Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Shakermaker said:
Replacement shoelaces.

I need some, as our cats had decided to chew through the old laces and snap them off.

But can I find the right pair of laces amongst the otherwise full range of shoelaces on offer in either Sainsburys or Waitrose? No. All I want is some 75cm black round laces but they only appear to do 75cm in brown. So I am making do just about with the 60cm version but they're not as good.

Amazon is seemingly useless for this - they will sell them to me, but only for £6.50 when the same item in town is marked on the shelf as £1.50, even though they don't have it.
Just buy some brown shoes.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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All that jazz said:
Just buy some brown shoes.
Naturally I already have them. But one cannot wear brown shoes with black trousers.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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glenrobbo said:
What really annoys me beyond all reason is somebody going on about shoelaces when all we want to know is:

WHAT WAS THE WORD!!! rantingfuriousirked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y

Sparkyhd

1,792 posts

96 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Hand dryers.

Firstly we're no longer allowed to wash our faces because hand dryer nozzles either point downwards or are the slit (Dyson) variety which I can't squeeze my head through. Why can't we have the old fashioned ones with the swivel nozzle that can be rotated to the face?

Secondly the Dyson Airblade (slit variety into which you insert your hands) proudly states "the world's fastest and most hygienic hand dryer". This infuriates me! It the world's least hygienic.

  1. You have to carefully insert your hands taking extreme care not to touch the sides (like some toy threading a hoop over a twisted wire) to avoid being contaminated by the germs from the previous user
  1. There's a pool of water which gathers at the base which, with the humid air blowing around, is a fertile territory for all sorts
Thirdly I'm now at the age that no matter how long I stand there shaking it there's a dribble that knows not to emerge until it feels the touch of my boxer shorts. I want a powerful jet of hot air that I can direct onto my crotch.

Moaningroadie

264 posts

193 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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All that jazz said:
Just buy some brown shoes.
Cheaper to get rid of the cats.

Balmoral

40,942 posts

249 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
People proudly proclaiming their ignorance of something.
I have no idea who Kanye West is, I've heard of her of course, and presume that she's some sort of pop star celebrity, but Saturday night prime time isn't my thing.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Balmoral said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
People proudly proclaiming their ignorance of something.
I have no idea who Kanye West is, I've heard of her of course, and presume that she's some sort of pop star celebrity, but Saturday night prime time isn't my thing.
It's a he.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
It's a he.
The "announce the sex of your latest baby" thread is that way >>>>>

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Balmoral said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
People proudly proclaiming their ignorance of something.
I have no idea who Kanye West is, I've heard of her of course, and presume that she's some sort of pop star celebrity, but Saturday night prime time isn't my thing.
It's a he.
Freddie says Woosh!


hurstg01

2,918 posts

244 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Balmoral said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
People proudly proclaiming their ignorance of something.
I have no idea who Kanye West is, I've heard of her of course, and presume that she's some sort of pop star celebrity, but Saturday night prime time isn't my thing.
It's a he.
It's gender neutral at best. Nothing that lives with that beast of a being can be a 'he' - I believe South-by-South-East6-decreasing-to-4-with-a-light-chop or whatever it's called is adopted; has to be the only explanation...

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Sparkyhd said:
Hand dryers.

Firstly we're no longer allowed to wash our faces because hand dryer nozzles either point downwards or are the slit (Dyson) variety which I can't squeeze my head through. Why can't we have the old fashioned ones with the swivel nozzle that can be rotated to the face?

Secondly the Dyson Airblade (slit variety into which you insert your hands) proudly states "the world's fastest and most hygienic hand dryer". This infuriates me! It the world's least hygienic.

  1. You have to carefully insert your hands taking extreme care not to touch the sides (like some toy threading a hoop over a twisted wire) to avoid being contaminated by the germs from the previous user
  1. There's a pool of water which gathers at the base which, with the humid air blowing around, is a fertile territory for all sorts
Thirdly I'm now at the age that no matter how long I stand there shaking it there's a dribble that knows not to emerge until it feels the touch of my boxer shorts. I want a powerful jet of hot air that I can direct onto my crotch.
I moaned about my shoelaces but I agree with you on most points. I can't stand the racket that these new super powerful hand dryers make, and much prefer paper towels when presented with the opportunity. Many times I'll just make do with wet hands for a minute or two until they dry off, rather than start the jet engine on the Airblade or TurboDry or similar.

ClockworkCupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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glenrobbo said:
WHAT WAS THE WORD!!! rantingfuriousirked
I think this may help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
glenrobbo said:
WHAT WAS THE WORD!!! rantingfuriousirked
I think this may help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
Goodness, no, surely...

https://youtu.be/8gqiyqu1GVE

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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V8mate said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
glenrobbo said:
WHAT WAS THE WORD!!! rantingfuriousirked
I think this may help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
Goodness, no, surely...

https://youtu.be/8gqiyqu1GVE
yes I would have said it's the latter. play it through 12 times if you're not sure - it's mentioned quietly at the back once or twice.....

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Shakermaker said:
All that jazz said:
Just buy some brown shoes.
Naturally I already have them. But one cannot wear brown shoes with black trousers.
Buy brown trousers. biglaugh Or whatever colour works with brown shoes, like blue jeans. hehe

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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All that jazz said:
Shakermaker said:
All that jazz said:
Just buy some brown shoes.
Naturally I already have them. But one cannot wear brown shoes with black trousers.
Buy brown trousers. biglaugh Or whatever colour works with brown shoes, like blue jeans. hehe
I have the full PH "Wardrobe Rainbow" available to me when it comes to trousers - Black, Grey, Blue, Brown. And naturally, the appropriate variety of footwear to match each colour, depending on occasion. Being without the black shoes, means I can't wear the black trousers, and would feel somewhat off colour by wearing the grey as well - grey trousers and brown shoes? Not on my watch.

(Ashamedly, I do also possess PH "Walt Thread" trousers in both camouflage pattern and hi-vis waterproof yellow. But probably for good reason, I don't wear these to the office)

Cotty

39,581 posts

285 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Every email I send today gets an "Undeliverable Message" even though people are receiving and responding to them.

ScotsDave

107 posts

203 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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ScotsDave said:
er you can't complain about all cyclists because I'm a cyclist and don't agree with what they're proposing.

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
Iva Barchetta said:
What was the word ?
It's not really important, and would also probably derail the thread. smile
tumbleweed
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