Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

[V8mate]

How strange. I've owned (and used) a strimmer for the last 20 years; I've had to change the spool once - pull old one of, push new one on - just once, and apart from that it just gets on with it!

[V8mate]

I don't understand. The line comes on a spool. You put the spool on the spline and stick the line through the hole on the side. Done.

[AstonZagato]

Not on my Stihl. You have to reload the cartridge with cord. Costs buttons though.

[WD39]

AstonZagato said:

Stickyfinger said:

Strimmer wire reloading !

Good one.

Also strimmer wire not spooling out, so you have to stop, take off safety gear, disassemble strimmer cartridge, get wire in correct positions, curse when it fights back, finally reassemble, put the safety gear back on, start strimmer. Wait ten minutes and repeat.

One word: 'Tanaka'.

[Stickyfinger]

I just use a refill line because I am cheap and I can use a thicker line....

[DJFish]

Ive got a battered old B&D jobbie that someone gave me, it gets used infrequently & the only way to get more cord out is to dig it out with a screwdriver.
I can't get the cassette to release so I don't know what I'll do when it finally runs out.
Give it to someone else Or chuck it over the neighbours fence I suppose.

[zarjaz1991]

El Guapo said:

People with restless leg syndrome. In the dentist's waiting room the other day there was a chap drumming his heel against the floor. I had to go and wait in the corridor because it was annoying me so much.

Add to this, finger drummers. Arrrgh! Some people just seem incapable of 'doing nothing' for even a few seconds without making this irritating racket.

I once worked with someone who would briefly 'drum' on every desk as he walked past it. I wanted to electrify mine!
Another would 'drum' on their computer mouse while they waited for a page to load or for a response from whatever system they happened to be using.
Supermarket checkout queues...they put their PIN into the payment machine and drum on the machine while it authorises. Arrrgh! Stop it, just stop it!!

I could cheerfully chop their hands off, that'd shut them up.

[Skii]

Impasse said:

The current saturation of cinema releases by Marvel characters and stories.

Also

Edited by Skii on Sunday 15th May 18:34

[Condi]

WD39 said:

One word: 'Tanaka'.

?? Just had a look on their website and doesnt look anything special.

[Jader1973]

Occasionally I get cash out the ATM.

Last time:
- Put card in
- Enter PIN
- Select $40
- Select no receipt
- Wait, wondering why it isn't doing anything.
- Realise there is a message on the screen "Would you like to make this your favourite withdrawal? Yes/No."

It is a fking ATM, why the fk would I want a favourite withdrawal?

And why are the options only Yes/No? Why isn't there "Never ask me this again you bd?"

[bristolracer]

"Can we email you the receipt" seems to be getting more common,usually with the tag line of saving paper or the environment.

Er no, because I don't wish to have my mail box junked up by every promotion that you and your "carefully" selected partners will spam me with every single day.

I also am getting fed up of amazon and currys etc writing asking for feedback and sending the bloody emails at 4am in the morning.

[Mr Snrub]

The charming woman down the street, who not only has the looks and body mass of a hippo, but the temperament too. Got woken up this morning by her screaming down the street at her 4-5 year old child DON'T YOU EFFING BACKCHAT ME AGAIN YOU LITTLE C*NT OR I'LL EFFING SMACK THE SH*T OUT OF YOU


Sometimes I really wonder if you should need a licence before you can breed.

[El Guapo]

bristolracer said:

4am in the morning.

[anonymous-user]

El Guapo said:

bristolracer said:

4am in the morning.

+1

[V8mate]

OpulentBob said:

El Guapo said:

bristolracer said:

4am in the morning.

+1

"Four A.M. in the morning
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
I watched your vision forming
Carried away by a moonlight shadow"

https://youtu.be/e80qhyovOnA

[Bluedot]

V8mate said:

"Four A.M. in the morning
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
I watched your vision forming
Carried away by a moonlight shadow"

https://youtu.be/e80qhyovOnA

"Carried away by a moonlight shadow"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGApBIcXeT8

[anonymous-user]

(shadow)

[PanzerCommander]

V8mate said:

"Four A.M. in the morning
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
I watched your vision forming
Carried away by a moonlight shadow"

https://youtu.be/e80qhyovOnA

You are Dave Angel Eco Warrior aicmfp

[davhill]

There's a trail running on Comedy Central for 'Broad City'. In it, one of the 'broads' does a standing jump onto the bonnet of a small black hatchback. She's no size 0 and you can practically hear the dent happen.

How long before some lame brain emulates this on my car?

[Skii]

Kids helping themselves in the fridge on TV ads.