Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

[Europa1]

MartG said:

A good list of annoyances on Facebook

"Facebook ps offs:

9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"

"I've inboxed you...."
"

The "new verb" 'to inbox' - no, you stroker, you have sent them a message.

[james_tigerwoods]

AstonZagato said:

MartG said:

Annoyances on Facebook

I'd add people who post links to "click-bait" articles like "You'll never believe what happened next!" or "I came out as a wolf, what animal are you?".

I don't care.

And posts that look like a video, but aren't - it's clickbait still. fk off.

[Moonhawk]

[redacted]

[northwest monkey]

Cotty said:

V8mate said:

Facebook is what *you* make it. If you have friends who are s, you'll see all the st listed^^. If you don't, you won't.

Rejecting it on the basis that other people have idiots for friends is like refusing to go on holiday because a friend of yours once went on holiday and didn't enjoy themselves.

I bet these people who say they don't use it secretly do. Its a bit like when someone mentions a celebrity and they say "never heard of them" even if its someone like Michael Jackson.

My brother used to do it, if he didn't like someone he would claim to have never heard them.

Pretty much the old Top Gear thread then.

Claiming to have never heard of Tom Cruise, Justin Bieber, Jay Kay, pretty much anyone you can think of etc.

[popeyewhite]

Chainsaw carving. Crude and childish, you're not producing a work of art just a lump of wood with ears you call an eagle/stag. Use a fking chisel like everyone else.

[SlimJim16v]

People too lazy, stupid or ignorant to post in the correct sub-forum. You are probably a MLM also.

Edited by SlimJim16v on Friday 5th February 23:46

[WD39]

SlimJim16v said:

People too lazy, stupid or ignorant to post in the correct sub-forum. You are probably a MLM also.

Edited by SlimJim16v on Friday 5th February 23:46

Come on Jim, show us the way.

[zarjaz1991]

Cotty said:

I bet these people who say they don't use it secretly do.

Not so, I really DON'T use it.

[8Ace]

zarjaz1991 said:

Cotty said:

I bet these people who say they don't use it secretly do.

Not so, I really DON'T use it.

Me neither. but I am feeling the pressure as there's loads of parents' stuff from school which I miss out on.

[deltashad]

Bimbo selfie's, any selfie but especially the bimbo variety.

The formula seems to be:
Over the top hair
Over the top make up and fake tan
Breath in breasts out
Life boats for lips
Life boats for boobs
Look serious (well seriously stupid).
Phone must be in the picture. Phone must be the latest iPhone with a fashion cover.

I have no idea why but this irritates me. Also when I see one of these girls driving around, still with the iPhone top of the range on full show, usually in an audi or x6 or something else irrelevant and showy, irritates me also.

[CC07 PEU]

All this endless fking commercial, marketing guff about 'special days' we MUST get involved with whether we like it or not! E.g. fking Valentines day - "Lingerie She'll Love", fking Chinese NY - "Sweet Chilli Sauce You'd Love to Dip Your Cock In", Fathers Day, Mothers Day, Halloween, Guy Fawkes. FFS, Christmas is bad enough! Stop fking bombarding me with this infinite ste - I'll make my own mind up as to what I want to do, when I want to do it, and what I shall be celebrating, thanks very much!

[Ste1987]

On the M1 at Sheffield, there was a motorcyclist riding like a dick and undertaking at probably 70mph, right past a police car, and the police did nothing. Well, that's what it looked like.

[Europa1]

CC07 PEU said:

All this endless fking commercial, marketing guff about 'special days' we MUST get involved with whether we like it or not! E.g. .... fking Chinese NY - "Sweet Chilli Sauce You'd Love to Dip Your Cock In".... . FFS, Christmas is bad enough! Stop fking bombarding me with this infinite ste - I'll make my own mind up as to what I want to do, when I want to do it, and what I shall be celebrating, thanks very much!

Ummm, are you watching a seriously "special interest" channel?

[Halmyre]

CC07 PEU said:

All this endless fking commercial, marketing guff about 'special days' we MUST get involved with whether we like it or not! E.g. fking Valentines day - "Lingerie She'll Love", fking Chinese NY - "Sweet Chilli Sauce You'd Love to Dip Your Cock In", Fathers Day, Mothers Day, Halloween, Guy Fawkes. FFS, Christmas is bad enough! Stop fking bombarding me with this infinite ste - I'll make my own mind up as to what I want to do, when I want to do it, and what I shall be celebrating, thanks very much!

To be fair, those are specific events on fixed dates, so "when to do it" and "what I shall be celebrating" isn't really an option.

Now, about those chilli sauces...

[Cotty]

Halmyre said:

To be fair, those are specific events on fixed dates, so "when to do it" and "what I shall be celebrating" isn't really an option.

Now, about those chilli sauces...

Opting out does become an option. When is never, what is none of the above

[RobinOakapple]

YouTube videos where there are two cameras, and quite often we see the presenter talking to the other camera. I know why they do it, it's so they can hide the edits when they have to cut out bits such as when the presenter forgot what they were going to say next etc.

But it is still fking annoying.

[DrTre]

Cotty said:

Opting out does become an option. When is never, what is none of the above

Are you channelling the spirit of Confucius?

Or Yoda?

[northwest monkey]

deltashad said:

Bimbo selfie's, any selfie but especially the bimbo variety.

The formula seems to be:
Over the top hair
Over the top make up and fake tan
Breath in breasts out
Life boats for lips
Life boats for boobs
Look serious (well seriously stupid).
Phone must be in the picture. Phone must be the latest iPhone with a fashion cover.

I have no idea why but this irritates me. Also when I see one of these girls driving around, still with the iPhone top of the range on full show, usually in an audi or x6 or something else irrelevant and showy, irritates me also.

You forgot the head - always at an angle

[All that jazz]

The recent abundance of threads on this site titled "Can we talk about <x> for a while?"

[gowmonster]

All that jazz said:

The recent abundance of threads on this site titled "Can we talk about <x> for a while?"

Schools are back...