Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Little Silas the snake said, "Mum, am I one of those snakes what curls around and squeezes ever so hard until what I'm squeezing dies, or one of those snakes what bites and poisons what I've bitten so it dies?"
Mummy snake replies, " You're a boa constrictor, Just like me and your dad. You're a squeezy snake, not a bitey one. Why do you ask, son?"
"I've just bitten me tongue."
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Mummy snake replies, " You're a boa constrictor, Just like me and your dad. You're a squeezy snake, not a bitey one. Why do you ask, son?"
"I've just bitten me tongue."
'
Muntu said:
Vipers said:
Colonel says to the barman
"I haven't had a drink since 1950 and I feel I need one now"
Barman says "Now that's will power, no drinking since 1950"
Colonel looks at his watch and says "Oh I don't know, it's nearly 2000"
"I haven't had a drink since 1950 and I feel I need one now"
Barman says "Now that's will power, no drinking since 1950"
Colonel looks at his watch and says "Oh I don't know, it's nearly 2000"
Vipers said:
Muntu said:
It's obviously very good, but I have no idea who he is, do tell me please?He is Will Power
I was taking the piss out of you writing "willpower" as two separate words. Sorry!
Muntu said:
I was taking the piss out of you writing "willpower" as two separate words. Sorry!
Not sure if I have posted this one before guys.
Geordie at the Queens garden party when the queen comes up to Geordie with a tray and says "Would you like a cake or meringue?"
Geordie says "Your reet, I'll have a cake".
Vipers said:
Geordie at the Queens garden party when the queen comes up to Geordie with a tray and says "Would you like a cake or meringue?"
Geordie says "Your reet, I'll have a cake".
Had to Google it, and for the first time in living memory, Vipers has taken bits out instead of adding bits on......Geordie says "Your reet, I'll have a cake".
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