Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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All that jazz said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
An Americano is an espresso with hot water, to which some people (myself included) can optionally add a little milk if they so desire. Hence the perfectly reasonable question.
It's not a reasonable question at all. An Americano should be served as it's meant to be and not come with a bunch of stupid questions. If you want extra non-Americano stuff putting in it to wreck the taste then it's up to you to ask for them, not the other way round.
All that jazz? thumbup
ClockworkCupcake said:
All that jazz said:
Apology for what? I know what an Americano is and it seems you do not. An Americano doesn't have milk it
An Americano can have milk in it, to taste. An espresso or lungo doesn't have milk in it.
That's exactly the point though. Adding milk "to taste" can only really be done by the consumer, after the coffee has been prepared. So just hand the Americano over exactly as is shown on the 'Know Your Coffee' chart, ie: a shot of espresso topped off with hot water, and provide some milk on the customer's side of the counter which can be added "to taste". MY taste, though, not some 'barristas' taste.

Or, preferably, just offer me a product I like to call "Coffee". You sort of percolate water through ground beans in a filter medium, then pour it into a cup. Then let ME add milk/sugar to MY taste. Why ask me if I want to have milk? You don't offer to add my sugar for me, so why the milk?

Poor old Lino Moruzzi! He'd be spinning in his grave now if he could see what the coffee shop business has morphed into. A proper Italian gentleman, running his own confectionery with a cafe and coffee shop in the rear half of the shop. A big old noisy, steamy chrome coffee machine, lots of stained wood and mirrors, with the sweets in their jars and the chocolate bars under glass, and Lino, in his white coat, watching over everything from his elevated position behind the unfeasibly tall counter. Compared with the likes of Costa and Starbucks, just pushing open the door of Lino's shop was an event in itself.

Now the stupid b'stards can't even get an Americano right, without asking daft questions. And don't get me started on 'days out' destinations. Tea rooms, cafes, and the like. I take my coffee black, and my wife likes just a wee splash of milk. When asked if we want milk, the answer is always "just a splash, please". Yet we're handed a jug filled with the stuff. We're not going to use it, they can't re-use it, so it is only ever destined to go to waste. There's usually about half a cup's worth in one of their creamers. Grrr! I HATE food waste at the best of times. More so when it's foisted upon me by someone who fails to listen to simple instructions...

irked


Edited by yellowjack on Thursday 6th October 11:49

colonel c

7,890 posts

240 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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The moral dilemma of having received three large packages from an EBay order yesterday. Only to have the same thing delivery today.
Do I say nothing and hope the seller don't notice and keep the merchandise (£100's worth) that may be useful a future date. But will be on my conscience.
Or contact the sell and then have to waste another day waiting around for a courier to come and collect them.

grumbledoak

31,545 posts

234 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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colonel c said:
The moral dilemma of having received three large packages from an EBay order yesterday. Only to have the same thing delivery today.
Do I say nothing and hope the seller don't notice and keep the merchandise (£100's worth) that may be useful a future date. But will be on my conscience.
Or contact the sell and then have to waste another day waiting around for a courier to come and collect them.
You need to ask?

FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

212 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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colonel c said:
The moral dilemma of having received three large packages from an EBay order yesterday. Only to have the same thing delivery today.
Do I say nothing and hope the seller don't notice and keep the merchandise (£100's worth) that may be useful a future date. But will be on my conscience.
Or contact the sell and then have to waste another day waiting around for a courier to come and collect them.
Contact them, but try and sort it to minimise your inconvenience.

MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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bristolracer said:
Stickyfinger said:
Halmyre said:
nicanary said:
Jon321 said:
Shakermaker said:
I also don't get why they can't use the word 'large' and have to stylise it as 'grande' or 'primo' or whatever. What is wrong with small, medium and large?
I drink coffee and I totally agree with you, I am annoyed by the way they refer to the sizes. Pretentious nonsense.

Seeing as this is the coffee thread, the thing that annoys me the most.....being asked for your name in Starbucks so they can write it on the take away cup. I hate that, it annoys me to the extreme. I find it hard to articulate why but it does. How dare they need to know my name just to make me a bloody latte.
Adopt the voice of Kenneth Williams and say " The name, sir, is J. Peasmould Gruntfuttock....." That'll shut 'em up.
'Mike Hunt'
"Can I have your name for the cup ?"
"No".
Yes my name is Mr Taxpayer
But you may call me "Sir"

IanCress

4,409 posts

167 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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FlyingMeeces said:
Stickyfinger said:
"Can I have your name for the cup ?"
"No".

....nothing else, people who talk like an automaton (I would as well after a day serving Coffee) get really confused if you just say a single word negative answer.
Works a treat on the ?ambulance-chaser cold callers too.

"Did you have an accident within the last three years?" "Nope.” [silence] biggrin
Many years ago I used to work on an IT Service desk, who received quite a lot of cold calls from companies wanting to promote their services. A typical conversation would go:
"Hi, Can you put me through to the iT Manager"
"No"
"Can I take their name please"
"No"
"Can I take an email address"
"No"
"...oh..."

droopsnoot

11,971 posts

243 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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IanCress said:
Many years ago I used to work on an IT Service desk, who received quite a lot of cold calls from companies wanting to promote their services. A typical conversation would go:
"Hi, Can you put me through to the iT Manager"
"No"
"Can I take their name please"
"No"
"Can I take an email address"
"No"
"...oh..."
I used to get similar calls asking for the MD that wouldn't take no for an answer, as if many MDs just accept random cold calls. One sticks in the memory

"Can I speak to the Managing Director"
"No, he doesn't take cold calls"
"He'll want to take this one"
"No, I'm pretty sure he won't"
"I think you'll get in some trouble if you don't put me through"
"Well, I'll risk it, thanks"

and on, and on. I try to remind myself these people are just trying to earn a living, but don't talk down to me. Get in some trouble, for pity's sake.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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droopsnoot said:
"I think you'll get in some trouble if you don't put me through"
I'm damned sure I would if I did.

popeyewhite

19,948 posts

121 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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WD39 said:
Incorrectly. 15 all

I drink about 10/12 cups of coffee, Gold blend, almost every day. Have done for years. I am a walking block of caffiene. Feels good though.
Gold Blend. caffiene caffeine



WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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popeyewhite said:
WD39 said:
Incorrectly. 15 all

I drink about 10/12 cups of coffee, Gold blend, almost every day. Have done for years. I am a walking block of caffiene. Feels good though.
Gold Blend. caffiene caffeine
30 / 15

southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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droopsnoot said:
IanCress said:
Many years ago I used to work on an IT Service desk, who received quite a lot of cold calls from companies wanting to promote their services. A typical conversation would go:
"Hi, Can you put me through to the iT Manager"
"No"
"Can I take their name please"
"No"
"Can I take an email address"
"No"
"...oh..."
I used to get similar calls asking for the MD that wouldn't take no for an answer, as if many MDs just accept random cold calls. One sticks in the memory

"Can I speak to the Managing Director"
"No, he doesn't take cold calls"
"He'll want to take this one"
"No, I'm pretty sure he won't"
"I think you'll get in some trouble if you don't put me through"
"Well, I'll risk it, thanks"

and on, and on. I try to remind myself these people are just trying to earn a living, but don't talk down to me. Get in some trouble, for pity's sake.
"Can I speak to the MD?"

"Why?"

"I'm returning his call he said it was extremely urgent"


Get this all.... the.... time....



CAPP0

19,600 posts

204 months

Thursday 6th October 2016
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Sparkyhd said:
nespresso machine

make it the way you like it.
Oxymoron.

McAndy

12,485 posts

178 months

Friday 7th October 2016
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colonel c said:
The moral dilemma of having received three large packages from an EBay order yesterday. Only to have the same thing delivery today.
Do I say nothing and hope the seller don't notice and keep the merchandise (£100's worth) that may be useful a future date. But will be on my conscience.
Or contact the sell and then have to waste another day waiting around for a courier to come and collect them.
Contact them. They'll probably tell you to keep them.

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Friday 7th October 2016
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popeyewhite said:
WD39 said:
Incorrectly. 15 all

I drink about 10/12 cups of coffee, Gold blend, almost every day. Have done for years. I am a walking block of caffiene. Feels good though.
Gold Blend. caffiene caffeine
FFS - after that much coffee you're probably lucky you can understand anything he's trying to write


hehe

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 7th October 2016
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K12beano said:
popeyewhite said:
WD39 said:
Incorrectly. 15 all

I drink about 10/12 cups of coffee, Gold blend, almost every day. Have done for years. I am a walking block of caffiene. Feels good though.
Gold Blend. caffiene caffeine
FFS - after that much coffee you're probably lucky you can understand anything he's trying to write


hehe
PH posters on this and other threads tend to agree with that. At least that's what I think they are saying. confused


Edited by WD39 on Friday 7th October 18:17

mikal83

5,340 posts

253 months

Friday 7th October 2016
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Pistonheads freezing as it has a long running script............grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Jimmyarm

1,962 posts

179 months

Friday 7th October 2016
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Shabby st furniture.

I am a member of various facebay type groups as occasionally one can pick up a bargain tool etc but seriously, painting what was a st bit of furniture to start with, with some cheap st paint really doesn't make a £20 table worth £200.

What really getz me thpugh is what once were nice pieces that have been painted and basically ruined.

fking shabby st.

bristolracer

5,542 posts

150 months

Friday 7th October 2016
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Jimmyarm said:
Shabby st furniture.

I am a member of various facebay type groups as occasionally one can pick up a bargain tool etc but seriously, painting what was a st bit of furniture to start with, with some cheap st paint really doesn't make a £20 table worth £200.

What really getz me thpugh is what once were nice pieces that have been painted and basically ruined.

fking shabby st.
That and "upcycling" which is code for I saw you coming.

Bluedot

3,596 posts

108 months

Saturday 8th October 2016
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Car Dealers.
Ok a bit of a generalisation but after a day like yesterday I'm close to giving up with them.
So I have a list of cars to see, all lower end £2k to £3k daily drive stuff. Difficult to give precise times as I'm not sure how long I'll be looking at each of them plus travelling between each one etc.
So I call the first place - can't do it as grand-kids are coming over but can I make it later in the day ?
We set off and arrive at the next place (no appointment necessary), it's down a long single lane, at the end is a recycling centre and a travellers site, there is nowhere to park, absolutely nowhere. The cars are piled up next to each other, so close they must have pushed each one in, no prices on any of them, just a miserable looking place. We give up and turn round (eventually).
On to the next place, we call and tell them we'll be there in 20 mins, no problem. We get there and get told its over in a barn behind other cars, apparently its in a bit of a state as its only come in yesterday (we've noticed it on autotrader for weeks). A state ? If someone has tipped a bucket of mud over it, it would have been cleaner, it was thick with dust/grime, the inside stank and was also covered in grime. Seriously, I know it was up for 'only' £2k but did they think anyone would turn up and say hey thats looks great, here's £2k?
We ended up at the last place, easy to park and friendly dealer, car was nice enough but overpriced and wouldn't budge much.


Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 8th October 2016
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Bluedot said:
Car Dealers.
Ok a bit of a generalisation but after a day like yesterday I'm close to giving up with them.
So I have a list of cars to see, all lower end £2k to £3k daily drive stuff. Difficult to give precise times as I'm not sure how long I'll be looking at each of them plus travelling between each one etc.
So I call the first place - can't do it as grand-kids are coming over but can I make it later in the day ?
We set off and arrive at the next place (no appointment necessary), it's down a long single lane, at the end is a recycling centre and a travellers site, there is nowhere to park, absolutely nowhere. The cars are piled up next to each other, so close they must have pushed each one in, no prices on any of them, just a miserable looking place. We give up and turn round (eventually).
On to the next place, we call and tell them we'll be there in 20 mins, no problem. We get there and get told its over in a barn behind other cars, apparently its in a bit of a state as its only come in yesterday (we've noticed it on autotrader for weeks). A state ? If someone has tipped a bucket of mud over it, it would have been cleaner, it was thick with dust/grime, the inside stank and was also covered in grime. Seriously, I know it was up for 'only' £2k but did they think anyone would turn up and say hey thats looks great, here's £2k?
We ended up at the last place, easy to park and friendly dealer, car was nice enough but overpriced and wouldn't budge much.
These aren't car dealers ,they're here today gone tomorrow bomb sites.


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