Some highlights from my years of being married

[Gandahar]

"Would you like to go out with me?"

I'm missing Strictly.

"Will you marry me?"

I'm missing Strictly.

"Do you take this man to be your husband to cheri.."

I'm missing Strictly.

"Deep breaths, push harder "

Get out child, I'm missing Strictly..

" How do you like your 20th anniversary present in the most expensive suit at the Burj Al Arab darling?"

I'm missing Strictly.


Does anyone know what this Strictly thing is?

[stuartmmcfc]

I don't know. I tried to ask her just now but I was told to "shut up, I'm missing Strictly"

[JackP1]

Strictly speaking, its a program.

[Ari]

It's prole fodder for the masses. HTH

[Leptons]

Be thankful it's not Xfactor...

[Justayellowbadge]

She's having an affair with a very dogmatic chap from a council estate.

[Monkeylegend]

I think she is leading you on a bit of a dance.

[2gins]

Televised crumpet. Just watch it with her once, complement the crumpet on their costumes a lot and the appeal soon fades. HTH

[robinessex]

I watch it hoping to see a costume malfunction. I even record it in case!!! Don't tell the wife though !!