Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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B'stard Child said:
Vaud said:
PoleDriver said:
B'stard Child said:
mickk said:
Missus emptied the washing machine this morning and found the cat dead.
At least he died in comfort.
Not funny.............At least he died in comfort.
For those not familiar with washers and driers.
K12beano said:
B'stard Child said:
Vaud said:
PoleDriver said:
B'stard Child said:
mickk said:
Missus emptied the washing machine this morning and found the cat dead.
At least he died in comfort.
Not funny.............At least he died in comfort.
For those not familiar with washers and driers.
Evangelion said:
Thanks!(You may have to be of mature years to get this.)
There's a fire on an oil rig off the coast of Northern Ireland and the world expert came over to cap it off.
Ian Paisley said he wanted to meet the guy, so arrangements were made and they meet up.
Paisley walks into the room and says 'Are you Red Adair? Do you still dancing with Ginger Rogers?'
There's a fire on an oil rig off the coast of Northern Ireland and the world expert came over to cap it off.
Ian Paisley said he wanted to meet the guy, so arrangements were made and they meet up.
Paisley walks into the room and says 'Are you Red Adair? Do you still dancing with Ginger Rogers?'
john2443 said:
(You may have to be of mature years to get this.)
There's a fire on an oil rig off the coast of Northern Ireland and the world expert came over to cap it off.
Ian Paisley said he wanted to meet the guy, so arrangements were made and they meet up.
Paisley walks into the room and says 'Are you Red Adair? Do you still dancing with Ginger Rogers?'
It makes me a little bit sad to realize that I'm so fThere's a fire on an oil rig off the coast of Northern Ireland and the world expert came over to cap it off.
Ian Paisley said he wanted to meet the guy, so arrangements were made and they meet up.
Paisley walks into the room and says 'Are you Red Adair? Do you still dancing with Ginger Rogers?'
king old that I understood this joke......
GuitarTech said:
john2443 said:
(You may have to be of mature years to get this.)
There's a fire on an oil rig off the coast of Northern Ireland and the world expert came over to cap it off.
Ian Paisley said he wanted to meet the guy, so arrangements were made and they meet up.
Paisley walks into the room and says 'Are you Red Adair? Do you still dancing with Ginger Rogers?'
It makes me a little bit sad to realize that I'm so fThere's a fire on an oil rig off the coast of Northern Ireland and the world expert came over to cap it off.
Ian Paisley said he wanted to meet the guy, so arrangements were made and they meet up.
Paisley walks into the room and says 'Are you Red Adair? Do you still dancing with Ginger Rogers?'
king old that I understood this joke......
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos, and some churchgoers give chips rather than cash when the basket is passed around.
Since the chips come from many different casinos, the church has devised a method of collecting the offerings.
The churches send all their chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and the chips are taken to the casino of origin to be cashed in.
This sorting in the monastery is done by the chip monks.
Since the chips come from many different casinos, the church has devised a method of collecting the offerings.
The churches send all their chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and the chips are taken to the casino of origin to be cashed in.
This sorting in the monastery is done by the chip monks.
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