Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Charlie. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been using your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Damn autocorrect. I meant ‘WiFi’ not ‘wife’.”
I am so sorry Charlie. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been using your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Damn autocorrect. I meant ‘WiFi’ not ‘wife’.”
"Daddy, how was I born?" 'Well son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button..nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male!"...
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