Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

[thetapeworm]

This house:



In what world do you need the name of the house on 6+ separate signs? It's carved into the stone either side of the gate, surely that's enough?

[anonymous-user]

popeyewhite said:

Dab is now officially uncool for every hip-hopping footballer, wedding party etc

Awe-inspiring cringeworthy-ness as Hillary Clinton dabs on Ellen:

Hillary Clinton makes my piss boil. Vile creature.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Slow internet at home. After investigation I find the bint gave the neighbours the WiFi password, 10 yes 10 devices were connected from next door.

I've changed the password now but expect a knock asking us to investigate what's wrong with their WiFi.

Cheeky bds

[Sheepshanks]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Slow internet at home. After investigation I find the bint gave the neighbours the WiFi password, 10 yes 10 devices were connected from next door.

What are the chances that none of them were doing anything dodgy?

[james_tigerwoods]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Slow internet at home. After investigation I find the bint gave the neighbours the WiFi password, 10 yes 10 devices were connected from next door.

I've changed the password now but expect a knock asking us to investigate what's wrong with their WiFi.

Cheeky bds

Oo, tell me you cut them off.... Or at least throttled them for your own amusement.

Throttled the traffic. That's what I meant. Really. Really I did

[nicanary]

AVV EM said:

popeyewhite said:

Dab is now officially uncool for every hip-hopping footballer, wedding party etc

Awe-inspiring cringeworthy-ness as Hillary Clinton dabs on Ellen:

Hillary Clinton makes my piss boil. Vile creature.

The alternative is "Gobsh*te Trump". The Free World has come down to this. Jeez.

[droopsnoot]

thetapeworm said:

This house:



In what world do you need the name of the house on 6+ separate signs? It's carved into the stone either side of the gate, surely that's enough?

I suspect the lower one on the wall near the bins is because people kept parking cars there, and possibly the higher one is because someone once parked a van there.

I bet people still knock on the door and ask "Is this Thornfield Cottage?" though. I certainly would.

[james_tigerwoods]

ITV news. Specifically the Calendar local news. God it's awful - there's just been an interview with someone who watched the 1966 world cup final. They asked his opinion about the current England team and his response was excruciating - the whole news program is dire and amateurish.

This is my own opinion, but it's st even compared to BBC local news.

Why am I watching it? My mum likes to watch ITV news so I'm tolerating it. Not very well at that.

[Captain Benzo]

fking left-wing loony SNP voters, anything vaguely bad and it's

WAAAAAHHHH BLAME BREXIT]
WWWAAAAAAH BLAME WESTMINSTER
WAAAAAAAHH BLAME THE ENGLISH.

my brother is one of them, he's fking english and a complete fking fascist.

fk them all in the ear with a raw tattie.

FYI, i have lived in scotland for all but 9 months of my life, my kids are scottish and so is my wife.

THE SNP CANT GET TO fk

[anonymous-user]

Buying electrical items and the demands for all your personal information.

The forced warranty sales pitch, for £10 a year someone will come round and inspect the item, give it a clean and a hoover. If it breaks down we will fix it in 14 days, etc, etc. All this for an under the counter fridge, costing £100.

Then you won't have a guarantee if you don't gives us your name, address, e-mail address, phone number, length of dick, etc, etc.

I hate the shop that sounds like an indian meal, I thought Comet was bad but jeesh....

[popeyewhite]

nicanary said:

AVV EM said:

popeyewhite said:

Dab is now officially uncool for every hip-hopping footballer, wedding party etc

Awe-inspiring cringeworthy-ness as Hillary Clinton dabs on Ellen:

Hillary Clinton makes my piss boil. Vile creature.

The alternative is "Gobsh*te Trump". The Free World has come down to this. Jeez.

I know, I know. And you can put a gun to my head for this but I dislike Clinton so much I'd almost go with Trump. Really, when you think neither will have any impact over their Presidency whatsoever then Trump might even be slightly amusing in his ghastliness.

[MartG]

How to inflate tyres, as observed at Tesco this morning

1. Pull up at tyre pump
2. Get out of car
3. Check tyre pressure label on doorpost
4. Walk to front of car
5. Get back in car, then re-emerge carrying rubber gloves
6. Put on rubber gloves
7. Take off rubber gloves and remove valve caps
8. Put on rubber gloves
9. Remove one rubber glove and extract 20p coin from pocket
10. Walk to tyre pump
11. Walk back to drivers door and read tyre pressure label
12. Walk towards front of car, then back and reread tyre pressure label
13. Walk to tyre pump, insert 20p, and set tyre pressure
14. Reread tyre pressure label to see whether you set the pump for the front or rear tyres
15. Inflate rear tyres
16. Read tyre pressure label
17. Set tyre pump for front tyre pressure
18. Inflate front tyres
19. Return hose to tyre pump
20. Get in car
21. Drive 6 inches
22. Get out of car and replace tyre valve caps
23. Get back in car and pull forward a little, but not enough for the next car ( me ) to get to the tyre pump
24. After a pause, drive off

[All that jazz]

MartG said:

How to inflate tyres, as observed at Tesco this morning

1. Pull up at tyre pump
2. Get out of car
3. Check tyre pressure label on doorpost
4. Walk to front of car
5. Get back in car, then re-emerge carrying rubber gloves
6. Put on rubber gloves
7. Take off rubber gloves and remove valve caps
8. Put on rubber gloves
9. Remove one rubber glove and extract 20p coin from pocket
10. Walk to tyre pump
11. Walk back to drivers door and read tyre pressure label
12. Walk towards front of car, then back and reread tyre pressure label
13. Walk to tyre pump, insert 20p, and set tyre pressure
14. Reread tyre pressure label to see whether you set the pump for the front or rear tyres
15. Inflate rear tyres
16. Read tyre pressure label
17. Set tyre pump for front tyre pressure
18. Inflate front tyres
19. Return hose to tyre pump
20. Get in car
21. Drive 6 inches
22. Get out of car and replace tyre valve caps
23. Get back in car and pull forward a little, but not enough for the next car ( me ) to get to the tyre pump
24. After a pause, drive off

Lies!

No way all that was done on one 20p. You barely get enough time to pull the hose round and inflate 1 tyre, never mind the other 3.

[cookmysock]

Captain Benzo said:

fking left-wing loony SNP voters, anything vaguely bad and it's

WAAAAAHHHH BLAME BREXIT]
WWWAAAAAAH BLAME WESTMINSTER
WAAAAAAAHH BLAME THE ENGLISH.

my brother is one of them, he's fking english and a complete fking fascist.

fk them all in the ear with a raw tattie.

FYI, i have lived in scotland for all but 9 months of my life, my kids are scottish and so is my wife.

THE SNP CANT GET TO fk

your brother is a left wing loony and a fascist? you do know fascism is extreme right wing?

[ClockworkCupcake]

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[FourWheelDrift]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Slow internet at home. After investigation I find the bint gave the neighbours the WiFi password, 10 yes 10 devices were connected from next door.

I've changed the password now but expect a knock asking us to investigate what's wrong with their WiFi.

Cheeky bds

Change the router broadcast name as well to "fk off"

[FlyingMeeces]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Slow internet at home. After investigation I find the bint gave the neighbours the WiFi password, 10 yes 10 devices were connected from next door.

I've changed the password now but expect a knock asking us to investigate what's wrong with their WiFi.

Cheeky bds

That's a properly impressive level of pisstaking.

[McAndy]

FourWheelDrift said:

Change the router broadcast name as well to "fk off"

[james_tigerwoods]

FlyingMeeces said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Slow internet at home. After investigation I find the bint gave the neighbours the WiFi password, 10 yes 10 devices were connected from next door.

I've changed the password now but expect a knock asking us to investigate what's wrong with their WiFi.

Cheeky bds

That's a properly impressive level of pisstaking.

We need an update - What have you done to rectify this?

[Sheets Tabuer]

james_tigerwoods said:

FlyingMeeces said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Slow internet at home. After investigation I find the bint gave the neighbours the WiFi password, 10 yes 10 devices were connected from next door.

I've changed the password now but expect a knock asking us to investigate what's wrong with their WiFi.

Cheeky bds

That's a properly impressive level of pisstaking.

We need an update - What have you done to rectify this?

I was going to do all sorts of things but decided to just hide the SSID and change the password, I might change the SSID to pay for you own internet you freeloading tosspots