Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[glenrobbo]

lucido grigio said:

Allyc85 said:

It's pancake day tomorrow!

Well that crêped up on us.

Flipping did....

I wish I could top that!

This needs tossing over onto the pun thread.

[lucido grigio]

glenrobbo said:

lucido grigio said:

Allyc85 said:

It's pancake day tomorrow!

Well that crêped up on us.

Flipping did....

I wish I could top that!

This needs tossing over onto the pun thread.

It would get panned over there...

[glenrobbo]

lucido grigio said:

It would get panned over there...

Yes, I suppose it would just fall flat with that lot.
What a load of tossers!

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 28th February 00:03

[lucido grigio]

glenrobbo said:

lucido grigio said:

It would get panned over there...

Yes, I suppose it would just fall flat with that lot.
What a load of tossers!

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 28th February 00:03

They'll batter you for that comment......

[PoleDriver]

Oi! Lemon alone!

[glenrobbo]

What? That stack of crêpes?

[B'stard Child]

PoleDriver said:

Oi! Lemon alone!

it was almost funny first time.............

Meh you deleted your second post now I look like a dick

[PoleDriver]

B'stard Child said:

it was almost funny first time.............

Meh you deleted your second post now I look like a dick

[Muntu]

I just got sacked from my job as a stage designer.

I left without making a scene

[K12beano]

Bore da.

It's Welsh, you 'tard

[james-witton]

This morning my wife told me she was leaving me. Said she was sick of my obsession with the 60s pop band The Monkees.

At first I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face...

[gazapc]

Moved into an old house a few weeks ago and soon discovered it must be haunted as all sort of strange things were going on. I got the exorcist in and he got rid of the ghost. Unfortunately I forgot to respond to his invoice so I got repossessed.

[lucido grigio]

james-witton said:

This morning my wife told me she was leaving me. Said she was sick of my obsession with the 60s pop band The Monkees.

At first I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face...

Now you're a belieber.....eh Justin ?...

[james-witton]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Kenty]

[kowalski655]

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time...I was shocked

[Vipers]

kowalski655 said:

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time...I was shocked

So was Boy Georges father. He was an electrician.

Boy George was his first shock.

[PoleDriver]

Arise Sir Ken of Knotty Ash!

[glenrobbo]

PoleDriver said:

Arise Sir Ken of Knotty Ash!

Doddy must be well tickled!

[Gargamel]

It was nice to see him..

Is he going higher or lower ?