Asked to leave swimming pool

Asked to leave swimming pool

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anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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soad said:
Jon321 said:
Vixpy1 said:
would you have told him to Cod off ?
Or at least put him in his plaice.
Holy shrimp! Any fin is possible if you don't trout yourself!
I've Halibut enough of these fish puns.

otolith

56,085 posts

204 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Lifeguard is a moron.
Dumb kid with an NVQ in swimming, surely not?

Simon Brooks

1,517 posts

251 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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Should have politely asked the uneducated lifeguard, how he would suggest you teach/encourage your child how to swim from one parent to the other (as is common practice at this age)when one of them is missing, Stand back and wait for his head to explode whilst he processes the problem. And to think this clown was responsible for you and your loved ones safety !!!!

Digger

14,663 posts

191 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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You never know, the chap might just have the type of boss to have pulled him up on it regardless (as in, why have you allowed 2 adults in to the pool Bob?)

Leptons

5,113 posts

176 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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tim0409 said:
The "s" hadn't fallen off your Speedos by any chance? Worth a check.
Amazing rofl

Pints

18,444 posts

194 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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Digger said:
You never know, the chap might just have the type of boss to have pulled him up on it regardless (as in, why have you allowed 2 adults in to the pool Bob?)
Pretty terrible name for a lifeguard.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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Pints said:
Digger said:
You never know, the chap might just have the type of boss to have pulled him up on it regardless (as in, why have you allowed 2 adults in to the pool Bob?)
Pretty terrible name for a lifeguard.
Better than Dunc.

Digger

14,663 posts

191 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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Pints said:
Digger said:
You never know, the chap might just have the type of boss to have pulled him up on it regardless (as in, why have you allowed 2 adults in to the pool Bob?)
Pretty terrible name for a lifeguard.
I tried! smile

wack

2,103 posts

206 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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Wacky Racer said:
Compensation for "hurt feelings".

Should be good for at least 10 million...biggrin


Personally I would have told him to do one.... The world's gone mad.
Not the world just the UK

A few years ago we took the kids to a Disney hotel In Florida , the kids were in the pool so I thought I'd take some pictures of them, then the " daren't take a picture of children " fear came out so I went and asked the lifeguard if I was allowed to take pictures

Pictures of what, your kids, of course you can , why wouldn't you be allowed to take pictures of your kids

Because in Britain if you take a photo of your kids at a pool somebody with camera phone you, put it on Facebook then a load of people will kick your front door in and lynch you

It's Britain that's gone mad

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Tuesday 1st December 2015
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wack said:
Wacky Racer said:
Compensation for "hurt feelings".

Should be good for at least 10 million...biggrin


Personally I would have told him to do one.... The world's gone mad.
Not the world just the UK

A few years ago we took the kids to a Disney hotel In Florida , the kids were in the pool so I thought I'd take some pictures of them, then the " daren't take a picture of children " fear came out so I went and asked the lifeguard if I was allowed to take pictures

Pictures of what, your kids, of course you can , why wouldn't you be allowed to take pictures of your kids

Because in Britain if you take a photo of your kids at a pool somebody with camera phone you, put it on Facebook then a load of people will kick your front door in and lynch you

It's Britain that's gone mad
Yes We found that, took my son for his first swim back when he was months old, went as the pool opened and as luck would have it, we were the only people in there, start to take a few pictures and the lifeguard comes along and acts like I have shot his mother with a gun. No real reasoning with him, just stop or you'll be banned. I'll point out again, we were the only people in there mom, dad and baby.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 1st December 2015
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Leptons said:
tim0409 said:
The "s" hadn't fallen off your Speedos by any chance? Worth a check.
Amazing rofl
I'm guessing he never pulled his speedos on...

Have I cracked this mystery?

Dr Murdoch

3,444 posts

135 months

Tuesday 1st December 2015
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tim0409 said:
The "s" hadn't fallen off your Speedos by any chance? Worth a check.
You owe me a keyboard

Pints

18,444 posts

194 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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northwest monkey said:
Pints said:
Digger said:
You never know, the chap might just have the type of boss to have pulled him up on it regardless (as in, why have you allowed 2 adults in to the pool Bob?)
Pretty terrible name for a lifeguard.
Better than Dunc.
laugh

ukaskew

Original Poster:

10,642 posts

221 months

Saturday 5th December 2015
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Got an email...

The admission policy for the swimming pool which includes the separate Pirate Ship area was written following an extensive and detailed risk assessment process as required by HSG 179 Managing Health and Safety in Swimming Pools. Guidance from bodies such as the Institute of Sport and Recreation Management and the Royal Lifesaving Society was also considered and prior to the admissions policy being put into operation, the policy was reviewed and approved by specialist health and safety consultants.

Whereas we genuinely understand the disappointment you felt in this situation; we must emphasise how important it is for our staff to adhere to the admission policy at all times, even during periods where the area might be very quiet. Ultimately the policy is put in place with the safety of our patrons in mind which we are sure you can appreciate.

Lucas CAV

3,022 posts

219 months

Saturday 5th December 2015
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Post it up on here. That makes no sense.
ukaskew said:
Got an email...

The admission policy for the swimming pool which includes the separate Pirate Ship area was written following an extensive and detailed risk assessment process as required by HSG 179 Managing Health and Safety in Swimming Pools. Guidance from bodies such as the Institute of Sport and Recreation Management and the Royal Lifesaving Society was also considered and prior to the admissions policy being put into operation, the policy was reviewed and approved by specialist health and safety consultants.

Whereas we genuinely understand the disappointment you felt in this situation; we must emphasise how important it is for our staff to adhere to the admission policy at all times, even during periods where the area might be very quiet. Ultimately the policy is put in place with the safety of our patrons in mind which we are sure you can appreciate.

ukaskew

Original Poster:

10,642 posts

221 months

Saturday 5th December 2015
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Post it up on here?! That was it!

MrsMiggins

2,809 posts

235 months

Saturday 5th December 2015
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What on earth did you ask them to get that response?

Either they ignored/misunderstood what you said, or you really didn't ask them to explain how mum+dad=TOO MANY parents...

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 5th December 2015
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I can't think of one genuine H&S reason why 2 adults couldn't attend with 1 child.
It effectively precludes a couple with one child attending the pool.

Perhaps when it's very busy during the summer I can see the advantage of restricting the number of adults to maximise the number of kids, but that isn't anything to do with health and safety.


ukaskew

Original Poster:

10,642 posts

221 months

Saturday 5th December 2015
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I spelled out exactly what happened and asked why they had that rule in place, it couldn't have been clearer. Next up I'm contacting the Institute of Sport and Recreation Management to see what they think of it, as apparently the policy was drawn up in consultation with them.

Utterly bizarre.

MrsMiggins

2,809 posts

235 months

Saturday 5th December 2015
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Can you ask the company concerned to define the exclusion zone around the child in which only 1 parent can be present?

Would you be allowed in the pool if you were 20 metres away?