Things a middle aged man should own

Things a middle aged man should own

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anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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marmitemania said:
The "Look at my fking red trousers" was just a reference to a website. I do own a pair though.;)
I know I read it regularly, and follow David Lloyd (bumble) on twitter.

Each to their own and all that, but red trews are a step too far.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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desolate said:
marmitemania said:
The "Look at my fking red trousers" was just a reference to a website. I do own a pair though.;)
I know I read it regularly, and follow David Lloyd (bumble) on twitter.

Each to their own and all that, but red trews are a step too far.
I think they look smart especially with a nice stripey shirt. I do not like the hipster drainpipe one's though.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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marmitemania said:
I think they look smart especially with a nice stripey shirt. I do not like the hipster drainpipe one's though.
Okey doke.

Storer

5,024 posts

215 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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Red cords, thick enough to stop a gale.

Who cares what others think. Ladies seem to like the soft feel......
They don't notice the colour!

BTW. Black is the only shade for a Lab.

Oilchange

8,452 posts

260 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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A power shower

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

164 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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nose hair clippers and several pairs on non prescription glasses from Aldi scattered all over the place..not me of course a friend of mine

lowdrag

12,879 posts

213 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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Haven't gone through the six pages but my essential is a watch with very large luminous hands so I can tell the time at night. The Barbour has yellowed with age but seems to have shrunk two sizes, as have my red and yellow trousers. I have a very essential cellar for the wine which strangely keeps reasonably topped up, and finally my golf handicap has risen. That's inflation for you I guess.

Storer

5,024 posts

215 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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Not sure about the Barbour thing. It is old technology now. I had them when I was younger, but as someone who spends a good amount of time out in the elements, there are much better coats available.

I have different ones for different conditions but all are comfortable and none leave dirty, waxy marks on things or smell like a wet dog!

RedLeicester

6,869 posts

245 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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swerni said:
Neilsfirst said:
W Fun
RedLeicester said:
roflroflrofl


So much pretension, kiboshed by cheap brands.
Barbour is the aspirational choice for those who actually have a choice not to go out in the rain.
The great thing about middle age is not caring about aspirarional cheap brands
Indeed.

RedLeicester

6,869 posts

245 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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marmitemania said:
a black suit and tie with wing collar shirt
So you own it but don't know how to wear it. Congratulations.

Ari

19,346 posts

215 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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RIP the cringe thread - this thread has turned into a seam richer than even the watch forum! coffee

12TS

1,823 posts

210 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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A healthy respect for what your parents had to go through to bring you up, especially once cars and alcohol were involved.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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RedLeicester said:
marmitemania said:
a black suit and tie with wing collar shirt
So you own it but don't know how to wear it. Congratulations.
That's funny because a winged collar is exactly what you wear with a black bow tie, do not fall for the should be worn with a white tie only. A winged collar is the ultimate for a very formal occasion. Anyhow what gives you the idea I do not know how to wear it?

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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marmitemania said:
That's funny because a winged collar is exactly what you wear with a black bow tie, do not fall for the should be worn with a white tie only. A winged collar is the ultimate for a very formal occasion. Anyhow what gives you the idea I do not know how to wear it?
Let's not have the black tie debate again.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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desolate said:
marmitemania said:
That's funny because a winged collar is exactly what you wear with a black bow tie, do not fall for the should be worn with a white tie only. A winged collar is the ultimate for a very formal occasion. Anyhow what gives you the idea I do not know how to wear it?
Let's not have the black tie debate again.
There is no debate to had. People like Red Leicester should wind their necks in a little, before they make such bold and sweeping statements about people they do not know.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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marmitemania said:
There is no debate to had. People like Red Leicester should wind their necks in a little, before they make such bold and sweeping statements about people they do not know.
rolleyes

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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berlintaxi said:
marmitemania said:
There is no debate to had. People like Red Leicester should wind their necks in a little, before they make such bold and sweeping statements about people they do not know.
rolleyes
Just to save pages of arguing - here is the quote from Debretts. the book for people who give a st about stuff like this. For the record I don't.

Wearing red (or yellow) trousers trumps any collar misdemeanour.

So can we not go down this particular road?

Debretts said:

White evening shirt with a with a marcella collar, bib and double cuffs, with a turn-down collar (not a wing-collar), worn with cufflinks and studs. A plain silk shirt with buttons may be worn. A fly-fronted shirt, where the buttons are concealed, is acceptable. - See more at: http://www.debretts.com/british-etiquette/british-...

TheChampers

4,093 posts

138 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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desolate said:
Just to save pages of arguing - here is the quote from Debretts. the book for people who give a st about stuff like this. For the record I don't.

Wearing red (or yellow) trousers trumps any collar misdemeanour.

So can we not go down this particular road?

Debretts said:

White evening shirt with a with a marcella collar, bib and double cuffs, with a turn-down collar (not a wing-collar), worn with cufflinks and studs. A plain silk shirt with buttons may be worn. A fly-fronted shirt, where the buttons are concealed, is acceptable. - See more at: http://www.debretts.com/british-etiquette/british-...
The same page also tells us the correct rules for white tie, so please let us end the debate here biggrin


marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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The turn down collar is I admit the more favoured way with a black tie now, but is another sloppy american import. Whilst I appreciate the wing collar is supposedly now the preserve of white tie, it is still in my eye not incorrect to wear a black tie with a wing collar, new money American style or old money English style. I think the choice should come down to the individual.

Dand E Lion

404 posts

106 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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marmitemania said:
The turn down collar is I admit the more favoured way with a black tie now, but is another sloppy american import. Whilst I appreciate the wing collar is supposedly now the preserve of white tie, it is still in my eye not incorrect to wear a black tie with a wing collar, new money American style or old money English style. I think the choice should come down to the individual.
But how does one disguise the elastic on one's pre-tied bow tie when worn with a wing collar?

PS Your writing style and spelling has changed suddenly! wink