Things a middle aged man should own

[Dixy]

Dash cam and a youtube account.

[magooagain]

Not sure about things I should own. But stuff that I have.

Time.
Patience.
Very nice and kind women I live with,who also has patience.
Good health.
Vacation when I want.

Stuff I own and cant imagine life without.

Tipper lorry.
Pick up truck.
Tool kit
Mini Digger.
Camper van.
Serious collection of home made Pineau.
Lots of whisky.
Loads of firewood.

Edited by magooagain on Wednesday 25th November 18:15

[Getragdogleg]

A ladder.
A comfy bed
A reliable car

[GroundEffect]

magooagain said:

Camper van.

Edited by magooagain on Wednesday 25th November 18:15

You're no man if you must drive your holiday to where you want to holiday!

[Robertj21a]

Saddle bum said:

Mustard or Cherry cord trousers.


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Seriously ???

[DragsterRR]

Saddle bum said:

Beretta or Browning shotgun.
Pair each of black and brown brogues and the knowledge to wear them on the appropriate occasion.
Several Barbour jackets.
Mustard or Cherry cord trousers.
Good hat for town and country.

About that drainage in the lower field Ted...

[AndrewCrown]

I am going to add a few more... to this generation game conveyor belt

An Automatic Watch Winder Case
Decent set of Luggage
A Covert Coat
A good set of kitchen knives
Creed Aftershave
A spare car
Silver BA card or equivalent
Many decanters
At least one Land Rover
A decent axe

Edited by AndrewCrown on Wednesday 25th November 20:09

[grumbledoak]

Getragdogleg said:

A ladder.
A comfy bed
A reliable car

I can live without a ladder. Otherwise, yes, I think you learn the value of things as you get older.

Ironed sheets.
A good Japanese knife. One is enough.

[anonymous-user]

Aren't most of these things mentioned a bit pompous and gay. (21 suits or whatever) How about cool stuff like super powerful torches or a motorbike or a spacesuit?

[Biker's Nemesis]

Soov535 said:

1. A good mechanical watch (Rolex Sub) to pass to son
2. Several pairs of handmade shoes
3. A DE razor, shaving soap and badger brush
4. A good quality fountain pen (Parker 51)
5. A shotgun
6. A plain dark suit for each day of the week
7. At least 21 plain white shirts, double cuffed and with no button down
8. A large and unfeasibly rapid estate car
9. A top end hi fi with a turntable
10. Humidor
11. Extensive collection of malt whisky

I've got No 10.

[magooagain]

GroundEffect said:

You're no man if you must drive your holiday to where you want to holiday!

Why is that then?

[12TS]

High quality bed linen.

[schmalex]

toon10 said:

At 41 I bought my first ever blazer this year.

Me too Bought last week. Planning to wear it in anger for the first time tomorrow.

[Zod]

BrabusMog said:

Zod said:

Same reason I have Zod! I first used it playing Quake.

I had an MS Dos bot pack (I think that was the term) so that I could play multi player against the computer. Christ I loved that!

I used to play over dial-up internet. The pan!

[Wacky Racer]

Golf....How to spoil a good walk.

[markcoznottz]

I recently purchased a diamond coated lawnmower blade sharpening tool from aldi, I'm really proud of it and tell anyone who I thinks listening. It's strange but most develop an urgent compulsion to get somewhere else quickly...

[Sheets Tabuer]

Comfy car
Comfy Bed
Comfy shoes




Double nostril chrome plated coke straw for the weekend, fk golf.

[FredClogs]

What are we calling middle aged?

[Axionknight]

el stovey said:

Aren't most of these things mentioned a bit pompous and gay. (21 suits or whatever) How about cool stuff like super powerful torches or a motorbike or a spacesuit?

They're all fat and old now, appreciating cool gizmos is the preserve of the youth.

[Davie_GLA]

All these pages and not one mention of a bag of coke and hookers on speed dial?