Cringeworthy things us blokes say
Discussion
daddy cool said:
A little bit of me dies inside whenever someone refers to doing a trackday (ie, a non-compulsory, fun activity that they have chosen and paid to do) as "track work".
"yeah, im running Toyo R888's for track work"
Oh, fk off. You arent an F1 test driver.
And saying "running" too. fk off again.
"yeah, im running Toyo R888's for track work"
Oh, fk off. You arent an F1 test driver.
And saying "running" too. fk off again.
ChemicalChaos said:
"Sure, I'll drive across the country to where you are to meet up [and end up being stood up]"
Twice, I've made that mistake
Eeven if it was an epic drive?Twice, I've made that mistake
And maybe you had incontinence. A lot of people on here wet themselves with laughing. "Literally pmsl" is very common. Its a serious medical condition..
williamp said:
ChemicalChaos said:
"Sure, I'll drive across the country to where you are to meet up [and end up being stood up]"
Twice, I've made that mistake
Eeven if it was an epic drive?Twice, I've made that mistake
And maybe you had incontinence. A lot of people on here wet themselves with laughing. "Literally pmsl" is very common. Its a serious medical condition..
williamp said:
Eeven if it was an epic drive?
And maybe you had incontinence. A lot of people on here wet themselves with laughing. "Literally pmsl" is very common. Its a serious medical condition..
Possibly the same people who have a cup of coffee in their hands AT ALL TIMES, and by some weird quirk keep spitting it all over their keyboard.And maybe you had incontinence. A lot of people on here wet themselves with laughing. "Literally pmsl" is very common. Its a serious medical condition..
Adenauer said:
I stopped doing track work four years ago after hitting fluid whilst flat in 4th, probably wouldn't have been so bad had I not been running triple eights at the time. I'd just owned a GT3 as well.
Oh, I think I remember you mentioning that now.Maybe after Kraftwerk then?
And
SB7 said:
williamp said:
Eeven if it was an epic drive?
And maybe you had incontinence. A lot of people on here wet themselves with laughing. "Literally pmsl" is very common. Its a serious medical condition..
Possibly the same people who have a cup of coffee in their hands AT ALL TIMES, and by some weird quirk keep spitting it all over their keyboard.And maybe you had incontinence. A lot of people on here wet themselves with laughing. "Literally pmsl" is very common. Its a serious medical condition..
"You owe me a new keyboard"
"Coffee meet keyboard"
Etc etc et bloody cetera.
Anyone who claims to drive with the ESP off because they like to 'feel the car move about a bit through the corners'. or because 'it's too intrusive'.
Basically saying that they're not very good drivers, have no smoothness to their inputs or mechanical sympathy and leave zero margin for error whilst driving on public roads.
Yes, well done you.
Basically saying that they're not very good drivers, have no smoothness to their inputs or mechanical sympathy and leave zero margin for error whilst driving on public roads.
Yes, well done you.
Leptons! FFS!
People seem to believe that if they confess on line to doing 150mph in their Vectra SRi a policeman will immediately turn up at their front door and throw them in jail (rather than, in the extraordinarily unlikely event of seeing it, actually thinking 'bullst' like the rest of us).
But using 'leptons' outfoxes the law you see, so they immediately presume the persona of a professional racing driver crossed with a shadowy underworld anti-hero in a red Honda Sport anorak and Subaru bobble hat that supermodels throw themselves at (not like those nasty slappers in the Aintree thread that they DEFINITELY wouldn't shag oh no..!)
People seem to believe that if they confess on line to doing 150mph in their Vectra SRi a policeman will immediately turn up at their front door and throw them in jail (rather than, in the extraordinarily unlikely event of seeing it, actually thinking 'bullst' like the rest of us).
But using 'leptons' outfoxes the law you see, so they immediately presume the persona of a professional racing driver crossed with a shadowy underworld anti-hero in a red Honda Sport anorak and Subaru bobble hat that supermodels throw themselves at (not like those nasty slappers in the Aintree thread that they DEFINITELY wouldn't shag oh no..!)
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