Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Balmoral said:
Evoluzione said:
CC07 PEU said:
People in London and the South East who say "MacDonalds". It's McDonalds! wkers.
It's MuckDonalds.
Having a sandwich in the range called a "Big Mac" doesn't help the ignorant much either.
And why do they call it a sandwich? Not in this manor, squire.

Balmoral

40,943 posts

249 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Halmyre said:
Balmoral said:
Evoluzione said:
CC07 PEU said:
People in London and the South East who say "MacDonalds". It's McDonalds! wkers.
It's MuckDonalds.
Having a sandwich in the range called a "Big Mac" doesn't help the ignorant much either.
And why do they call it a sandwich? Not in this manor, squire.
It could be worse, the Americans call it a biscuit nuts

mickk

28,906 posts

243 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Europa1 said:
OK, this will probably get me vilified as a heartless cad, but....chuggers.
Completely agree, especially the ones that walk around pubs trying to make you feel guilty.

Nik da Greek

2,503 posts

151 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Four o'clock in the morning... still we cannot sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzjHbbXH2XE

conkerman

3,301 posts

136 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Europa1 said:
OK, this will probably get me vilified as a heartless cad, but....chuggers.
Yes. I am in total agreement here. I have to admit I am getting more and more grumpy with them. Especially if they knock on my door.

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Willow seed.

Gets everywhere - the failure rate must be enormous or every inch of soil would be 'willowed'. Good for future supplies of cricket bats however...

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Balmoral said:
Halmyre said:
Balmoral said:
Evoluzione said:
CC07 PEU said:
People in London and the South East who say "MacDonalds". It's McDonalds! wkers.
It's MuckDonalds.
Having a sandwich in the range called a "Big Mac" doesn't help the ignorant much either.
And why do they call it a sandwich? Not in this manor, squire.
It could be worse, the Americans call it a biscuit nuts
That's more of a scone-like thing, or at least it was when I had KFC in California many years ago.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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mickk said:
Europa1 said:
OK, this will probably get me vilified as a heartless cad, but....chuggers.
Completely agree, especially the ones that walk around pubs trying to make you feel guilty.
There is one in our local town who puts on this really whiny voice, sad puppy eyes and the call of "Big Issue pleeeeeeeeeeese".


I will nominate me. I am so slow on the uptake when it comes to the ladies. In fact I would say totally useless. They could have a bloody great neon "Yes, come and get it" and I would still miss it.

grumbledoak

31,549 posts

234 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Videos and GIFs that some wag has drawn on to "make them funny".

Just no. If it wasn't funny before you drew all over it, it isn't going to be funny afterwards either.

Edited by grumbledoak on Wednesday 18th May 19:55

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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mickk said:
Europa1 said:
OK, this will probably get me vilified as a heartless cad, but....chuggers.
Completely agree, especially the ones that walk around pubs trying to make you feel guilty.
We used to get a lot of chuggers in town. On started going on at me about kids in Africa so I replied "fk 'em, them 'em die" that shut her up. Another strode up tome and said "you look like a generous sort of man" Me: "you'd be wrong then".



DavieW

754 posts

109 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/VlmlY5G9G...

"Engerland" win the (football) World Cup and the rest of the country isn't allowed to forget it. FFS, it was 50 years ago. Shows they haven't won anything since though :-)

FourWheelDrift

88,557 posts

285 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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DavieW said:
"Engerland" win the (football) World Cup and the rest of the country isn't allowed to forget it. FFS, it was 50 100 150 250 300 years ago. Shows they haven't won anything since though :-)
Fixed that for you for future postings, at least until 2316. smile

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

100 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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In the midst of all this Ingerland stuff on TV I have quite forgotten the last time any of the other home nations won anything. *



  • This is going to come back at me when 1 of them does this summer I just know it.

BristolRich

545 posts

134 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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On the motorway...

People who cruise along slowly in a clear and freely moving lane two, trying to jump a stationary queue extending down the slip into lane one in the hope that a gap will open up for them to simply nip in....only it doesn't so they just stop.

Edited by BristolRich on Thursday 19th May 20:56

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

180 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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BristolRich said:
On the motorway...

People who cruise along slowly in a clear and freely moving lane two, trying to jump a stationary queue extending down the slip into lane one in the hope that a gap will open up for them to simply nip in....only it doesn't so they just stop.

Edited by BristolRich on Thursday 19th May 20:56
You mean those people whose time is too important? Who don't think the usual rules apply to them? I feckin hate them. They should all be killed until dead. With fire and pointy things.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Blokes at work who use the traps to take a slash, don't lift the seat, piss all over it, and don't clean up after themselves.

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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BristolRich said:
On the motorway...

People who cruise along slowly in a clear and freely moving lane two, trying to jump a stationary queue extending down the slip into lane one in the hope that a gap will open up for them to simply nip in....only it doesn't so they just stop.

Edited by BristolRich on Thursday 19th May 20:56
A job for APIS I believe.

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Europa1 said:
Blokes at work who use the traps to take a slash, don't lift the seat, piss all over it, and don't clean up after themselves.
I sometimes wonder at the state in which people leave the bogs. Filthy feckers.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Halmyre said:
Europa1 said:
Blokes at work who use the traps to take a slash, don't lift the seat, piss all over it, and don't clean up after themselves.
I sometimes wonder at the state in which people leave the bogs. Filthy feckers.
I agree. Used one yesterday and it had loads and loads of bog paper all chucked in the corner almost like they had wiped and missed the toilet. hurl

cookmysock

844 posts

202 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Stickyfinger said:
Strimmer wire reloading !
strimmer is an annoying word.

FFS use the correct term - whipper snipper.

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