Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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Dr Murdoch

3,447 posts

136 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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FreeLitres said:
Bloody loving this coffee debate.
Me too, confirms my opinion of coffee drinkers wink.

castex

4,936 posts

274 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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My boy (9) and I were waiting to cross the supermarket car park road to go and buy some choc as a reward for his hard game of rugby. It was about an hour ago. Dark. We were standing in the hatchings that separate parking spaces from the car lanes.

A Daewoo SUV with a roofbox comes charging in with the intention of parking nose-first into the last space on the end. I hope I am describing this clearly. He should have driven around the hatchings and either taken a wide arc or reversed in, but instead he sallied forth, saw my boy standing there very late and performed an emergency stop. He then reversed and entered the parking space like a normal person.

I was incensed and we waited for him to get out whereupon I gave him my very best Paddington Hard Stare.
He just could not admit that he had made a mistake. To back down would have displayed weakness on his part, I suppose. He insisted that he had not come close to running over my child. He just kept saying "Problem?", like he wanted me to go all-in and fight him. I wanted to fight him. "Go and do your shopping", he grunted. We did.
This annoyed, and does annoy me beyond reason.

ClockworkCupcake

74,602 posts

273 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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All this talk of the perils of coffee remind me why I actually despise the coffee shop phenomenon, though I do often find myself taking a coffee on the go.

I want a filter coffee with milk. This seems very difficult in some establishments where they go ahead and make some crazy concoction and then add hot frothy milk. No, I just want milk. So I have to specifically ask for cold milk now.

I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?

When you go to someone's house and ask for milk in your coffee do you expect them to froth it up and heat it up for you? No. two splashes of semi skimmed, job done.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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straight dad

454 posts

158 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Splitting the restaurant bill with work colleagues, when you don't drink due to driving only have a main course because you don't want to be a fat bd like the rest of them but still expected to pay £25 for 13 quids worth of ste curry, my fault for agreeing to go to a leaving do for a colleague I don't particularly like. I'm also nominating myself for this http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Jon321

2,815 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Shakermaker said:
I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?
I drink coffee and I totally agree with you, I am annoyed by the way they refer to the sizes. Pretentious nonsense.

Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....being asked for your name in Starbucks so they can write it on the take away cup. I hate that, it annoys me to the extreme. I find it hard to articulate why but it does. How dare they need to know my name just to make me a bloody latte.

Sparkyhd

1,792 posts

96 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Jon321 said:
Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....
This is not the coffee thread.

This annoys me beyond reason.

Buy a nespresso machine and make it the way you like it.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Coffee = burnt water.

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Jon321 said:
Shakermaker said:
I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?
I drink coffee and I totally agree with you, I am annoyed by the way they refer to the sizes. Pretentious nonsense.

Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....being asked for your name in Starbucks so they can write it on the take away cup. I hate that, it annoys me to the extreme. I find it hard to articulate why but it does. How dare they need to know my name just to make me a bloody latte.
Adopt the voice of Kenneth Williams and say " The name, sir, is J. Peasmould Gruntfuttock....." That'll shut 'em up.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Diverting briefly from the fascinating discourse on the many ways of being ripped off for a cup of coffee, this morning for me the annoying thing was Great Northern's decision that we are now in the depths of midwinter, and therefore the heating on the train should be set to "kiln".

Cotty

39,569 posts

285 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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straight dad said:
Splitting the restaurant bill with work colleagues, when you don't drink due to driving only have a main course because you don't want to be a fat bd like the rest of them but still expected to pay £25 for 13 quids worth of ste curry, my fault for agreeing to go to a leaving do for a colleague I don't particularly like. I'm also nominating myself for this http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Swings and roundabouts, sometimes we go to an unlicensed curry house so I buy my beers beforehand. I then have to chip in for their soft drinks they order in the restaurant. I suppose it evens out in the end and sometimes the price of a soft drink is very near to that of a beer depending on the resturant.

GroundEffect

13,844 posts

157 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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OpulentBob said:
Coffee = burnt water.
Agreed. Awful stuff.

Tea is crap too.


Halmyre

11,211 posts

140 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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nicanary said:
Jon321 said:
Shakermaker said:
I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?
I drink coffee and I totally agree with you, I am annoyed by the way they refer to the sizes. Pretentious nonsense.

Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....being asked for your name in Starbucks so they can write it on the take away cup. I hate that, it annoys me to the extreme. I find it hard to articulate why but it does. How dare they need to know my name just to make me a bloody latte.
Adopt the voice of Kenneth Williams and say " The name, sir, is J. Peasmould Gruntfuttock....." That'll shut 'em up.
'Mike Hunt'

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Halmyre said:
nicanary said:
Jon321 said:
Shakermaker said:
I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?
I drink coffee and I totally agree with you, I am annoyed by the way they refer to the sizes. Pretentious nonsense.

Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....being asked for your name in Starbucks so they can write it on the take away cup. I hate that, it annoys me to the extreme. I find it hard to articulate why but it does. How dare they need to know my name just to make me a bloody latte.
Adopt the voice of Kenneth Williams and say " The name, sir, is J. Peasmould Gruntfuttock....." That'll shut 'em up.
'Mike Hunt'
"Can I have your name for the cup ?"
"No".

....nothing else, people who talk like an automaton (I would as well after a day serving Coffee) get really confused if you just say a single word negative answer.


FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

212 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Stickyfinger said:
"Can I have your name for the cup ?"
"No".

....nothing else, people who talk like an automaton (I would as well after a day serving Coffee) get really confused if you just say a single word negative answer.
Works a treat on the ?ambulance-chaser cold callers too.

"Did you have an accident within the last three years?" "Nope.” [silence] biggrin

glenrobbo

35,289 posts

151 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Europa1 said:
Diverting briefly from the fascinating discourse on the many ways of being ripped off for a cup of coffee, this morning for me the annoying thing was Great Northern's decision that we are now in the depths of midwinter, and therefore the heating on the train should be set to "kiln".
A most eloquently phrased post sir!
I
am most impressed by your categorisation of the train's heat setting. biggrin
However, your discomfort will be but a fond memory come mid February when the service is cancelled due to the "wrong type of snow" but they have failed to announce the fact and you are stood on the freezing platform staring intently into the teeth of the blizzard in the forlorn hope that something will come along eventually to end your misery....

Ah the joys of public transportation! smile

bristolracer

5,542 posts

150 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Stickyfinger said:
Halmyre said:
nicanary said:
Jon321 said:
Shakermaker said:
I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?
I drink coffee and I totally agree with you, I am annoyed by the way they refer to the sizes. Pretentious nonsense.

Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....being asked for your name in Starbucks so they can write it on the take away cup. I hate that, it annoys me to the extreme. I find it hard to articulate why but it does. How dare they need to know my name just to make me a bloody latte.
Adopt the voice of Kenneth Williams and say " The name, sir, is J. Peasmould Gruntfuttock....." That'll shut 'em up.
'Mike Hunt'
"Can I have your name for the cup ?"
"No".
Yes my name is Mr Taxpayer

colonel c

7,890 posts

240 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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bristolracer said:
Stickyfinger said:
Halmyre said:
nicanary said:
Jon321 said:
Shakermaker said:
I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?
I drink coffee and I totally agree with you, I am annoyed by the way they refer to the sizes. Pretentious nonsense.

Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....being asked for your name in Starbucks so they can write it on the take away cup. I hate that, it annoys me to the extreme. I find it hard to articulate why but it does. How dare they need to know my name just to make me a bloody latte.
Adopt the voice of Kenneth Williams and say " The name, sir, is J. Peasmould Gruntfuttock....." That'll shut 'em up.
'Mike Hunt'
"Can I have your name for the cup ?"
"No".
Yes my name is Mr Taxpayer
Surly it's those little nuances that add value to the customer experience. Otherwise why would pay such stupid prices for a hot beverage.

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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popeyewhite said:
WD39 said:
Coffee. The bet noir of PH
Quick edit there, and you still spelt it wrong!
Incorrectly. 15 all

I drink about 10/12 cups of coffee, Gold blend, almost every day. Have done for years. I am a walking block of caffiene. Feels good though.



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