Cringeworthy things us blokes say
Discussion
had ham said:
Posters using shortened names for their vehicles such as 'rocco, 'grale, 'rado, 'stang, teg, etc.
They probably wear marque-branded clothes.
There is a balance, i cringe just as much when people describe their car in minute detail when it's barely relevant. They probably wear marque-branded clothes.
For example my last place kept a list of what people drove due to Hitlers baby sister in the other building throwing her toys out of the panzer if someone dared parked in one of their spaces (despite there being an abundance of them), when asked to respond to an email with the make, model and registration of your car, someone reply-all'd with enough detail to walk into an Audi dealership and not have to open your mouth.
Obviously replying with "it's a 'rado, love" would have been just as bad.
samuelellis said:
voyds9 said:
Wife: Can you put the kettle on
Me: No, it wont suit me
Wife: Can you turn the light on
Me: Light I think you're really sexy
Wife doesn't find them funny but the more annoyed she gets the funnier I think they are.
hate to admit it but I think i need to steal thoseMe: No, it wont suit me
Wife: Can you turn the light on
Me: Light I think you're really sexy
Wife doesn't find them funny but the more annoyed she gets the funnier I think they are.
Hooli said:
samuelellis said:
voyds9 said:
Wife: Can you put the kettle on
Me: No, it wont suit me
Wife: Can you turn the light on
Me: Light I think you're really sexy
Wife doesn't find them funny but the more annoyed she gets the funnier I think they are.
hate to admit it but I think i need to steal thoseMe: No, it wont suit me
Wife: Can you turn the light on
Me: Light I think you're really sexy
Wife doesn't find them funny but the more annoyed she gets the funnier I think they are.
Wife: Can you put the kettle on?
Me: Yes.
Wife: WILL you put the kettle on?
Me: Go on then
Describing a vehicle by model number.
"Yeah, I drive an E46".
A 3 series, great. Just say that.
A bit of a specific one, but when 'casual' supporters refer to a team as "we".
I don't object if you've turned up at the football and bought a ticket, you're a part of the 'we'.
It's when you hear a bloke in Maidstone going on "we need more up front than just Rooney"...etc...
Everytime, I die a little inside.
Or worse still during the rugby WC "we" for England, followed by "we" for Ireland a week later cause of your granny being a bit of an O'something.
"Yeah, I drive an E46".
A 3 series, great. Just say that.
A bit of a specific one, but when 'casual' supporters refer to a team as "we".
I don't object if you've turned up at the football and bought a ticket, you're a part of the 'we'.
It's when you hear a bloke in Maidstone going on "we need more up front than just Rooney"...etc...
Everytime, I die a little inside.
Or worse still during the rugby WC "we" for England, followed by "we" for Ireland a week later cause of your granny being a bit of an O'something.
Edited by Calletrece on Wednesday 4th November 14:34
Calletrece said:
Describing a vehicle by model number.
"Yeah, I drive an E46".
A 3 series, great. Just say that.
A bit of a specific one, but when 'casual' supporters refer to a team as "we".
I don't object if you've turned up at the football and bought a ticket, you're a part of the 'we'.
It's when you hear a bloke in Maidstone going on "we need more up front than just Rooney"...etc...
Everytime, I die a little inside.
Or worse still during the rugby WC "we" for England, followed by "we" for Ireland a week later cause of your granny being a bit of an O'something.
Some of the support for Ireland may be due to the "anyone but the English" attitude of the Scots and the Welsh. I liked the honesty of the English fan who had a T-short with "Our chariot's f%^ked so I'm hitching a ride on the Paddywagon"."Yeah, I drive an E46".
A 3 series, great. Just say that.
A bit of a specific one, but when 'casual' supporters refer to a team as "we".
I don't object if you've turned up at the football and bought a ticket, you're a part of the 'we'.
It's when you hear a bloke in Maidstone going on "we need more up front than just Rooney"...etc...
Everytime, I die a little inside.
Or worse still during the rugby WC "we" for England, followed by "we" for Ireland a week later cause of your granny being a bit of an O'something.
Edited by Calletrece on Wednesday 4th November 14:34
Swanny87 said:
Nice train, how many leptons will it do when pressing on?I'm adding the obnoxious oafs who use the word "strong", my brothers friends did this for a while before managing to grow up.
e.g - one does something good, "I ran 10 miles today", others "wow man, strong"
fk off and die!
strudel said:
Alex@POD said:
If we sum up everything that was said relating to the posts on here, posters must only use the most literal descriptions and facts. That's going to make for a very boring forum!
Agreed.There is nothing interesting about saying "I run Toyos for track work" instead of "I use Toyos for track days".
The subject and interest is identical, it's just one of them doesn't make everyone else slightly creeped out that they are sharing a forum with the sort of person who smears pedigree chum over his balls in an attempt to get laid.
toon10 said:
I used the following last night.
Her: "What do you want our new house alarm code to be?"
Me: "Dunno, whatever you want"
Her: "OK, why don't we use our anniversary to make it easy to remember"
Me: "Er..."
The thing is that's a good idea, because you will never forget your anniversary.Her: "What do you want our new house alarm code to be?"
Me: "Dunno, whatever you want"
Her: "OK, why don't we use our anniversary to make it easy to remember"
Me: "Er..."
'Wouldn't see which way it went'
Normally spoken between people with front wheel drive hatchbacks that have cosmetic spoilers.
Well the answer is you would see which way it went. Its starting direction would be a big giveaway, and the residual line\cloud of blue smoke would seal the deal even if you somehow managed to close your eyes for the half a day it would take to reach the horizon..
Normally spoken between people with front wheel drive hatchbacks that have cosmetic spoilers.
Well the answer is you would see which way it went. Its starting direction would be a big giveaway, and the residual line\cloud of blue smoke would seal the deal even if you somehow managed to close your eyes for the half a day it would take to reach the horizon..
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