Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)
Discussion
frg530 said:
Europa1 said:
Get yourself on the Bad Parking Thread in General Gassing. But I'd suggest you pour yourself a stiff drink first.
Are you suggesting the drink to calm me down over my parking rant or to prepare me for the GG section?
A good list of annoyances on Facebook
"Facebook p
s offs:
1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fking stop it.
2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....
3) People who write billy big bks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bks....
4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...
5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....
6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.
7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! fk off!!
8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fking cabbage!!!
9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.
10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking we. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me"."
"Facebook p
s offs:1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....f
king stop it.2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....
3) People who write billy big b
ks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bks....4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...
5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....
6) "New hair" posts...it’s not f
king new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! f
k off!!8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you f
king cabbage!!!9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.
10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking w
e. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me"."
FourWheelDrift said:
MartG said:
Facebook
Have never and will never use it.
s, you'll see all the st listed^^. If you don't, you won't. Rejecting it on the basis that other people have idiots for friends is like refusing to go on holiday because a friend of yours once went on holiday and didn't enjoy themselves.
V8mate said:
Facebook is what *you* make it. If you have friends who are s, you'll see all the st listed^^. If you don't, you won't.
Rejecting it on the basis that other people have idiots for friends is like refusing to go on holiday because a friend of yours once went on holiday and didn't enjoy themselves.
Or someone saying "I watched a television programme once and didn't like it. Television is rubbish!"s, you'll see all the st listed^^. If you don't, you won't. Rejecting it on the basis that other people have idiots for friends is like refusing to go on holiday because a friend of yours once went on holiday and didn't enjoy themselves.
V8mate said:
Facebook is what *you* make it. If you have friends who are s, you'll see all the st listed^^. If you don't, you won't.
Rejecting it on the basis that other people have idiots for friends is like refusing to go on holiday because a friend of yours once went on holiday and didn't enjoy themselves.
I bet these people who say they don't use it secretly do. Its a bit like when someone mentions a celebrity and they say "never heard of them" even if its someone like Michael Jackson.s, you'll see all the st listed^^. If you don't, you won't. Rejecting it on the basis that other people have idiots for friends is like refusing to go on holiday because a friend of yours once went on holiday and didn't enjoy themselves.
My brother used to do it, if he didn't like someone he would claim to have never heard them.
All that jazz said:
What is this new "welp" word that has suddenly started popping up everywhere, seemingly being used a lot by the younger generation? I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.
According to that internet thing, it's not new. Born in 1994, apparently, in Dumb and Dumber.It's just the word 'well', with a short/harder ending.
V8mate said:
All that jazz said:
What is this new "welp" word that has suddenly started popping up everywhere, seemingly being used a lot by the younger generation? I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.
According to that internet thing, it's not new. Born in 1994, apparently, in Dumb and Dumber.It's just the word 'well', with a short/harder ending.
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