Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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ClockworkCupcake

74,553 posts

272 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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antspants said:
generationx said:
English people who use the following Americanisms:

"Can I get..."
I catch myself saying this sometimes and it annoys me every time I do it rolleyes

That's another one to add to the new year resolutions!
Having said that, is the British "can I have..." really any better?

If one wanted to be correct, surely one should really say "I wish to procure..." smile

generationx

6,742 posts

105 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
Having said that, is the British "can I have..." really any better?

If one wanted to be correct, surely one should really say "I wish to procure..." smile
Personally I would be more likely to say "Please can I have...". That would be better. And more polite.

FourWheelDrift

88,519 posts

284 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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I tend to use 'please' at the end of things. "Can I have the latest nudie girl magazine please"

generationx

6,742 posts

105 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
I tend to use 'please' at the end of things. "Can I have the latest nudie girl magazine please"
As long as the word is in there somewhere.

ClockworkCupcake

74,553 posts

272 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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generationx said:
Personally I would be more likely to say "Please can I have...". That would be better. And more polite.
Yes, granted.

I do wonder if "have" is really any better than "get", though. I'm not defending the Americanism, btw, and don't use it myself. But on the face of it, neither really correctly conveys the fact that you wish to purchase / procure something. Or, if "have" does then surely "get" does also.

Balmoral

40,897 posts

248 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
antspants said:
generationx said:
English people who use the following Americanisms:

"Can I get..."
I catch myself saying this sometimes and it annoys me every time I do it rolleyes

That's another one to add to the new year resolutions!
Having said that, is the British "can I have..." really any better?
Yes.

"Can I get?"

"No, sorry Sir, customers are not allowed on this side of the counter".


Edited by Balmoral on Wednesday 11th January 11:11

essIII

363 posts

144 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Recently I've noticed myself becoming unreasonably irate with the dark and the wind.

The dark annoys me because it prevents\makes more difficult any vaguely interesting stuff that I want to crack on with when I get home from a day sat in front of a computer.

The wind annoys me because it keeps blowing st around when I'm trying to use it. The massive tt.

kennydies

198 posts

118 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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This seems to be a new trend but having to give taxi drivers' directions to destinations.

In Toronto we threatened to get out of the cab without pay as he had no idea where he was going.

Even in my home town 9 times our of 10 we have to give directions home to our house.

This is their job, if I need to provide assistance I want a discount ;-)

K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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With taxi drivers it's all about context.

I don't expect landmarks to be a problem - "take me to Piccadilly Circus".

What annoys me is when you start with: "Do you know where Such-and-Such Business Park is?" And you get an affirmative only for them to start driving in the opposite direction. Grrr!

The corollary is that I never expect to get in a taxi without either knowing or previously researching the destination in enough detail that I'm not shafted!

kennydies

198 posts

118 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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The one in toronto started "do you know Cirque du Solel is in the east docks"

"Yes of course sir"

"then why are you going in the opposite direction?"

After much arguments when we eventually got to where it was.

"where do you want to be dropped"

"way back near the massive Fu*king tent you drove passed"

Munter

31,319 posts

241 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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kennydies said:
passed
Wot? wink

K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Munter said:
kennydies said:
passed
Wot? wink
Hey! Don't give him flak for his gramma when his driver's geography lossed the bloody tent!!!

rofl

Dr Murdoch

3,444 posts

135 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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People calling me 'Sir'.

I'm not a 'Sir' and I find incredibly demeaning to the person calling me 'Sir', annoys me that companies expect their staff to address me (and others) in this way.


K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Dr Murdoch said:
People calling me 'Sir'.
You wait 'til you get old and people start addressing you as "Young Man" - usually the Chairman or the like who view it as a chuckleable quip. Tongue bitten many a time!

Skii

1,630 posts

191 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Paw Patrol

Most Kids TV I don't have a problem with, some of it is great and has my 5 year old son adding, subtracting, spelling and learning some great stuff, some stuff is plain funny and entertaining, but Paw Patrol, oh for the love of god.

Christ it's irritating. The voice cast consists of budding Cynthia Young stage school pupils, who as they are playing "puppies" burst into regular yipping and barking. and then there is the sailor who needs to be rescued every other day because he's either crashed or fallen off his boat, of the mayor of the town with her shrill irritating voice who needs her pet chicken rescuing presumably on the other days when captain dhead isn't crashing or falling off his boat.

Oh and don't get me started on Fireman Sam..





Dr Murdoch

3,444 posts

135 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Skii said:
Paw Patrol

Most Kids TV I don't have a problem with, some of it is great and has my 5 year old son adding, subtracting, spelling and learning some great stuff, some stuff is plain funny and entertaining, but Paw Patrol, oh for the love of god.

Christ it's irritating. The voice cast consists of budding Cynthia Young stage school pupils, who as they are playing "puppies" burst into regular yipping and barking. and then there is the sailor who needs to be rescued every other day because he's either crashed or fallen off his boat, of the mayor of the town with her shrill irritating voice who needs her pet chicken rescuing presumably on the other days when captain dhead isn't crashing or falling off his boat.

Oh and don't get me started on Fireman Sam..


In a nutshell, all American kids tv programmes. Horrible, horrible things.

Not saying British ones are great, certainly the likes of Postman 'imbecile' Pat are awful, but the Americans take it to another level.

kennydies

198 posts

118 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Munter said:
Wot? wink
Ha, I would go back and correct but then I realized I don't care ;-)

opieoilman

4,408 posts

236 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Skii said:
Paw Patrol

Most Kids TV I don't have a problem with, some of it is great and has my 5 year old son adding, subtracting, spelling and learning some great stuff, some stuff is plain funny and entertaining, but Paw Patrol, oh for the love of god.

Christ it's irritating. The voice cast consists of budding Cynthia Young stage school pupils, who as they are playing "puppies" burst into regular yipping and barking. and then there is the sailor who needs to be rescued every other day because he's either crashed or fallen off his boat, of the mayor of the town with her shrill irritating voice who needs her pet chicken rescuing presumably on the other days when captain dhead isn't crashing or falling off his boat.

Oh and don't get me started on Fireman Sam..




My son loves it and while I'm fine with an episode or two of it, after that I struggle. You're right, it's the voices.

Fireman Sam is truly awful and basically everything in it is a problem caused by that Norman kid (again, irritating voice) with the useless mum. I think by now, the rest of the village would have given him a sufficient beating that he won't cause any more problems.

Postman pat makes Hermes look like a good delivery company and has a fleet of expensive vehicles for delivering 2 parcels a day.

Don't let your kids go on Netflix and watch Word Party, probably the most irritating of the lot.

We're probably a bit too soft on him with TV and he gets a lot of his choices, but there are limits and I end up putting rugby/football on for a bit of sanity.

Balmoral

40,897 posts

248 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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The lame attempts to dramatise and pique interest in the Freeview programme information.

"Bob has to nip upstairs for something, will he make it?"

kennydies

198 posts

118 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Balmoral said:
The lame attempts to dramatise and pique interest in the Freeview programme information.

"Bob has to nip upstairs for something, will he make it?"
It seems to be the whole thing.

Coming up in the program you are just about to watch....
Coming up after the ads in the program you are already watching.
Previously (before the ads) in the program you had already watched!!
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