Cringeworthy things us blokes say

Cringeworthy things us blokes say

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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Rulle7 said:
For me it's the 'of' for 'have'.
Though this migh be ' Cringeworthy things us bloke write' rather than say.
Since it's not a typo or an auto correct issue, it shows a lack of knowledge of, or care for the most basic
structure of the writer's/speaker's native language.
It's unfortunate because while the poster might have a valid point or opinion,
this use of 'of' nullifies any potential validity of the poster's argument.
I simply stop reading and move on to the next post.
Is it just me?
No, not only you.

Also You are / You're / Your.

Oh, and it's not only blokes.

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

190 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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'Can I get' always has me cringing. An Americanism too far IMO.

It's not unique to young student type blokes, but a lot of young student type blokes are guilty of it.

crofty1984

15,858 posts

204 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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The Spruce goose said:
'Yeh I don't mind being friends, that's what I always wanted.'

(That is why I spend thousands on you and hours wasted just so you can be friends and f##k someone else.)
Ha, been there. Bloody idiot that I was. Can't blame her though, unfortunately women aren't a vending machine you put friendship pennies in until sex falls out.

Ilovejapcrap

3,281 posts

112 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
BS30 said:
stuartmmcfc said:
"I promise I won't come in your [insert desired location] "
Sister.
Mother...
Who's going to say the next family member that ends other ?

Not me I'm staying clear of this one.

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Rulle7 said:
For me it's the 'of' for 'have'.
Though this migh be ' Cringeworthy things us bloke write' rather than say.
Since it's not a typo or an auto correct issue, it shows a lack of knowledge of, or care for the most basic
structure of the writer's/speaker's native language.
It's unfortunate because while the poster might have a valid point or opinion,
this use of 'of' nullifies any potential validity of the poster's argument.
I simply stop reading and move on to the next post.
Is it just me?
You should of posted that in the spelling police thread.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Baz Tench said:
'Can I get' always has me cringing. An Americanism too far IMO.

It's not unique to young student type blokes, but a lot of young student type blokes are guilty of it.
Absolutely! We have a 'young student type bloke' in the family and tried to explain to him that this was inappropriate after hearing him use it, he really struggled to understand why.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Oh, and use of 'reach out' is getting ridiculous.

I actually enquired by email about a product that was for sale recently. The response began 'Thank you for reaching out to us...'

I didn't 'reach out' to anybody, I made an enquiry! What, exactly, is wrong with 'thank you for your enquiry...'

pork911

7,139 posts

183 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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car stuff-
price point
north of
as stated
weapon
station / tip car


wolves_wanderer

12,387 posts

237 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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pork911 said:
car stuff-
price point
north of
as stated
weapon
station / tip car
God yes, I'd add "pull the trigger" to that list.

Anthony Micallef

1,122 posts

195 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Ari said:
Oh, and use of 'reach out' is getting ridiculous.

I actually enquired by email about a product that was for sale recently. The response began 'Thank you for reaching out to us...'

I didn't 'reach out' to anybody, I made an enquiry! What, exactly, is wrong with 'thank you for your enquiry...'
My wife uses this phrase and it drives me mad.

toon10

6,183 posts

157 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Anthony Micallef said:
Ari said:
Oh, and use of 'reach out' is getting ridiculous.

I actually enquired by email about a product that was for sale recently. The response began 'Thank you for reaching out to us...'

I didn't 'reach out' to anybody, I made an enquiry! What, exactly, is wrong with 'thank you for your enquiry...'
My wife uses this phrase and it drives me mad.
When it comes to wives, I prefer the term reach around to reach out biggrin

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Issi said:
It's not a case of having an interest in things that don't interest you, it's the smug insistence that you've never read a newspaper or a magazine (nor even glimpsed a cover in a newsagents), happened to see the side of a bus or advertising billboard, watched the news or generally any TV and then glibly state that you've never even HEARD of Wayne Rooney/Adele/the new James Bond Film.

'Apparently there was a rugby tournament on recently'
Think quite a few people missed the point of this one. It wasn't an invitation to tell everyone what you don't know, whether genuinely or feigned, it's aimed at the people who say things like 'I've never heard of a Facebook, sounds ghastly, I don't think I'd ever need that' while someone else is talking about Facebook, they say it in a way that somehow they're portraying themselves as superior to people who know of a Facebook or whatever it is are inferior, chavvy perhaps

But that they know exactly what Facebook is, use it, are pissed off that they only have 10 friends and think it's st because other people have 855 friends and they can't know them so they must be put down, must put people in their places, I am superior and I must try at all costs to make other people feel st rather than just getting on with their life.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Ari said:
Einion Yrth said:
Ari said:
Alex@POD said:
LeoZwalf said:
"Bucket list"

When did this start? I've only noticed it this year. Everyone seems to have one except me. I have things I want to do.
That's old, and also makes sense. It's things you want to do before you "kick the bucket".
Absolutely. Everyone should have a bucket list. yes
A pre-decided list of things to regret when you're busy dying? Yeah, fabulous idea.

Edited by Einion Yrth on Thursday 26th November 21:25
Or, call me crazy but, you could get off the couch and do them...
How do you get your list exactly the right length? Otherwise you either do everything on it, and then what? Or, refer to my previous post.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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pork911 said:
car stuff-
price point
north of
as stated
weapon
station / tip car
Pork

pork911

7,139 posts

183 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
Pork
in reference to anything or just in those you asssume for others?

S1MMA

2,379 posts

219 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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"Fella"

e.g.

"how you doing fella?"

"have a look at this one fella"

"cheers fella"

My name isnt fking fella, why the fk some idiots can't stop saying this is beyond me!

red_slr

17,233 posts

189 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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This thread peaked on page 1...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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pork911 said:
mybrainhurts said:
Pork
in reference to anything or just in those you asssume for others?
No, I meant you...


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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"There's nothing wrong with Lewis Hamilton looking and acting like a tart..."

pork911

7,139 posts

183 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
pork911 said:
mybrainhurts said:
Pork
in reference to anything or just in those you asssume for others?
No, I meant you...
amazing