Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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Halmyre

11,199 posts

139 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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227bhp said:
The loss of capital letters in titles used on shop fronts etc. You can't put a business name all in lower case!
Being a grammar Nazi that really gets on my tits!
The fILOFAX logo must really do your head in then!


graham22

3,295 posts

205 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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Not turning off movement sensors when leaving a dog in the car.

Honda Accord Estate current in the car park outside repeatedly sounding it's alarm every couple of minute as Bonzo's not sitting still.



Mind you, I've once locked the car doors whilst the ex waited inside - she tied sitting still but annoyed/embarrassed sitting in a car with it's alarm going off, interestingly couldn't unlock or open the doors from inside(?).


ClockworkCupcake

74,560 posts

272 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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graham22 said:
Not turning off movement sensors when leaving a dog in the car.

Honda Accord Estate current in the car park outside repeatedly sounding it's alarm every couple of minute as Bonzo's not sitting still.
I thought that car alarm systems had to reset themselves after triggering, and if the trigger was due to the movement sensors then they reduced their sensitivity when they reset? Certainly the aftermarket one I had fitted to my Corrado back in 1997 did and I presume modern ones do too.

Having said that, I wouldn't have a clue how to disable the movement sensors on my Mk7 Golf's standard fit alarm. In fact I don't even know if it has movement sensors.

Edit: I just looked in the manual and it does. And there is a special button on the door pillar next to the drivers seat to disable the internal monitoring. Every day is a school day. smile

K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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graham22 said:
....whilst the ex waited inside - she tied sitting still .....
Tie them up tighter?

matchmaker

8,492 posts

200 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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CAPP0 said:
What about the new(wish) vogue for stopping about a car's length from any white junction line? WTF is that all about. It happens all the time now. There are a set of lights near me which are traffic-governed and you can end up sitting there for ages because these numpties haven't gone far enough forward to trigger the sensor.
Oh, yes. fking morons. furiousfurious

Halmyre

11,199 posts

139 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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K12beano said:
graham22 said:
....whilst the ex waited inside - she tied sitting still .....
Tie them up tighter?
They have motion sensors in car boots?

generationx

6,747 posts

105 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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Halmyre said:
They have motion sensors in car boots?
hehe

El Guapo

2,787 posts

190 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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graham22 said:
sounding it's alarm

with it's alarm going off
grumpy

glenrobbo

35,259 posts

150 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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El Guapo said:
graham22 said:
sounding it's alarm

with it's alarm going off
grumpy
A touch of "'apostrophe'itis'"?

Never mind dear. There they're their.

wink

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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matchmaker said:
CAPP0 said:
What about the new(wish) vogue for stopping about a car's length from any white junction line? WTF is that all about. It happens all the time now. There are a set of lights near me which are traffic-governed and you can end up sitting there for ages because these numpties haven't gone far enough forward to trigger the sensor.
Oh, yes. fking morons. furiousfurious
Maybe half of them mistake that last bit as the cycle waiting part and just get so used to doing it.

DavieW

752 posts

108 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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Morningside said:
Maybe half of them mistake that last bit as the cycle waiting part and just get so used to doing it.
The majority of cars stop IN the cycle bit around here.

glenrobbo

35,259 posts

150 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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Morningside said:
Maybe half of them mistake that last bit as the cycle waiting part and just get so used to doing it.
confused Those cyclists box things at junctions have got me wondering why on earth a row of cyclists would want to line up across the front of a queue of cars whose drivers are impatient for the lights to change?

scratchchin

Is it to satisfy some kind of inherent death wish? They do enjoy riding three abreast on NSL roads.

If so, the boxes would be better coloured red, not green.

FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

211 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
FlyingMeeces said:
confused
Now obviously, this is the annoy beyond reason thread, you've every right to your irrational annoyance, but I'm curious - what would be better/less annoying? I drive a) a van with b) hand controls so waving's doubly useless as an option - if someone's been nice, I'm gonna thank them, and I don't know another way to do it!
My preferred option is to alternate the left and right indicators for a couple of flashes - to me it conveys "thank you" without causing the initial momentary "st, are they braking?" response that putting your hazards on for a couple of flashes causes.
How about a hi-viz glove that you can wave around as a thank you?
Hand controls - one hand is steering and the other is gas/brake so unless I'm already stationary, I haven't got a hand free and my arms aren't brilliantly mobile in any case. I'll nod etc of course but someone behind me wouldn't see it. Hence why van/lorry drivers developed the hazards thing, I suppose.

R E S T E C P

660 posts

105 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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graham22 said:
interestingly couldn't unlock or open the doors from inside(?).
Deadlocks. To prevent the doors being unlocked after smashing a window.

ClockworkCupcake said:
And there is a special button on the door pillar next to the drivers seat to disable the internal monitoring. Every day is a school day. smile
I believe nearly all VAG cars have this button in the same place.

ClockworkCupcake

74,560 posts

272 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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R E S T E C P said:
I believe nearly all VAG cars have this button in the same place.
Fair enough.

In my defence, though, this is the first VAG car I have owned since my 1996 Corrado VR6. smile

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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Shakermaker said:
McAndy said:
Related to the above: Steve Wright.
He annoys me, but I think we can all agree that he annoys us well within reason. But this one habit he has, is unreasonable to get annoyed about on its own, except to me.
I generally don't jump on the hate SW bandwagon, but fk me to say he is a DJ his timing is appalling, what is it with him cutting the ends off so many songs?!

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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227bhp said:
Shakermaker said:
McAndy said:
Related to the above: Steve Wright.
He annoys me, but I think we can all agree that he annoys us well within reason. But this one habit he has, is unreasonable to get annoyed about on its own, except to me.
I generally don't jump on the hate SW bandwagon, but fk me to say he is a DJ his timing is appalling, what is it with him cutting the ends off so many songs?!
It's his MO. He started it back in the 80s to stop people recording songs from the radio. Old habits, I guess...

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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R E S T E C P said:
I believe nearly all VAG cars have this button in the same place.
To be fair, a lot of blokes have difficulty finding the right button in a VAG biggrin

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 3rd February 2017
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RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Saturday 4th February 2017
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medieval said:
I seem to recall this is a early sign of Atlsheimers (sp)
He doesn't know how to spell it but he's going to post it anyway. Because it's really funny.

We're not laughing with you.
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