Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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skinnyman

1,646 posts

94 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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Just another shopping centre annoyance, and its usually women that do this, people that stand in the queue for the parking payment machine. They pull the ticket out their handbag, put the handbag back on their shoulder, insert ticket and then go back inside the handbag to get their purse, to then search for change, like it's A fkING SURPRISE that the machine wanted money off you!!

ClockworkCupcake

74,821 posts

273 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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skinnyman said:
Just another shopping centre annoyance, and its usually women that do this, people that stand in the queue for the parking payment machine. They pull the ticket out their handbag, put the handbag back on their shoulder, insert ticket and then go back inside the handbag to get their purse, to then search for change, like it's A fkING SURPRISE that the machine wanted money off you!!
Additionally, people who form a huge queue for the ground floor payment machines.

Actually, this doesn't annoy me as it means I can pop up to the next level or so and use the machines there which, without fail, have little or no queue.

jamoor

14,506 posts

216 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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Chris Stott said:
I was chatting to a couple of police officers in the immigration area at T5 whilst waiting for a colleague to come through (she's non-EU, and it took her nearly an hour to get through immigration!)... they were saying it's a constant nightmare, and in their opinion, BAA should be contributing financially to UKBF, in the same way football clubs have to fund policing at matches.

BAA are still fking useless... if there was a convenient way for me to avoid using their airports shopping malls, I would.
Wait what? BAA have to pay UKBF for bringing people to a border? What has the border got to do with BAAs finances? Should the Channel Tunnel pay for UKBF too?

Ferry Companies?

bristolracer

5,553 posts

150 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
Additionally, people who form a huge queue for the ground floor payment machines.
See also waiting for petrol pumps on the filler cap side when the garage has signs up saying "long reach hoses,use both sides"


RizzoTheRat

25,229 posts

193 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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The Don of Croy said:
'Think Bike!'
How many bikers have an existential crisis on the motorway and suddenly cease to believe in the existence of their bike? I find the physical presence of mine precludes the need for me to have belief in it's existence.
biggrin

jamoor

14,506 posts

216 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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bristolracer said:
See also waiting for petrol pumps on the filler cap side when the garage has signs up saying "long reach hoses,use both sides"
Whilst this is true, they aren't usually long reach enough and you have to hold the filler at a funny angle and hold the pipe if you don't want it touching your car paintwork.

I can overlook this one.

Chris Stott

13,460 posts

198 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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jamoor said:
Chris Stott said:
I was chatting to a couple of police officers in the immigration area at T5 whilst waiting for a colleague to come through (she's non-EU, and it took her nearly an hour to get through immigration!)... they were saying it's a constant nightmare, and in their opinion, BAA should be contributing financially to UKBF, in the same way football clubs have to fund policing at matches.

BAA are still fking useless... if there was a convenient way for me to avoid using their airports shopping malls, I would.
Wait what? BAA have to pay UKBF for bringing people to a border? What has the border got to do with BAAs finances? Should the Channel Tunnel pay for UKBF too?

Ferry Companies?
Yes... or they should tax them more and put the proceeds to funding more UKBF staff.


FourWheelDrift

88,661 posts

285 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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Small thing, but being sent a desktop notification from my phone to say I have been inactive for the last 2 hours and "perhaps I should take a stretch". The phone has been sat on the wifi charger for 2 hours.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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Long thin whip branches when I am hedging......more spanks than Max Mosley today !

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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jamoor said:
Chris Stott said:
I was chatting to a couple of police officers in the immigration area at T5 whilst waiting for a colleague to come through (she's non-EU, and it took her nearly an hour to get through immigration!)... they were saying it's a constant nightmare, and in their opinion, BAA should be contributing financially to UKBF, in the same way football clubs have to fund policing at matches.

BAA are still fking useless... if there was a convenient way for me to avoid using their airports shopping malls, I would.
Wait what? BAA have to pay UKBF for bringing people to a border? What has the border got to do with BAAs finances? Should the Channel Tunnel pay for UKBF too?

Ferry Companies?
No, BAA could pay U.K. Border force extra money to put on extra staff, in order to minimise the queues at the busy times

CB2152

1,555 posts

134 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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jamoor said:
bristolracer said:
See also waiting for petrol pumps on the filler cap side when the garage has signs up saying "long reach hoses,use both sides"
Whilst this is true, they aren't usually long reach enough and you have to hold the filler at a funny angle and hold the pipe if you don't want it touching your car paintwork.

I can overlook this one.
Last time I did this I had to hold the hose away from the bootlid/bumper, then when I put it back I noticed my hand was covered in muck from it. Went in to pay and had to ask to either use the sink or if they had a few wet wipes I could use before getting back in the car. Very annoying.

bristolracer

5,553 posts

150 months

Friday 10th February 2017
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ClockworkCupcake

74,821 posts

273 months

Friday 10th February 2017
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bristolracer said:
Until you come across one which doesn't, and then you cause chaos sorting it out,at which point somebody will have to post about you on this thread laugh
hehe

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 10th February 2017
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br d

8,404 posts

227 months

Friday 10th February 2017
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glenrobbo

35,385 posts

151 months

Friday 10th February 2017
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DJFish said:
People who chop food with small knives on glass chopping boards.
Both on TV and in real life, food prepared this way tastes awful and will give you worms.
Ah yes, the awful taste of glass:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLDiLjaRu4

As well as worms, there is a risk of Trojans and viruseseses... wink

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Friday 10th February 2017
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glenrobbo said:
Ah yes, the awful taste of glass:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLDiLjaRu4
"Was ist?" rofl

Love the dead straight way he delivers the line. Who said the Germans aren't funny?

Borroxs

20,911 posts

248 months

Friday 10th February 2017
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RizzoTheRat said:
Had even worse a while back, sign at M25 J13 (A30) saying A303 closed at Awhatever. Then I got to M25 J12 (M3) to find the junction was closed. WTF? Why tell me a junction 50 miles away is closed, but not tell me the next sodding junction is shut at the junction where I can come off and take an alternative route! you'd have to take the bloody M3 to get the junction they'd told us was closed anyway.
On the M4 heading west in Wales, sign tells me the M1 is closed at junction 34.....


And I care because....?..?..?.....?

MartG

20,714 posts

205 months

Saturday 11th February 2017
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The Sun calling this a jet



I reckon the four black spinny things give it away as not being a jet....

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Saturday 11th February 2017
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MartG said:
The Sun calling this a jet



I reckon the four black spinny things give it away as not being a jet....
Well, DOH! They couldn't see them for the big domey things in the middle that look like tits! rolleyes

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