Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)
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Nom de ploom said:
sandwhich shops selling multipack crisps shouldn't annoy me but it does.
I was at a theatre recently. At the interval, someone came round with the ice cream tray. There were some Cornettos in it - clearly from a multipack - all flashed 99p."I'll have two of those, please", says I.
"That'll be five pounds, please" came the reply.
ClockworkCupcake said:
DJFish said:
it's the Internet and it doesn't matter...
Yes it does. 
I was at a PH meet once and some one said about a couple that were attending, they don't matter they are just randoms from the internet, as if they somehow didn't exist
Cotty said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
DJFish said:
it's the Internet and it doesn't matter...
Yes it does. I was at a PH meet once and some one said about a couple that were attending, they don't matter they are just randoms from the internet, as if they somehow didn't exist
Someone who removes your phone/ipad etc etc off its charge because "Mine's almost empty"
Well charge it overnight like the rest of us you divot.
Also people who don't pick up their dog's poo. I seriously would pay extra tax to fund a nationwide canine dna database so that the poo can be analysed, owner tracked down at which point the police are to stuff it through their letterbox.
Also people who insist on their own typeface or layout for their numberplates. FFS why do you think you deserve to have your own special plate??? Cretins.
Well charge it overnight like the rest of us you divot.
Also people who don't pick up their dog's poo. I seriously would pay extra tax to fund a nationwide canine dna database so that the poo can be analysed, owner tracked down at which point the police are to stuff it through their letterbox.
Also people who insist on their own typeface or layout for their numberplates. FFS why do you think you deserve to have your own special plate??? Cretins.
Edited by Marty Funkhouser on Monday 25th July 19:56
OpulentBob said:
I don't know what it is meant to signify or where it came from, but these f
king DAB poses.
Get fked you fking steaming flap fashionistas. I don't give a fk if they're only 8 years old, if I see someone doing it I want to punch them so hard their fking eyes fall out.
What's wrong with the classic funky chicken?
Enjoy your stuff as a rule Bob but I literally have no idea what you're talking about here.king DAB poses. Get f
ked you fking steaming flap fashionistas. I don't give a fk if they're only 8 years old, if I see someone doing it I want to punch them so hard their fking eyes fall out. What's wrong with the classic funky chicken?
The fact that every airport in the land employs one person in Arrivals to tell EVERY fkING passenger how to open their fking passport, and another to point out the them when one of the E-Passport lanes becomes available. EVEN THOUGH IT HAS A fkING GREEN LIGHT ON IT.
Here's an idea: Save loads of money each year by employing only one person. That person's job is to watch the passengers going through the E-Passport gates. As soon as one of those passengers says "Am I doing it right?", "Where do I look?", "I don't think it's working", or "Is this chip and PIN?", or as soon as the machine says "You're doing it wrong you fking cretin", that one employee pulls them from the queue, smacks them around the head and says one of the following:
"For fk's sake! How many times do you need to be shown? Go to the back of the queue and do it again!"
Or
"I'm not your fking mother! Go to the back of the queue, and this time, don't bother phoning your fking children to tell them you've just this moment got off the plane and you'll see them outside in a few minutes because they are alreasy there, fking waiting for you while you try to work out how to get through passport control! Instead, try watching the fking video on that massive telly telling you how to use the fking E-Passport machine before you get to the fking front again!"
And when I am in the queue, and one of those employees asks to see my passort, and I say "It's here, and I know what I am doing, thank you.", I don't expect the to grab it off me, open it to the photo page, give it back and fking tell me "Put it in like this, and look at the screen in front of you."
fking poinltess patronising jobsworth knobend.
kING passenger how to open their fking passport, and another to point out the them when one of the E-Passport lanes becomes available. EVEN THOUGH IT HAS A fkING GREEN LIGHT ON IT.Here's an idea: Save loads of money each year by employing only one person. That person's job is to watch the passengers going through the E-Passport gates. As soon as one of those passengers says "Am I doing it right?", "Where do I look?", "I don't think it's working", or "Is this chip and PIN?", or as soon as the machine says "You're doing it wrong you f
king cretin", that one employee pulls them from the queue, smacks them around the head and says one of the following:"For f
k's sake! How many times do you need to be shown? Go to the back of the queue and do it again!"Or
"I'm not your f
king mother! Go to the back of the queue, and this time, don't bother phoning your fking children to tell them you've just this moment got off the plane and you'll see them outside in a few minutes because they are alreasy there, fking waiting for you while you try to work out how to get through passport control! Instead, try watching the fking video on that massive telly telling you how to use the fking E-Passport machine before you get to the fking front again!"And when I am in the queue, and one of those employees asks to see my passort, and I say "It's here, and I know what I am doing, thank you.", I don't expect the
to grab it off me, open it to the photo page, give it back and fking tell me "Put it in like this, and look at the screen in front of you."f
king poinltess patronising jobsworth knobend.Ste1987 said:
One of my colleagues seems to think that if her computer freezes, everyone else's does 
Not that stupid? In my office, the network is so bad that there will often be times when Outlook can't communicate with the servers, or other network ping things struggle, and dozens of computers will simultaneously see the spinning wheel of death and be frozen from use.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff