Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)
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OpulentBob said:
skinnyman said:
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way.
People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. OpulentBob said:
Antony Moxey said:
skinnyman said:
People that stand side by side on escalators, the London underground rule should apply everywhere, get out of my way you fat lazy f
k.
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
Why are you always in such a rush? Seriously, an escalator ride is probably less than a minute and you're probably held up for seconds at best. Calm yourself down a bit you impatient fk.People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy f
k.k.People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. There should be a rule to allow cattle-prods to be used on geriatric old dithering t
ts at popular times - pre-9am, post-4pm, and 12-2 lunchtimes. Would make the bloody queue in the post office a lot more dynamic. And fun for sadists. (See also fat useless "full time mummys" who block everything by walking 3 pushchairs wide, letting their snotty nosed f
k-dregs prod, lick and sneeze on everything)Antony Moxey said:
OpulentBob said:
Antony Moxey said:
skinnyman said:
People that stand side by side on escalators, the London underground rule should apply everywhere, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
Why are you always in such a rush? Seriously, an escalator ride is probably less than a minute and you're probably held up for seconds at best. Calm yourself down a bit you impatient fk.People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy f
k.k.People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. There should be a rule to allow cattle-prods to be used on geriatric old dithering t
ts at popular times - pre-9am, post-4pm, and 12-2 lunchtimes. Would make the bloody queue in the post office a lot more dynamic. And fun for sadists. (See also fat useless "full time mummys" who block everything by walking 3 pushchairs wide, letting their snotty nosed f
k-dregs prod, lick and sneeze on everything)Plus, beyond reason innit fam. You can't question me, Narc!
Balmoral said:
OpulentBob said:
skinnyman said:
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way.
People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. 
OpulentBob said:
Antony Moxey said:
skinnyman said:
People that stand side by side on escalators, the London underground rule should apply everywhere, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
Why are you always in such a rush? Seriously, an escalator ride is probably less than a minute and you're probably held up for seconds at best. Calm yourself down a bit you impatient fk.People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy f
k.k.People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. There should be a rule to allow cattle-prods to be used on geriatric old dithering t
ts at popular times - pre-9am, post-4pm, and 12-2 lunchtimes. Would make the bloody queue in the post office a lot more dynamic. And fun for sadists. (See also fat useless "full time mummys" who block everything by walking 3 pushchairs wide, letting their snotty nosed f
k-dregs prod, lick and sneeze on everything)
nonsequitur said:
OpulentBob said:
Antony Moxey said:
skinnyman said:
People that stand side by side on escalators, the London underground rule should apply everywhere, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
Why are you always in such a rush? Seriously, an escalator ride is probably less than a minute and you're probably held up for seconds at best. Calm yourself down a bit you impatient fk.People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy f
k.k.People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. There should be a rule to allow cattle-prods to be used on geriatric old dithering t
ts at popular times - pre-9am, post-4pm, and 12-2 lunchtimes. Would make the bloody queue in the post office a lot more dynamic. And fun for sadists. (See also fat useless "full time mummys" who block everything by walking 3 pushchairs wide, letting their snotty nosed f
k-dregs prod, lick and sneeze on everything)If you think I would really cattle-prod an old duffer in the post office queue, then you're taking things too literally. Relax, if you want to find offense to take then look in NPE. This is a tongue-in-cheek thread, that is quite literally titled "beyond reason". Don't try and find reason, sense, or realism.
When I say "I could murder a bacon roll", it doesn't mean you need to call the police.
Jesus f
king Christ, I can't believe it actually needs explaining. OpulentBob said:
nonsequitur said:
OpulentBob said:
Antony Moxey said:
skinnyman said:
People that stand side by side on escalators, the London underground rule should apply everywhere, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy fk.
Why are you always in such a rush? Seriously, an escalator ride is probably less than a minute and you're probably held up for seconds at best. Calm yourself down a bit you impatient fk.People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way you fat lazy f
k.k.People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. There should be a rule to allow cattle-prods to be used on geriatric old dithering t
ts at popular times - pre-9am, post-4pm, and 12-2 lunchtimes. Would make the bloody queue in the post office a lot more dynamic. And fun for sadists. (See also fat useless "full time mummys" who block everything by walking 3 pushchairs wide, letting their snotty nosed f
k-dregs prod, lick and sneeze on everything)If you think I would really cattle-prod an old duffer in the post office queue, then you're taking things too literally. Relax, if you want to find offense to take then look in NPE. This is a tongue-in-cheek thread, that is quite literally titled "beyond reason". Don't try and find reason, sense, or realism.
When I say "I could murder a bacon roll", it doesn't mean you need to call the police.
Jesus f
king Christ, I can't believe it actually needs explaining. Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 9th February 15:26
Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 9th February 15:29
Balmoral said:
OpulentBob said:
skinnyman said:
People that go into a shopping centre or town centre to seemingly wonder around as slow as possible with nothing to do, again, get out of my way.
People that dither and do not appreciate the people within their surroundings cause frustration to others. The building work has necessitated closing a number of the doorways into the centre, such that it's now restricted to two adjacent sets of double-doors. Now in a universe inhabited by semi-intelligent life forms, we might see a sensible 'one way' system either imposed, or self-imposed by users. But no. Mobbing the doors such that no one can move in either direction is a favourite pastime of Farnborough's obese and immobile it would seem.
Then add to that a large family group who, despite the evidence of their eyes, decide to park a pram (not a pushchair - but a girt big traditional pram) right in one of those doorways while the woman pushing it decides she needs to search for something while simultaneously having a stand-up argument with her "partner".
Look, Doris, if you've lost your purse, or your phone, or your f
king marbles, whatever, get out of the fking way. Whatever you are looking for is unlikely to be found in the busy doorway of a shopping centre. Either move along, or retrace your steps, but FFS get the fk out of the doorway!!! FYI? Whatever you've lost is probably still in the bottom of the capacious "handbag" that you are hauling around with you. The one that's big enough to live in......and women moaning about the weight of their bag. That annoys me too. The answers "Well get a smaller bag then", "Put less stuff in your bag then", and "Who needs more than a phone, a wallet and some keys anyway?" never seem to go down well, despite any of the three answers appearing to provide a workable solution to the "My bag's too heavy - my arm aches" whinge.
Women. They annoy me beyond all reason...
GroundEffect said:
Antony Moxey said:
Yeah, on escalators in Debenhams I think that's exactly what it is: impatience/intolerance. Chill, it's 30 seconds as opposed to 20 if you were able to walk past.
They're stairs. You climb stairs. They move to make it faster for you. Get a move on!Antony Moxey said:
GroundEffect said:
Antony Moxey said:
Yeah, on escalators in Debenhams I think that's exactly what it is: impatience/intolerance. Chill, it's 30 seconds as opposed to 20 if you were able to walk past.
They're stairs. You climb stairs. They move to make it faster for you. Get a move on!Talking of escalators.....
Idiots that go up or down an escalator and as they step off, they come to a complete standstill to look around for where they need to go next. Usually, old duffers, confused as to why they are there in the first place.
FFS get out of the way I'm right behind you!!!!!!!
Or management types that stop someone in a hallway or on the stairs for a quick impromptu 'meeting'. Get out of the fekin way! 'tards.
Idiots that go up or down an escalator and as they step off, they come to a complete standstill to look around for where they need to go next. Usually, old duffers, confused as to why they are there in the first place.
FFS get out of the way I'm right behind you!!!!!!!
Or management types that stop someone in a hallway or on the stairs for a quick impromptu 'meeting'. Get out of the fekin way! 'tards.
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