Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)
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Bluedot said:
Going to press the 'Like' button on this forum.
Only to remember this is Pistonheads and there isn't one.
Yep. Do it all the time.Only to remember this is Pistonheads and there isn't one.
PH doesn't have to become an avatar-ridden hell of modernity simply to afford us an opportunity to say 'thanks - you were helpful/made me chuckle/whatever' without having to resort to quote-posting.
Nanook said:
Munter said:
Nanook said:
Munter said:
Not as bad as the person who would use the 2nd one. Therefore leaving just one other available (4 or 5).
By using no3, at least no1 and no5 are both available.
What?By using no3, at least no1 and no5 are both available.
If I need a piss, and there's someone at the adjacent urinal, do you know what I'll do?
Use it to take a piss.
Are you self-conscious about it? Do you spray a lot, and worry you'll 'tag' the person next to you?
Hence the correct etiquette is as I suggested. Leave as many available such that nobody has to cosy up to someone else, until that's numerically impossible. Only then is it ok to rub shoulders.
- (unless you're a pervert, in which case I guess...well done for standing your ground on your right to perv?).
That's a bit pathetic. You're a grown man (apparently), if you need to piss, who the f
k cares if someone is standing next to you?!Presumably if you were getting directions and were told to "turn right here", you'd drive up the driveway next to a junction, rather than into the junction. Perhaps try thinking on a little from what's been suggested and you'll find this reading lark is a lot less confusing.
Things that annoy you beyond reason? People who are unable to think for themselves.
Apologising when you're clearly not sorry!
An idiot decided to undertake me on the motorway this morning. I was in the outside lane patiently waiting for the person in front to pass the next car then move in, when suddenly some dhead in a Skoda came down the middle lane and cut straight in front of me.
After I'd politely gestured my dissatisfaction at this manoeuvre he waved his hand to say sorry. Well clearly you're not sorry. A sorry wave is delivered when you've made a mistake such as not seeing someone or misjudging somebody's approaching speed. It's not for some twerp who's driven down the middle lane and cut somebody up, that's not a mistake that's a judgement call. fknut!!
His bloody apology made me more annoyed than his driving, and I again (less politely this time) demonstrated this via some creative sign language. At least he had the decency to get out the way afterwards.
An idiot decided to undertake me on the motorway this morning. I was in the outside lane patiently waiting for the person in front to pass the next car then move in, when suddenly some d
head in a Skoda came down the middle lane and cut straight in front of me. After I'd politely gestured my dissatisfaction at this manoeuvre he waved his hand to say sorry. Well clearly you're not sorry. A sorry wave is delivered when you've made a mistake such as not seeing someone or misjudging somebody's approaching speed. It's not for some twerp who's driven down the middle lane and cut somebody up, that's not a mistake that's a judgement call. f
knut!! His bloody apology made me more annoyed than his driving, and I again (less politely this time) demonstrated this via some creative sign language. At least he had the decency to get out the way afterwards.
The urinal thing's not remotely interesting any more guys.
People who use the phrase 'brain out' to describe a subjective movie experience:
'Yeah, went to see Batman vs, Superman the other night, as a brain-out movie it was pretty good.'
Look, 'brain-out' simply means you didn't have to concentrate on plot etc. If you enjoy watching fantasy figures dressed in all-in-one lycra with superpowers flying around fighting other similar flying beings with superpowers then just say so... don't try and justify your enjoyment by saying it's 'brian-out' FFS. You're a fantasist with developmental issues, just deal with it.
People who use the phrase 'brain out' to describe a subjective movie experience:
'Yeah, went to see Batman vs, Superman the other night, as a brain-out movie it was pretty good.'
Look, 'brain-out' simply means you didn't have to concentrate on plot etc. If you enjoy watching fantasy figures dressed in all-in-one lycra with superpowers flying around fighting other similar flying beings with superpowers then just say so... don't try and justify your enjoyment by saying it's 'brian-out' FFS. You're a fantasist with developmental issues, just deal with it.
ClockworkCupcake said:
popeyewhite said:
You're a fantasist with developmental issues, just deal with it.
And you're a curmudgeonly old git with a superiority complex, but we all have our cross to bear. 
"Superiority complex"? I feel inferior to adults who get their jollies watching people with different superpowers (oh FFS!) in costumes pretend-fly and fight each other? Seriously?? Good Grief!
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