Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

[MartG]

To the cyclist I saw last night, cursing a car driver for nearly knocking him off his bike....

The car may not have come so close to you if:

a) you hadn't been riding along a poorly lit road, at night, with no lights on your bike

and

b) you hadn't been weaving back and forth as you chatted on your mobile

[Cotty]

Shakermaker said:

All that jazz said:

Blurb said:

made with responsibly sourced salmon in a creamy dill sauce wrapped in puff pastry

Oh do fk off. That st annoys me beyond reason.

You wouldn't want dodgy, questionable salmon now, would you?

"hey boss, want some salmon? cheap yeah, no questions"

If it was irresponsibly sourced would that make it poached salmon

[SlimRick]

Cotty said:

If it was irresponsibly sourced would that make it poached salmon

I think you know where the door is...

[silverthorn2151]

popeyewhite said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

silverthorn2151 said:

The world was happier in black and white.

So long as you weren't black. Or gay. Or a woman.

Well....yes....obviously, but one knew where one was when it came to phone numbers though!

[CoolHands]

Shakermaker said:

All that jazz said:

Blurb said:

made with responsibly sourced salmon in a creamy dill sauce wrapped in puff pastry

Oh do fk off. That st annoys me beyond reason.

You wouldn't want dodgy, questionable salmon now, would you?

"hey boss, want some salmon? cheap yeah, no questions"

What like the meat that all the supermarkets were selling? Who got done for that....oh yeah - noone

[All that jazz]

zarjaz1991 said:

All that jazz said:

Oh do fk off. That st annoys me beyond reason.

Gullibles fall for that stuff.

SImilar to branding stuff 'organic' and then charging a premium for it.

Sainsbury's tins of tuna steak proudly claim that each tuna fish contained within has been caught with a pole and line. Yes, sure... I can really imagine a bloke stood there with his fishing line hanging off the back of his boat catching tuna one by one . How fking stupid do they think we are?

[Morningside]

All that jazz said:

zarjaz1991 said:

All that jazz said:

Oh do fk off. That st annoys me beyond reason.

Gullibles fall for that stuff.

SImilar to branding stuff 'organic' and then charging a premium for it.

Sainsbury's tins of tuna steak proudly claim that each tuna fish contained within has been caught with a pole and line. Yes, sure... I can really imagine a bloke stood there with his fishing line hanging off the back of his boat catching tuna one by one . How fking stupid do they think we are?

Almost as annoying as that advert that was on a while back.

Locally sourced?

Yes, it's only 50 miles.

[V8mate]

Shakermaker said:

V8mate said:

People who set their Out of Office reply when they're only going into a short meeting.

People who reply to your out of office message to ask when you'll be back in the office.

People who don't put their planned return to work date in their OoO reply

[berlintaxi]

All that jazz said:

zarjaz1991 said:

All that jazz said:

Oh do fk off. That st annoys me beyond reason.

Gullibles fall for that stuff.

SImilar to branding stuff 'organic' and then charging a premium for it.

Sainsbury's tins of tuna steak proudly claim that each tuna fish contained within has been caught with a pole and line. Yes, sure... I can really imagine a bloke stood there with his fishing line hanging off the back of his boat catching tuna one by one . How fking stupid do they think we are?

Except that is exactly how they are caught.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGmKO4CQ56c

[glenrobbo]

Blurb said:

made with responsibly sourced salmon in a creamy dill sauce wrapped in puff pastry

Oh do fk off.



I agree, what a load of pretentious twaddle!
WTF is creamy dill anyway???

[anonymous-user]

Shakermaker said:

All that jazz said:

Blurb said:

made with responsibly sourced salmon in a creamy dill sauce wrapped in puff pastry

Oh do fk off. That st annoys me beyond reason.

You wouldn't want dodgy, questionable salmon now, would you?

"hey boss, want some salmon? cheap yeah, no questions"

Naughty, naughty, very naughty.

[Cotty]

glenrobbo said:

I agree, what a load of pretentious twaddle!
WTF is creamy dill anyway???

Err dill in a cream sauce?

[BRISTOL86]

When people say 'PIN number'.

THE 'N' IS FOR NUMBER

[K12beano]

"ATM Machine"?

[BRISTOL86]

K12beano said:

"ATM Machine"?

I knew there was another annoying example of that!

[whoami]

Posters who pop up on threads of seemingly any topic offering their "expert" opinion on every subject known to man.

[All that jazz]

whoami said:

Posters who pop up on threads of seemingly any topic offering their "expert" opinion on every subject known to man.

Welshbeef shirley?

[Shakermaker]

BRISTOL86 said:

K12beano said:

"ATM Machine"?

I knew there was another annoying example of that!

We have people at work who go to do their "PDC Check" - Pre Departure Check Check.. grr.

[bristolracer]

Don't know why but I find "sat nav " an irritating expression

[whoami]

All that jazz said:

whoami said:

Posters who pop up on threads of seemingly any topic offering their "expert" opinion on every subject known to man.

Welshbeef shirley?

There are far, far, worse than him.

He's just a beginner really, an amateur.