Opinions and advice please

[anonymous-user]

Jimmy Recard said:

Just remember this - better late than pregnant.

When the road runs red, take the dirt track.

The marmite expressway.

[KrazyIvan]

timbo999 said:

KrazyIvan said:

If all else fails, point out someone else's folly to hide your own.

And as were being pedantic, it's "This too shall pass".

If you lead with your chin... that should be "as we're being pedantic" (as in we are...).

How tiresome....

[timbo999]

KrazyIvan said:

How tiresome....

Ellipsis is only three full stops, not four.

I'm here all week; keep them coming.

[KrazyIvan]

timbo999 said:

KrazyIvan said:

How tiresome....

Ellipsis is only three full stops, not four.

I'm here all week; keep them coming.

Keep going, your superior level of intelligence is just awe inspiring to behold.

[timbo999]

KrazyIvan said:

Keep going, your superior level of intelligence is just awe inspiring to behold.

Awe-inspiring is hyphenated. Oh do please stop, I can't type for laughing!

[KrazyIvan]

timbo999 said:

KrazyIvan said:

Keep going, your superior level of intelligence is just awe inspiring to behold.

Awe-inspiring is hyphenated. Oh do please stop, I can't type for laughing!

Well you know what they say about simple minds being amused by simple things.

[LordJammy]

If in doubt, flat out.

[alfie2244]

Add lightness.

[castex]

Jasandjules said:

Anything is possible. Except skiing through a revolving door.

I could do this.

[grumpy52]

My modesty is only outdone by the abundance of my fame.


If it flies,floats or fornicates, rent it .

[Iva Barchetta]

LordJammy said:

If in doubt, flat out.

If in doubt,start a thread on PH,probably in the wrong section.

[cjs racing.]

Never say "watch this" while driving.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

[timbo999]

KrazyIvan said:

Well you know what they say about simple minds being amused by simple things.

Don't put yourself down, I'm sure you're not as simple as you make out.

[oilslick]

Iva Barchetta said:

KrazyIvan said:

Iva Barchetta said:

well it be on to this

Haven't heard/read that in ages...

I always have it ready for these special threads.

Was there ever a conclusion to that thread? (i.e. the OP sobering up and explaining what the fk he was talking about)

[oceanview]

when out and about, remember that the general public are generally stupid!

[Iva Barchetta]

oilslick said:

Iva Barchetta said:

KrazyIvan said:

Iva Barchetta said:

well it be on to this

Haven't heard/read that in ages...

I always have it ready for these special threads.

Was there ever a conclusion to that thread? (i.e. the OP sobering up and explaining what the fk he was talking about)

No I don't think there was any .....

I kept an eye on it till it sunk without trace.