Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

[ClockworkCupcake]

Spiders.

Specifically, coming downstairs of a morning and finding a spider has overnight stretched a single strand web across a doorway at head height and you get it in the face. bds!

[anonymous-user]

br d said:

OpulentBob said:

I don't know what it is meant to signify or where it came from, but these fking DAB poses.

Get fked you fking steaming flap fashionistas. I don't give a fk if they're only 8 years old, if I see someone doing it I want to punch them so hard their fking eyes fall out.

What's wrong with the classic funky chicken?

Enjoy your stuff as a rule Bob but I literally have no idea what you're talking about here.

Makes me want to do this:

[Ste1987]

V8mate said:

Ste1987 said:

One of my colleagues seems to think that if her computer freezes, everyone else's does

Not that stupid? In my office, the network is so bad that there will often be times when Outlook can't communicate with the servers, or other network ping things struggle, and dozens of computers will simultaneously see the spinning wheel of death and be frozen from use.

Fair enough. Some of the computers here are still running XP though...

[popeyewhite]

OpulentBob said:

I don't know what it is meant to signify or where it came from, but these fking DAB poses.

Get fked you fking steaming flap fashionistas. I don't give a fk if they're only 8 years old, if I see someone doing it I want to punch them so hard their fking eyes fall out.

What's wrong with the classic funky chicken?

Dab is now officially uncool for every hip-hopping footballer, wedding party etc

Awe-inspiring cringeworthy-ness as Hillary Clinton dabs on Ellen:

[colonel c]

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[anonymous-user]

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[zarjaz1991]

As always, it'd be so much easier if people just answered the question instead of being smartarses.

I don't know what it is either.

[gowmonster]

miniman said:

My mother-in-law.

You need to keep a blog and write a book if it gets popular. go all mil millington on her.

[anonymous-user]

zarjaz1991 said:

As always, it'd be so much easier if people just answered the question instead of being smartarses.

I don't know what it is either.

I wasnt trying to be since I dont even know what it means. But I used that website to find out what Netflix and Chill is.

[anonymous-user]

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[Jefferson Steelflex]

People who photoshop number plates when posting a photo of their car, so you can't read them. Must be conspiracy theorists.

[KP328]

People putting half empty or half full (i suppose it depends on your outlook on life) takeaway coffee cups in the bin.

When the bin bag needs changed it leaves a trail of bin juice.

[DavieW]

Jefferson Steelflex said:

People who photoshop number plates when posting a photo of their car, so you can't read them. Must be conspiracy theorists.

Not so much annoying as daft is when they only blank out the number in some pictures and leave it in on others.

[RobinOakapple]

KP328 said:

When the bin bag needs to be changed it leaves a trail of bin juice.

FTFY

[br d]

colonel c said:

Clearly not Digital Audio Broadcasting

Oh! how I laughed wen tat judge asked “Who are the Beatles?". Now I find that I don't know who or what any popular culture comment is referring to.

I'm obviously miles out of the loop, I have never seen anyone pull that pose before and had never heard of the term (apart from in the audio sense).

Anyway, I can see why it makes Bob want to smash!

[ClockworkCupcake]

br d said:

I'm obviously miles out of the loop, I have never seen anyone pull that pose before and had never heard of the term (apart from in the audio sense).

Same here, and I'm usually fairly clued up on internet memes.

[SilverSixer]

My Mum's got a pet horse called smartypants. It amuses me greatly to picture the shaggy little ruffian banging out PH posts on a PC in his barn with his hairy little hoofs. He's wearing those little half moon glasses on a string in my fevered imagination. This is the mental image presented to me whenever I see a post from smartypants.

[matchmaker]

Staplers. How the hell a relatively simple device invented over 100 years ago can't be relied on to work properly more than 50% of the time really boils my urine!

[Europa1]

Spiders. Just fk off out of my door mirrors, from under my windowsills and out of my tomato plants. Bunch of s.