Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[MartG]

[tomsugden]

Some Geordie told me he was really good at flirting, so I threw him in the swimming pool, but he sank.

[MartG]

[evil len]

I wish people would stop using bloody thumbsnap ...

[Laurel Green]

evil len said:

I wish people would stop using bloody thumbsnap ...

It's what PH use for the uploading.

[Morbid]

evil len said:

I wish people would stop using bloody thumbsnap ...

Internet warrior

[K12beano]

What. No Irish jokes yet?

[K12beano]

Terry Wogan pulls out of children in need....

[gowmonster]

missed it again, eurovision won't be the same again

[Frimley111R]

gowmonster said:

missed it again, eurovision won't be the same again

He hasn't done Eurovisio for years. Graham Norton does it.

[MartG]

[Quickmoose]

That picture 'joke' just shows this thread is Boeing in the wrong direction for me..

[PoleDriver]

Quickmoose said:

That picture 'joke' just shows this thread is Boeing in the wrong direction for me..

Would Tupolev it?

[kowalski655]

MartG said:

He didnt hear the shot...which is surprising,considering the noise the GAU-8 makes

[havoc]

The real shame is that the black plane is a TR1.

[oceanview]

Girlfriend- "i am sorry, I cant see you anymore"

Bloke- "Why??!!"

Girlfriend- "I am just in a really weird place right now"

Bloke- " well, I did tell you not to move to Norwich..."

[Evangelion]

Beethoven: Are you ready to listen to a hot new symphony?

Audience: YEAH!!

Beethoven: I can't hear you ...

[MartG]

[davhill]

Tel's gone, and been joined by Frank Finlay (RIP).

Bouquets will be forthcoming.

[Laurel Green]

davhill said:

Tel's gone, and been joined by Frank Finlay (RIP).

Bouquets will be forthcoming.

I say, that's a very barbed comment!