Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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popeyewhite

20,054 posts

121 months

Monday 20th June 2016
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Munter said:
Not sure if this is beyond reason but:
The lady (early 40s), who almost ran me over on a zebra crossing in sainsbury's car park on the way into the supermarket.....and who did almost exactly the same to me on my way out as well.
Always think it's nice when someone describes their ex as a 'lady'.

tim0409

4,465 posts

160 months

Monday 20th June 2016
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I really hate listening to the radio (normally 5 Live) when all of a sudden they play a trailer for a football game which usually involves commentators shouting as somebody scores. I appreciate that the level of enthusiasm is appropriate when taken in the context of the game, but it really annoys me.

Bluedot

3,599 posts

108 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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popeyewhite said:
Munter said:
Not sure if this is beyond reason but:
The lady (early 40s), who almost ran me over on a zebra crossing in sainsbury's car park on the way into the supermarket.....and who did almost exactly the same to me on my way out as well.
Always think it's nice when someone describes their ex as a 'lady'.
laugh

nicanary

9,820 posts

147 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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Football "fans" who rant on in the appropriate forum about the performance/non-performance of Jack Wilshere but can't spell his name despite the fact that it's been in the forefront of the game for several years. He is not a county , nor a purveyor of pre-cooked dinners to old people who live with cats and smell of p*ss.

How can you have the gall to vent your wrath and expect agreement when you're clearly a cretin?

(NB I didn't post this on the football forum because I'm a wuss).

mickk

28,983 posts

243 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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nicanary said:
Football "fans" who rant on in the appropriate forum about the performance/non-performance of Jack Wilshere but can't spell his name despite the fact that it's been in the forefront of the game for several years. He is not a county , nor a purveyor of pre-cooked dinners to old people who live with cats and smell of p*ss.

How can you have the gall to vent your wrath and expect agreement when you're clearly a cretin?

(NB I didn't post this on the football forum because I'm a wuss).
hehe Would you like me to copy & paste this for you?



nicanary

9,820 posts

147 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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mickk said:
nicanary said:
Football "fans" who rant on in the appropriate forum about the performance/non-performance of Jack Wilshere but can't spell his name despite the fact that it's been in the forefront of the game for several years. He is not a county , nor a purveyor of pre-cooked dinners to old people who live with cats and smell of p*ss.

How can you have the gall to vent your wrath and expect agreement when you're clearly a cretin?

(NB I didn't post this on the football forum because I'm a wuss).
hehe Would you like me to copy & paste this for you?
biggrin Probably best not to.......

AJXX1

334 posts

120 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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People who say "well" when waiting for you to answer.

Had someone at work do this to me when I didn't respond to an instant message within 5 seconds.

Just had some bloke off eBay do it who I'm negotiating a price with as I didn't respond for 10 mins.

Well????

Fook off!

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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AJXX1 said:
People who say "well" when waiting for you to answer.

Had someone at work do this to me when I didn't respond to an instant message within 5 seconds.

Just had some bloke off eBay do it who I'm negotiating a price with as I didn't respond for 10 mins.

Well????

Fook off!
What's your best price for cash bruv?

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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TV continuity announcers giving incorrect information.

ITV4 bloke said....World SBKs from Bologna.

There is no circuit at Bologna anyway but he meant Misano in Rimini ,which is miles away from Bologna.....furiousconfused

31mph

1,308 posts

136 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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All that jazz said:
AJXX1 said:
People who say "well" when waiting for you to answer.

Had someone at work do this to me when I didn't respond to an instant message within 5 seconds.

Just had some bloke off eBay do it who I'm negotiating a price with as I didn't respond for 10 mins.

Well????

Fook off!
What's your best price for cash bruv?
wots the lowest youll take m8?

5potTurbo

12,569 posts

169 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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A female staff member in my team just arrived in the office and said, "Oh, look, there's a bee on my desk."
I said, "Don't kill it. They're rare enough."
10 seconds pass .... *thwack*

Me: "WTF?! It wasn't going to sting you! Why couldn't you get a glass or a bit of card and and take it outside?"

Her: *gallic shrug* "Pfff...."

FFS.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Mass hysteria and massive media hype annoys me.

It's sad when anyone dies, whether by natural causes or murder.

Skii

1,633 posts

192 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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5potTurbo said:
A female staff member in my team just arrived in the office and said, "Oh, look, there's a bee on my desk."
I said, "Don't kill it. They're rare enough."
10 seconds pass .... *thwack*

Me: "WTF?! It wasn't going to sting you! Why couldn't you get a glass or a bit of card and and take it outside?"

Her: *gallic shrug* "Pfff...."

FFS.
yep - also people who can't tell a Wasp from a Bee.

Cotty

39,649 posts

285 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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31mph said:
wots the lowest youll take m8?
That question will make me add £100 to the price

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Glastonbury festival traffic....thinking of going down my hill and selling coffee and fuel smile

popeyewhite

20,054 posts

121 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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RobinOakapple said:
Mass hysteria and massive media hype annoys me.

It's sad when anyone dies, whether by natural causes or murder.
The day before the MP was killed one of my students (13 years old) lost her father. He was killed whilst on a pushbike in a head-on with a car. Car driver was charged with DWDCA. She had two younger brothers and a mum who are all devastated and in shock. There was no TV coverage, suspension of duty for work colleagues of the father, mawkish flower displays or contrived eulogies. When I met the mother she could barely hold herself together, but didn't cry or breakdown and behaved with astonishing dignity and determination. The contrast between the above and the media/workplace treatment of the MP who sadly lost her life couldn't be more different.

227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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RobinOakapple said:
Mass hysteria and massive media hype annoys me.

It's sad when anyone dies, whether by natural causes or murder.
I was just thinking that this morning.
Over £1m raised (for what I don't know), If she'd have asked for that when she was alive it wouldn't have happened, I dunno why people feel the need to throw money at stuff like this.

RizzoTheRat

25,229 posts

193 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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You need to hit them over the head with a meter of two by four wink

Chevykevv

1,447 posts

208 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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I worked for a sparkie who would send me to the workshop for a stainless steel plate, eg: 120cm by 18 inches!!!

I used to cut it 120cm X 18cm to wind him up.

227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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At least it's all Metric.
I always smile at older engineers, ask them to take off .5mm and they'll instantly work backwards and inform you they'll take xxx thou off for you.
I have no idea what a thou is, we've been metric for 45yrs ffs.

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