Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[MartG]

[ApOrbital]

Some jokes please

[MartG]

ApOrbital said:

Some jokes please

Feel free to post some yourself

[General Price]

Just getting the Christmas decorations down from the loft and I found a 1977 copy of the Radio Times.

I think its now called,The Sex Offenders Register

[deeen]

MartG said:

Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas Period only

Pre-Menstrual Tinsel?

[ApOrbital]

My mate died after taking an E. Countdown's security staff don't fk about.

[mybrainhurts]

JustinF said:

boxst said:

was this at Chequers?

Don't know, but that cake looks terrific...

[ApOrbital]

So does the skirts.

[alfie2244]

mybrainhurts said:

JustinF said:

boxst said:

was this at Chequers?

Don't know, but that cake looks terrific...

Battenberg?

[Doofus]

alfie2244 said:

mybrainhurts said:

JustinF said:

boxst said:

was this at Chequers?

Don't know, but that cake looks terrific...

Battenberg?

It's her hat, you numpties!

[alfie2244]

Doofus said:

alfie2244 said:

mybrainhurts said:

JustinF said:

boxst said:

was this at Chequers?

Don't know, but that cake looks terrific...

Battenberg?

It's her hat, you numpties!

Really? Well I'll go to the foot of my stairs.

[mybrainhurts]

Doofus said:

alfie2244 said:

mybrainhurts said:

JustinF said:

boxst said:

was this at Chequers?

Don't know, but that cake looks terrific...

Battenberg?

It's her hat, you numpties!

Rubbish, it's a Chocolate Royale cake.

Got the idea from this bloke...

[davhill]

With this Rocher you are spoiling me. It's her crown.

[sparkythecat]

boxst said:

Qb7# ?

[Vipers]

sparkythecat said:

boxst said:

Qb7# ?

Oh Qb7#, yes I get you now, very good

[MartG]

[Laurel Green]

[MartG]

[MartG]

[Filton-flyer]

For sale:
One massive bottle of Chinese Tipex
Never opened.




It’s a correctors item