Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

[nonsequitur]

Halmyre said:

nonsequitur said:

Dr Murdoch said:

Stickyfinger said:

Great likeness, although I'm rather more folic-ally challenged.

The late Jake Elam, for it is he.

coughJackcough

Although he's probably played a 'Jake'.

He once said there are five stages in an actor's life:

1 "Who the hell is Jack Elam?"
2 "Get me Jack Elam."
3 "I want a Jack Elam type."
4 "I want a younger Jack Elam."
5 "Who the hell is Jack Elam?"

Sorry Jack. Now he's gonna send someone down to get me.

Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 12th January 18:43

[AstonZagato]

K12beano said:

vtecyo said:

Adding the word "gate" to something to signify it's some form of scandal.

That's a centuries old device - just visit the City:

Aldersgate
Moorgate
Bishopsgate

Etc... were all scandals involving the Aldermen, Moors and Bishops of course....

The Americans later adopted it with Watergategate.

[silverthorn2151]

Virgin Media.

They're just.........pah.......s

[227bhp]

When you have no mobile phone signal at your own house.

When you realise a good film called 'Unforgiven' is just about to start, go for the remote and record some program called 'Unforgotten' instead.

fking wkstains

[FourWheelDrift]

227bhp said:

When you realise a good film called 'Unforgiven' is just about to start, go for the remote and record some program called 'Unforgotten' instead.

fking wkstains

Or you see something called Unforgiven on ITV4 and you think it's the film but then you see on the EPG that it's only on from 9pm to 10pm so assume it's some of the usual ITV crap. It's only later when you see that they have inserted that appallingly trite "right-on guys" celebrity 5 minute wkfest called FYI Daily into the film and it carries on after.

[leigh1050]

FourWheelDrift said:

227bhp said:

When you realise a good film called 'Unforgiven' is just about to start, go for the remote and record some program called 'Unforgotten' instead.

fking wkstains

Or you see something called Unforgiven on ITV4 and you think it's the film but then you see on the EPG that it's only on from 9pm to 10pm so assume it's some of the usual ITV crap. It's only later when you see that they have inserted that appallingly trite "right-on guys" celebrity 5 minute wkfest called FYI Daily into the film and it carries on after.

Why the fk do they do that? Pisses me off imensely tts.

[Mr Snrub]

Breaking the screen on my tablet after less than a month. Since I paid £39.99 I imagine it will just be cheaper to buy a new one

[CC07 PEU]

A friend of mine getting married to someone barely 8-10 months after meeting this person. What a fking idiot. She's not even that fit!

[read5458]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Posts with MODS feel free to move.

Can you imagine a mod sitting there thinking damn I was going to move that post but he didn't put "feel free to move" so I guess I'll have to leave it there... No goddammit the little Nazi bds move everything just because they can!!!

It's just a murky, indirect admission of couldn't be bothered to read posting rules laziness.

[Halmyre]

FourWheelDrift said:

227bhp said:

When you realise a good film called 'Unforgiven' is just about to start, go for the remote and record some program called 'Unforgotten' instead.

fking wkstains

Or you see something called Unforgiven on ITV4 and you think it's the film but then you see on the EPG that it's only on from 9pm to 10pm so assume it's some of the usual ITV crap. It's only later when you see that they have inserted that appallingly trite "right-on guys" celebrity 5 minute wkfest called FYI Daily into the film and it carries on after.

Seeing films like 'Stagecoach', 'The Karate Kid' or 'The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3' advertised on Freeview, and knowing that they're going to be the remakes.

[Pamoothican]

People who drive at 14.5mph because there is 12mm of snow on the path, the roads are clear, been gritted and its 3 degrees (not the singing trio) above freezing.

[Shakermaker]

leigh1050 said:

FourWheelDrift said:

227bhp said:

When you realise a good film called 'Unforgiven' is just about to start, go for the remote and record some program called 'Unforgotten' instead.

fking wkstains

Or you see something called Unforgiven on ITV4 and you think it's the film but then you see on the EPG that it's only on from 9pm to 10pm so assume it's some of the usual ITV crap. It's only later when you see that they have inserted that appallingly trite "right-on guys" celebrity 5 minute wkfest called FYI Daily into the film and it carries on after.

Why the fk do they do that? Pisses me off imensely tts.

Yes! FYI Daily is a steaming heap of turd that ruins every film you try and record. Surely, being so god-awful, it would be better relegated to ITV Be which is surely where the target audience would be?

[Balmoral]

Mozzzzz [pause for separate word] Cow.

[austinsmirk]

CC07 PEU said:

A friend of mine getting married to someone barely 8-10 months after meeting this person. What a fking idiot. She's not even that fit!

do they have a shared user name on a car forum ?

[R E S T E C P]

Pamoothican said:

People who drive at 14.5mph because there is 12mm of snow on the path, the roads are clear, been gritted and its 3 degrees (not the singing trio) above freezing.

If it's so safe, overtake.

[Stickyfinger]

R E S T E C P said:

If it's so safe, overtake.

so you can sit behind the next numpty 100 yards up the road doing the same ?>

[R E S T E C P]

Stickyfinger said:

R E S T E C P said:

If it's so safe, overtake.

so you can sit behind the next numpty 100 yards up the road doing the same ?>

Overtake him too?

[227bhp]

Who do you think he is, Juha Kankkunen?

If there's one thing which is guaranteed to get huge amounts of abuse, gestures, light flashing and general arm waving it's overtaking someone in the snow.

I love it

[Dr Murdoch]

R E S T E C P said:

Overtake him too?

Are you bald and drive an astra

[Stickyfinger]