Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)
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Munter said:
After this thread gave me a craving for miniture wax covered cheese, I thought I'd demonstrate how it's done. 1 take. No practice.
https://youtu.be/llh3wE8-S0M
That is exactly my method, I just had one with a material defect in it. https://youtu.be/llh3wE8-S0M
The absolute, 24 carat knobjockey of a cyclist at Cambridge Station this morning who decided that, notwithstanding the whistle having blown, the closing door beeps having started and the shouts of station staff, decided that no, his journey was more important than anything and got himself and his bike wedged in the doors and forced his way into the train.
I have 3 tips for you, you cretin:
- all of that noise is about safety: yours, the other passengers, people on the platform. It means that the heavy doors are closing and the even heavier train is about to move.
- get up earlier, you utterly selfish prick, and then you wouldn't have to rush.
I have 3 tips for you, you cretin:
- all of that noise is about safety: yours, the other passengers, people on the platform. It means that the heavy doors are closing and the even heavier train is about to move.
- get up earlier, you utterly selfish prick, and then you wouldn't have to rush.
Europa1 said:
The absolute, 24 carat knobjockey of a cyclist at Cambridge Station this morning who decided that, notwithstanding the whistle having blown, the closing door beeps having started and the shouts of station staff, decided that no, his journey was more important than anything and got himself and his bike wedged in the doors and forced his way into the train.
I have 3 tips for you, you cretin:
- all of that noise is about safety: yours, the other passengers, people on the platform. It means that the heavy doors are closing and the even heavier train is about to move.
- get up earlier, you utterly selfish prick, and then you wouldn't have to rush.
and...I have 3 tips for you, you cretin:
- all of that noise is about safety: yours, the other passengers, people on the platform. It means that the heavy doors are closing and the even heavier train is about to move.
- get up earlier, you utterly selfish prick, and then you wouldn't have to rush.
A couple of recently-joined PHers, both apparently retired, self-appointed experts in everything, and full of verbal diarrhoea and other senile waffle. Every thread is getting ruined by their bile.
Mind you, it's a good reason to avoid NPE. I don't think they'd care to be seen dead in a Lounge thread. Or anything concerned with pop culture this side of f
king 1945.
Mind you, it's a good reason to avoid NPE. I don't think they'd care to be seen dead in a Lounge thread. Or anything concerned with pop culture this side of f
king 1945. OpulentBob said:
A couple of recently-joined PHers, both apparently retired, self-appointed experts in everything, and full of verbal diarrhoea and other senile waffle.
We've a ready stock of long-serving members displaying Olympic medal winning strengths in those areas already.We certainly need no additional ones.
whoami said:
OpulentBob said:
A couple of recently-joined PHers, both apparently retired, self-appointed experts in everything, and full of verbal diarrhoea and other senile waffle.
We've a ready stock of long-serving members displaying Olympic medal winning strengths in those areas already.We certainly need no additional ones.
CC07 PEU said:
People in my office opening windows when the temperature outside has been in single figures for about the last two weeks. FFS, unless someone has farted really badly, there should be no excuse for opening the windows!
Hmmm, are you one of my colleagues?Ive opened the window coz some numpty has turned the heating up so its now 26. Apparently they're still cold...
So have a load of open window ya wuss!
26 degress ffs
CC07 PEU said:
People in my office opening windows when the temperature outside has been in single figures for about the last two weeks. FFS, unless someone has farted really badly, there should be no excuse for opening the windows!
You are presumably female?People who knot the tops of plastic bags together, particularly twice.
CC07 PEU said:
People in my office opening windows when the temperature outside has been in single figures for about the last two weeks. FFS, unless someone has farted really badly, there should be no excuse for opening the windows!
Don't get me started with people opening windows on trains.
Dr Murdoch said:
Hmmm, are you one of my colleagues?
Ive opened the window coz some numpty has turned the heating up so its now 26. Apparently they're still cold...
So have a load of open window ya wuss!
26 degress ffs
26 degrees is probably over cooking it a bit. 25 is pleasant in an air conditioned office environment but would be too warm in a centrally heated residential setting.Ive opened the window coz some numpty has turned the heating up so its now 26. Apparently they're still cold...
So have a load of open window ya wuss!
26 degress ffs
Something is doing a scan/update/check in the background, you are typing in word/chrome/explorer and as you are typing and hitting return a popup appears which had a Yes - No option just at the moment you hit return the popup disappears and you have no idea what just happened.
Why can't priority be given to the application that is being used and not to putting popups to the top, keep them to background out of the way.
Why can't priority be given to the application that is being used and not to putting popups to the top, keep them to background out of the way.
Going to work this morning, M4, Westbound, approaching Junction 11.
Traffic slows for the junction. I get that.
Lane 1 crawling at 30 mph.
Lane 2 not much quicker.
Lane 3. A pensioner in a Fiat 500, doing approx 35 mph, because she is slowing to cut into lane 2 at the last second as she cannot be bothered to wait.
I flash her. Does not speed up.
She finally pulls into lane 2 and as I pass, gives me a filthy look for giving her full beam.
Traffic slows for the junction. I get that.
Lane 1 crawling at 30 mph.
Lane 2 not much quicker.
Lane 3. A pensioner in a Fiat 500, doing approx 35 mph, because she is slowing to cut into lane 2 at the last second as she cannot be bothered to wait.
I flash her. Does not speed up.
She finally pulls into lane 2 and as I pass, gives me a filthy look for giving her full beam.
CC07 PEU said:
Dr Murdoch said:
Hmmm, are you one of my colleagues?
Ive opened the window coz some numpty has turned the heating up so its now 26. Apparently they're still cold...
So have a load of open window ya wuss!
26 degress ffs
26 degrees is probably over cooking it a bit. 25 is pleasant in an air conditioned office environment but would be too warm in a centrally heated residential setting.Ive opened the window coz some numpty has turned the heating up so its now 26. Apparently they're still cold...
So have a load of open window ya wuss!
26 degress ffs
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