Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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ClockworkCupcake

74,614 posts

273 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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The email I just had from a recruitment agent that started with "I have a copy of your CV in front of me and I am very keen to discuss an opportunity with you" and concludes with "Please send me a CV ASAP" confused

oceanview

1,511 posts

132 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
The email I just had from a recruitment agent that started with "I have a copy of your CV in front of me and I am very keen to discuss an opportunity with you" and concludes with "Please send me a CV ASAP" confused
Forget this recruitment agency as they are obviously retards/aholes and couldn't organise a shag in a brothel!!

McAndy

12,486 posts

178 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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Are recruitment agency offices not just a public safety control measure? If they're off the streets, in theory they can do less harm, right?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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mickk said:
Train carriages. How hard would it be to mark out exactly where the doors open on the platforms, doesn't matter where I stand the doors open either to the left or right of me.

Two marks on the platform that's all I'm asking for!
The Singapore mass transit railway trains always stop with the doors exactly by the passengers waiting to board. And there are no drivers! it's all automatic. (copy to ASLEF).

ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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are businesses allowed to burn stuff in a drum? behind our row of houses about 100m away are various industrial buildings. This 1 place seems to burn things on almost a daily basis. Doesn't smell like wood or coal, almost plasticy, rubbery almost electrical burning smell. in any case the smell wafts so far you have to close your windows. annoys me all the time.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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V8mate said:
In Germany, platforms are marked with precise door positions for various train types.
where's that? never seen it, been all over Germany on the train

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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nonsequitur said:
The Singapore mass transit railway trains always stop with the doors exactly by the passengers waiting to board. And there are no drivers! it's all automatic. (copy to ASLEF).
and the doors/carriages are all numbered, so you can tell someone you are meeting that you are "by door 16" or similar.

MartG

20,693 posts

205 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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ambuletz said:
are businesses allowed to burn stuff in a drum? behind our row of houses about 100m away are various industrial buildings. This 1 place seems to burn things on almost a daily basis. Doesn't smell like wood or coal, almost plasticy, rubbery almost electrical burning smell. in any case the smell wafts so far you have to close your windows. annoys me all the time.
Probably worth reporting to the Environment Agency and/or local council

mikal83

5,340 posts

253 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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nonsequitur said:
mickk said:
Train carriages. How hard would it be to mark out exactly where the doors open on the platforms, doesn't matter where I stand the doors open either to the left or right of me.

Two marks on the platform that's all I'm asking for!
The Singapore mass transit railway trains always stop with the doors exactly by the passengers waiting to board. And there are no drivers! it's all automatic. (copy to ASLEF).
"Dangerous to passengers, sad."

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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mikal83 said:
nonsequitur said:
mickk said:
Train carriages. How hard would it be to mark out exactly where the doors open on the platforms, doesn't matter where I stand the doors open either to the left or right of me.

Two marks on the platform that's all I'm asking for!
The Singapore mass transit railway trains always stop with the doors exactly by the passengers waiting to board. And there are no drivers! it's all automatic. (copy to ASLEF).
"Dangerous to passengers, sad."
Sorry, your post is way above my pay grade.

Bluedot

3,596 posts

108 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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ClockworkCupcake

74,614 posts

273 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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Shakermaker said:
Makes you wonder who is the moron in this situation sometimes...
hehe

In related news, my response to permies banging on about what an easy life contracting is, and how I'm earning so much more money than them for doing the same job, is to offer to help them start up in contracting, citing the fact that I have mentored several permies into freelance in the past, and to ask what is stopping them from entering into the same easy lucrative life as mine allegedly is. biggrin

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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ambuletz said:
are businesses allowed to burn stuff in a drum? behind our row of houses about 100m away are various industrial buildings. This 1 place seems to burn things on almost a daily basis. Doesn't smell like wood or coal, almost plasticy, rubbery almost electrical burning smell. in any case the smell wafts so far you have to close your windows. annoys me all the time.
It will be someone burning electrical cable to get the plastic off.
The EPA I believe covers it. Report it to the council.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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MartG said:
ambuletz said:
are businesses allowed to burn stuff in a drum? behind our row of houses about 100m away are various industrial buildings. This 1 place seems to burn things on almost a daily basis. Doesn't smell like wood or coal, almost plasticy, rubbery almost electrical burning smell. in any case the smell wafts so far you have to close your windows. annoys me all the time.
Probably worth reporting to the Environment Agency and/or local council
It'll be s.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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A company making the decision that we are "going paperless" in about 2008 and yet still, producing everything on paper multiple times, at least in the division I work in certainly.

Bluedot

3,596 posts

108 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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ClockworkCupcake

74,614 posts

273 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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[Baldrick sits down next to George.]

George Ah, here we are: Twenty Minuters. Oh, damn! Haven't got
the card yet. Ah, but the caption says `Twenty minutes is
the average amount of time new pilots spend in the air.'

BA Twenty minutes.

George That's right, Sir.

BA I had a twenty hour watch yesterday, with four hours
overtime, in two feet of water.

[George, then Baldrick, rise from the cot and move to the table.]

George Well then, for goodness sake, Sir, why don't we join?

Baldrick Yeah, be better than just sitting around here all day on our
elbows.

BA No thank you. No thank you. I have no desire to hang
around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty
minutes work, and then spend the rest of the day loafing
about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having
dozens of moist, pink, highly-experienced young French
peasant girls galloping up and down my . . . Hang on!


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bernhund

3,767 posts

194 months

Wednesday 8th March 2017
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Two ply bog roll that gets out of sync...
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