Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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The Don of Croy said:
berlintaxi said:
Having heard him on LBC this morning,st is not too strong a word to describe the man.
I think the fuss surrounding an otherwise innocuous interview is annoying beyond reason.
My opinion was he was a st before that interview, that just re-inforced my opinion.

popeyewhite

19,953 posts

121 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Lucas CAV said:
His "golf club bigot" persona would fit into NP and E very easily
This is your internet bigot persona is it?

Lucas CAV

3,025 posts

220 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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popeyewhite said:
Lucas CAV said:
His "golf club bigot" persona would fit into NP and E very easily
This is your internet bigot persona is it?
He's married.
You've no chance.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Moving away from Mr Farage, my GP surgery, for being unable to give me an appointment to see the nurse to get some stitches out - instead I have to phone up at 8:30 every morning to see if they have any slots free.

mickk

28,904 posts

243 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Europa1 said:
Moving away from Mr Farage, my GP surgery, for being unable to give me an appointment to see the nurse to get some stitches out - instead I have to phone up at 8:30 every morning to see if they have any slots free.
Get a Stanley knife, wipe the blade on your jeans and do it yourself you big girl.



FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

212 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Europa1 said:
FlyingMeeces said:
berlintaxi said:
Nigel Farrage, the guy is a grade 'A' st.
That's not beyond reason that's very very reasonable indeed, he's a weapons-grade twazzock.
Throw that into the N, P & E Forum - go on, I dare you biggrin
rofl Not bloody likely mate. But please, if you feel it needs saying in there, feel free…

Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Thursday 22nd December 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Cotty said:
How does she expect you to make chilli without putting chilli in it. I would love to know her answer.
I had this conversation, I went on to describe the individual flavours that can be changed and enhanced by adding different types of chilli, how each region makes a slightly different variant.

I was called names...

So bolognese with kidney beans it is then... biggrin
Could be worse, Onion soup with no onions.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-405...

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Friday 23rd December 2016
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All that jazz said:
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Oh do fk off. rolleyes
I never even realised it, but there's a Chrome extension called "I don't care about cookies" that you can add which makes sure you never see any cookie banners/warnings again. Installed !

SidJames

1,399 posts

234 months

Friday 23rd December 2016
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Cotty said:
Could be worse, Onion soup with no onions.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-405...
I do that. Strain out the onions for onion soup broth. Lovely.



Not in a restaurant though.


mickk

28,904 posts

243 months

Friday 23rd December 2016
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The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Friday 23rd December 2016
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Being stood in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil, and wondering why the clock is an hour behind.

Having already altered the central heating clock on the way past (that was an hour behind, too).

Unless...

Disturbed sleep and an active imagination annoy me beyond reason.

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

220 months

Friday 23rd December 2016
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I'm sure men do it too - but it seems far more common amongst women.

People who talk whilst simultaneously putting on a fake/forced laugh to try to convey how funny something supposedly was.

Not only is your laugh obviously fake - but because you are trying to talk at the same time - I cant understand what you are trying to say either.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Friday 23rd December 2016
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People who moan about the trains not working over christmas so a load of engineering can take place annoy me beyond reason.

boxedin

1,354 posts

127 months

Friday 23rd December 2016
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Willy Nilly said:
People who moan about the trains not working over christmas so a load of engineering can take place annoy me beyond reason.
pfft. Reminds me of the morning after the Storms of 1987. Standing at the train platform looking up the line at the trees on the tracks, whilst a Basil Fawlty impressionist was questioning British Rail's inability to run a train into town ( London ).

I wasn't the one annoyed at the time, more of a gallic shrug and returned home.







Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Saturday 24th December 2016
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Biting the inside of your mouth. Then of course it swells slightly and you bite it multiple times. No matter how hard you try not to!

HOW is this even possible! It's not like I have the jowls of a sodding Bulldog!

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Saturday 24th December 2016
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Rich_W said:
Biting the inside of your mouth. Then of course it swells slightly and you bite it multiple times. No matter how hard you try not to!

HOW is this even possible! It's not like I have the jowls of a sodding Bulldog!
because your teeth sit in an area of equal pressure between your cheeks and tongue, the swelling changes that

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

180 months

Sunday 25th December 2016
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Bloody kids next door running up and down inside and out. I know it's Christmas Day and all that but shouldn't they be up a chimney sweeping it or something!

The bah bumbug is strong in me today.

bristolracer

5,542 posts

150 months

Sunday 25th December 2016
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Corporate text messages/emails wishing me a merry Christmas
We all know someone programmed this to happen in July
Do they really think his will somehow warm me to their organisation?

See also pre printed Christmas cards from suppliers,I really will not be hanging it up with all the ones from friends and family

Bah humbug
Happy Christmas all

Mr Snrub

24,990 posts

228 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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made the mistake of agreeing to drive my Dad in his car. queue three hours of him constantly leaning over to check the speedo, putting his hand on the dash telling me to brake, make sure i indicate, change gear etc. I've been driving for 15 years without an accident, but that doesn't seem to count for much.

Antony Moxey

8,090 posts

220 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Mr Snrub said:
made the mistake of agreeing to drive my Dad in his car. queue three hours of him constantly leaning over to check the speedo, putting his hand on the dash telling me to brake, make sure i indicate, change gear etc. I've been driving for 15 years without an accident, but that doesn't seem to count for much.
Why didn't you just stop, get out of the driver's seat and hand him the keys and tell him to drive himself?
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