Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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MartG

20,694 posts

205 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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Tailgater said:
MartG said:
AstonZagato said:
People throwing rubbish out of a car, full stop.

I find Red Bull cans, McDonalds wrappers, crisp packets at the end of my drive and along my verges. The rubbish is always chav consumables. Scum.
Living near a secondary school, I find all these pushed into my garden hedge frown
Rough school?
Not really, just a few lazy oiks

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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MartG said:
Tailgater said:
MartG said:
AstonZagato said:
People throwing rubbish out of a car, full stop.

I find Red Bull cans, McDonalds wrappers, crisp packets at the end of my drive and along my verges. The rubbish is always chav consumables. Scum.
Living near a secondary school, I find all these pushed into my garden hedge frown
Rough school?
Not really, just a few lazy oiks
Ah

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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kennydies said:
I think i am turning into a grumpy old git. I drove to B&Q yesterday and no end of things wound me up.
I was at a set of light that turned green, it was then a jogger decided to run across the road making me stop in the middle of the junction, she didn't even jog faster.
I then pulled into the car park in an end space next to a parent and child spot. A car then pulled up and a 10-12 year old hopped out. I thought they were only for small children that required assistance getting out of the car?
Driving home there are a little old lady in a car at the front of the traffic lights turning left. The filter was on and no amount of cars beeping their horns persuaded this lady that it was ok to turn left. Two cycles of the lights later we went...
The final one was driving up to my house there is a steep hill followed by a blind sharp bend. A car decided to park on the double yellows there but he was apparently allowed to do it as he had his hazards on.
You're not grumpy, it's modern life/driving, which we all have to endure. It is comforting to read a post highlighting some of the atrocious actions of our fellow motorists.

Richyboy

3,740 posts

218 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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Pizza cheese at major chains, they took something out of it that gave it an amazing stringy consistency.

Mr-B

3,781 posts

195 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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All that jazz said:
Mr-B said:
Spam texts, even worse if they have their number hidden with a name mad At least if the number isn't hidden I send them an anonymous text back with loads of foul mouthed abuse laugh
Add sender to contacts then try to call it, it will show you the number, then you can add it to your SMS block list if you're on Android. bowtie
Thought that was going to be top tip of the day but it looks like my phone won't play ball on that one (can't save to contacts) frown

Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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kennydies said:
I then pulled into the car park in an end space next to a parent and child spot. A car then pulled up and a 10-12 year old hopped out. I thought they were only for small children that required assistance getting out of the car?
Err...they are for supermarket VIPs. E.g. Owners of smaller humans that have to be looked after and who consume things that supermarkets sell at a terrific rate.

If single people spent more in sainsburys than parents, then there would be "express single user short term" parking next to the door. But they do not. Single people nip in and out buying a packet of condoms, 2 chicken breasts, a jar of curry sauce, and a bottle of booze. Spend £23.52. While a "busy mum", nips in and buys half the shop over a 2 hour period, followed by cake and coffee in the cafe. Spend £70.64.

If that big spender can't park near the door, they'll choose another supermarket that will let them, and they'll take that cash with them.

They are not parent and child spaces. They are for the people who spend the most. And they own children.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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Munter said:
...a "busy mum", nips in and buys half the shop over a 2 hour period, followed by cake and coffee in the cafe. Spend £70.64...
yikes

When did you last do a week's shopping in a supermarket? 1973?

wink

Allanv

3,540 posts

187 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Munter said:
kennydies said:
I then pulled into the car park in an end space next to a parent and child spot. A car then pulled up and a 10-12 year old hopped out. I thought they were only for small children that required assistance getting out of the car?
Err...they are for supermarket VIPs. E.g. Owners of smaller humans that have to be looked after and who consume things that supermarkets sell at a terrific rate.

If single people spent more in sainsburys than parents, then there would be "express single user short term" parking next to the door. But they do not. Single people nip in and out buying a packet of condoms, 2 chicken breasts, a jar of curry sauce, and a bottle of booze. Spend £23.52. While a "busy mum", nips in and buys half the shop over a 2 hour period, followed by cake and coffee in the cafe. Spend £70.64.

If that big spender can't park near the door, they'll choose another supermarket that will let them, and they'll take that cash with them.

They are not parent and child spaces. They are for the people who spend the most. And they own children.
What a weird post.

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Mr-B said:
All that jazz said:
Mr-B said:
Spam texts, even worse if they have their number hidden with a name mad At least if the number isn't hidden I send them an anonymous text back with loads of foul mouthed abuse laugh
Add sender to contacts then try to call it, it will show you the number, then you can add it to your SMS block list if you're on Android. bowtie
Thought that was going to be top tip of the day but it looks like my phone won't play ball on that one (can't save to contacts) frown
Try ringing the "name". It comes up as a number on my Sammy. I found this out by accident when I was trying to stop incredibly dull texts from -EE- and up popped the number. Are you on Android? There's a definitely a way to get a name to show the number.

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Allanv said:
Munter said:
kennydies said:
I then pulled into the car park in an end space next to a parent and child spot. A car then pulled up and a 10-12 year old hopped out. I thought they were only for small children that required assistance getting out of the car?
Err...they are for supermarket VIPs. E.g. Owners of smaller humans that have to be looked after and who consume things that supermarkets sell at a terrific rate.

If single people spent more in sainsburys than parents, then there would be "express single user short term" parking next to the door. But they do not. Single people nip in and out buying a packet of condoms, 2 chicken breasts, a jar of curry sauce, and a bottle of booze. Spend £23.52. While a "busy mum", nips in and buys half the shop over a 2 hour period, followed by cake and coffee in the cafe. Spend £70.64.

If that big spender can't park near the door, they'll choose another supermarket that will let them, and they'll take that cash with them.

They are not parent and child spaces. They are for the people who spend the most. And they own children.
What a weird post.
His last 2 lines are true, though. yes

RC1807

12,551 posts

169 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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People who take things too seriously: sense of humour bypass has been entirely successful

e.g., parody news articles by The Daily Mash on Facebook
One yesterday about Jeremy Corbyn
Corbyn's disciples reactin on some of the comments, or laughter about the 'article'.
It's a parody, FFS. Nothing is safe at The Daily Mash. rolleyes

If it was a Guardian article, they'd have more to worry about!

ClockworkCupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Allanv said:
What a weird post.
I disagree; absolutely spot-on post.

Still, we all have our own opinions. That's what this thread is all about. smile


McAndy

12,487 posts

178 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Automatic doors that don't open quickly enough as I approach them. I do not like having to break my stride.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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McAndy said:
Automatic doors that don't open quickly enough as I approach them. I do not like having to break my stride.
Yep - seriously pisses me off too.

kennydies

198 posts

119 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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V8mate said:
McAndy said:
Automatic doors that don't open quickly enough as I approach them. I do not like having to break my stride.
Yep - seriously pisses me off too.
Door in general. the ones that have too powerful spring that you realise you need to hands to open when you get there.

Stupid design doors that have a grab handle when it actually needs a push

Bluedot

3,596 posts

108 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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V8mate said:
McAndy said:
Automatic doors that don't open quickly enough as I approach them. I do not like having to break my stride.
Yep - seriously pisses me off too.
Especially when there's that awkward split second where you wonder if they're working or not as you stride confidently towards them just a few feet away....

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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McAndy said:
Automatic doors that don't open quickly enough as I approach them. I do not like having to break my stride.
They open quicker if you say "pssht" as you approach them.

OK, maybe not.

When 'Star Trek' first aired on television, a manufacturer of automatic doors wrote and asked how they got their doors to open so quickly. The producer wrote back admitting that it was two stagehands standing just off-camera.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Bluedot said:
V8mate said:
McAndy said:
Automatic doors that don't open quickly enough as I approach them. I do not like having to break my stride.
Yep - seriously pisses me off too.
Especially when there's that awkward split second where you wonder if they're working or not as you stride confidently towards them just a few feet away....
Closely followed by that realisation that they will, in fact, not open and you get a faceful of door....

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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james_tigerwoods said:
Bluedot said:
V8mate said:
McAndy said:
Automatic doors that don't open quickly enough as I approach them. I do not like having to break my stride.
Yep - seriously pisses me off too.
Especially when there's that awkward split second where you wonder if they're working or not as you stride confidently towards them just a few feet away....
Closely followed by that realisation that they will, in fact, not open and you get a faceful of door....
It's usually the case that they do start opening, so you keep your foot in, but then move into slow motion so that by the time you get there they're not open wide enough. So your shoulders slam into the doors.

ALBA MELV

387 posts

157 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Over 50s females who dawdle in the swimming pool. Why the fk do you need to "swim" side by side yapping all the way up and down the length of the pool taking up my swimming space? One good thing was that I worked more by kicking my legs harder every time I passed the fkers!
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