Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Many years ago on a long Trans-Continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth.
She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Flight Engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any aircraft or engine system problems to keep the aircraft operating smoothly. She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the Captain he was responsible for everything in the aircraft and to fly and direct everyone in it.
She turned to the First Officer and asked, "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said, "I beg your pardon young man, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am. The captain has told me on a number of occasions that when he wants my fking advice, he'll ask me."
She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Flight Engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any aircraft or engine system problems to keep the aircraft operating smoothly. She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the Captain he was responsible for everything in the aircraft and to fly and direct everyone in it.
She turned to the First Officer and asked, "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said, "I beg your pardon young man, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am. The captain has told me on a number of occasions that when he wants my fking advice, he'll ask me."
Some jumped up little prick just had a go at my wife for breastfeeding in public, couldn't believe what I was hearing! He said it was disgusting and we should keep things like that to our own home. I bit back though, told him that what she was doing was one of the most natural things in the world and really helps to strengthen the bond between her and the dog.
twing said:
fks sake! Stand down chaps, Google threw up an old page.
ETA Thanks Vaud, I don't feel so cretinous now
To be fair it caught me when I saw the BBC home page, made me double take.ETA Thanks Vaud, I don't feel so cretinous now
Have this to rebalance the world.
The One Ronnie
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35934...
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