Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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K12beano said:
What's "breakfast" rhyming slang for?
Nothing. It's just an expression meaning "mess".

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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SilverSixer said:
"He's made a right pig's ear out of that!"

No he hasn't you fking trumpet, he's made a pig's, or more correct still, dog's breakfast out of it. Pig's ear is rhyming slang for beer.
Outside of London the phrase 'pig's ear' isn't slang for beer, it does mean 'make a mess of'

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/pigs-ear.html

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
Getting ready early in the morning and not finding out until later that the matched pair of socks you put on were matched to other pairs. One is black and the other is dark blue.
All of my socks are the same, dark gray, goes with anything, so no mismatches in my machine.

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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MartG said:
SilverSixer said:
"He's made a right pig's ear out of that!"

No he hasn't you fking trumpet, he's made a pig's, or more correct still, dog's breakfast out of it. Pig's ear is rhyming slang for beer.
Outside of London the phrase 'pig's ear' isn't slang for beer, it does mean 'make a mess of'

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/pigs-ear.html
No, not having it. Pig's breakfast is the expression for a mess, as per Oxford:

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/pig's...

People have confused the two expressions because of the sow's ear thing - in that expression the ear is the starting point and not an outcome so nobody's ever making a pig's ear, they're using one to try and make something valuable and failing. Over the years the rhyming slang for beer has been confused with it and misused in an inappropriate context. As your link says it emerged in the mid-20th century to mean "a mess" - but whoever started doing that was using it in the wrong context and it has stuck in people's minds, sadly. And it annoys me beyond reason.

ClockworkCupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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SilverSixer said:
As your link says it emerged in the mid-20th century to mean "a mess" - but whoever started doing that was using it in the wrong context and it has stuck in people's minds, sadly. And it annoys me beyond reason.
Perhaps. But English is an evolving language, and these days if you say that someone has made "a right pig's ear" of something, only a pedant would call you out on it; most people would recognise it as meaning that they had made a mess.

Next you'll be saying that all homosexuals are merely happy and carefree. wink



SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
SilverSixer said:
As your link says it emerged in the mid-20th century to mean "a mess" - but whoever started doing that was using it in the wrong context and it has stuck in people's minds, sadly. And it annoys me beyond reason.
Perhaps. But English is an evolving language, and these days if you say that someone has made "a right pig's ear" of something, only a pedant would call you out on it; most people would recognise it as meaning that they had made a mess.

Next you'll be saying that all homosexuals are merely happy and carefree. wink
Yes, I know I'm being a pedant. This is the annoyed beyond reason thread. I'm not at all annoyed about the example you give and am generally tolerant of linguistic evolution. However, there is a bee in my bonnet over pig's ears.

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ClockworkCupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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SilverSixer said:
Yes, I know I'm being a pedant. This is the annoyed beyond reason thread. I'm not at all annoyed about the example you give and am generally tolerant of linguistic evolution. However, there is a bee in my bonnet over pig's ears.
Point taken. Carry on. thumbup

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
SilverSixer said:
Yes, I know I'm being a pedant. This is the annoyed beyond reason thread. I'm not at all annoyed about the example you give and am generally tolerant of linguistic evolution. However, there is a bee in my bonnet over pig's ears.
Point taken. Carry on. thumbup
And it now annoys me even more that I put an apostrophe in the wrong place. Should, of course, have been "pigs' ears" at the end. Gah.

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ClockworkCupcake

74,615 posts

273 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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SilverSixer said:
And it now annoys me even more that I put an apostrophe in the wrong place. Should, of course, have been "pigs' ears" at the end. Gah.
Well, I didn't like to say actually. But I did think that. hehe

(Edit: Despite having done the same myself earlier)

bridgland

513 posts

225 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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The noise Wilbur the penguin makes on the British Gas radio adverts about a bad dream. Just have to turn it off in the car due to the annoying, whimpering noise.

The same goes for any "Go Compare" adverts......

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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MartG said:
People who use common phrases but don't have a clue how to spell them. A couple of examples:

'tow the line' instead of 'toe the line'

'on root' instead of 'enroute'
Hear hear.

CAPP0

19,604 posts

204 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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When the bloody hell did the BBC decide that conTROVersy should become CONtroversy?

And yes, I do find it CONtroVERsial.

SlimJim16v

5,686 posts

144 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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SNEAKERS! Just fk off to America, .

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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nonsequitur said:
MartG said:
People who use common phrases but don't have a clue how to spell them. A couple of examples:

'tow the line' instead of 'toe the line'

'on root' instead of 'enroute'
Hear hear.
"To all intensive purposes". Just. F. the F. off. "Mute point" ditto.


I could probably go on.

DavieW

754 posts

109 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Money Supermarkets adverts, whether on the TV or radio. banghead

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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Ransoman said:
yellowjack said:
Those damned socks would still escape though! I lost one yesterday. Checked into the washing machine, and checked out again. Then off to the garage to go in the tumble drier. Somewhere along the way to, or from the drier, it's leapt out of the basket and run away.

Or possibly it's in the bottom of the duvet cover. And that's back on the bed now, so I can't be arsed to check inside it...

Feckin' socks! Grrrr! irked
You don't own a Cocker spaniel do you? They are stealth sock theives.
Nope. No "dry" pets at all. Just the fish now.

Happily, I can report that the AWOL 'Scott' branded cycling sock has been apprehended and returned to it's partner. No way I could have lived with losing a sock that came free with a mountain biking magazine. Rudolph had it!

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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I was somewhere yesterday that they were listening to Radio 2; which I gave up listening to after moving to a new office and was thankful for the relief.

I was reminded what annoys me about them. Their text-the-studio number is 88291. Which, many of the presenters will pronounce as "88-2-91" in a fasion that mirrors their radio frequency (88 to 91 FM... BBC RADIO TWOOOOOO... gaarh!!!)

But, stuck-in-past Steve Wright who needs to move over to a different show now, still insists on pronouncing their text number as "8-8-2-9-1" all the time. It is as if he doesn't get the link between them at all, or that nobody at the station has dared to tell him that it is a simple piece of numberplay.


McAndy

12,490 posts

178 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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Related to the above: Steve Wright.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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McAndy said:
Related to the above: Steve Wright.
He annoys me, but I think we can all agree that he annoys us well within reason. But this one habit he has, is unreasonable to get annoyed about on its own, except to me.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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My kids watch the Pop kids TV channel - I'll skirt by Power Rangers as they deserve a special place in Hell, but the Park advert really winds me up as it plays a little Christmas jingle at the end which angers me (I know why, I just hate it)....
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