in a rough neighbourhood, kids would attack me with squirty cream and then plant cherrys on my head....Life was tough in the gateaux..

Sounds a trifle dangerous to me.

[PurpleAki]

driverrob said:

Dilligaf10 said:

Quickmoose said:

Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?

Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick

She's now Dick Head

At a teachers' meeting, many years ago, I came across a head-teacher called Richard Head. He seemed quite relaxed about friends calling him Dick. I kid you not.

Girl I used to knock about with took pride in her moniker Sarah Love-Cox. Her brother wasn't so enamoured with it though...

[PoleDriver]

When one door closes, another one opens.
These IKEA wardrobes are rubbish.

[Billsnemesis]

PoleDriver said:

IKEA rubbish

EFA

[Evangelion]

driverrob said:

Dilligaf10 said:

Quickmoose said:

Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?

Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick

She's now Dick Head

At a teachers' meeting, many years ago, I came across a head-teacher called Richard Head. He seemed quite relaxed about friends calling him Dick. I kid you not.

I can top that. Friend of mine used to work with a chap called Richard Hunt.

[BreakingBad]

Some years ago on TV, there was an Eric Hunt!




I blame the parents...

[Laurel Green]

Evangelion said:

I can top that. Friend of mine used to work with a chap called Richard Hunt.

Had a brother named Mike?

[Doofus]

Laurel Green said:

Had a brother named Mike?

I knew one quite well. He insisted on being called 'Michael'. Probably still does.

[Hugo a Gogo]

Catweazle said:

Vipers said:

kowalski655 said:

Dilligaf10 said:

Quickmoose said:

Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?

Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick

She's now Dick Head

Withthe manchester cops liking tits so much,only fair the Met like Dick

Hope she doesn't name her son Richard.

Hope she doesn't name her daughter Ophelia.

I saw this in Ikea the other day