Suggestions on what to do with 100 airline seats?

[ChemicalChaos]

OK, still not had any messages through via email, so it is obviously borked. One of you (clarkmagpie) I have Pm'd instead, damon80 I can't do this as you're won't allow emails. Please contact me directly at mg0757 (at) my (dot) bristol (dot) ac (dot) uk

[damon80]

ChemicalChaos said:

OK, still not had any messages through via email, so it is obviously borked. One of you (clarkmagpie) I have Pm'd instead, damon80 I can't do this as you're won't allow emails. Please contact me directly at mg0757 (at) my (dot) bristol (dot) ac (dot) uk

Done

[hedgefinder]

that doesnt appear to be a valid email address?

1. forget that...message appears to have gone now...

Edited by hedgefinder on Saturday 16th January 13:35

[wst]

Pommygranite said:

Think of the volume of farts stored within those seats

They'll be quite small compared to when they were farted at 8000' cabin pressure.

I wish I had space for some of these and something to do with 'em.

[Willy Nilly]

You're going to need more seats at this rate CC

[eltax91]

By my reckoning you've sold a quarter of them already!!

[ChemicalChaos]

Nemesis, you have a PM.

At this rate, I think i'll have to buy the next load I see for disposal and make myself a tidy profit!

[MichaelOleary]

I will take all 100 begorrah. They will come in very handy.

[surveyor]

MichaelOleary said:

I will take all 100 begorrah. They will come in very handy.

[anonymous-user]

ChemicalChaos said:

At this rate, I think i'll have to buy the next load I see for disposal and make myself a tidy profit!

MichaelOleary said:

I will take all 100 begorrah. They will come in very handy.

I thought he'd be selling not buying as he could get more cattle on the planes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/11386...

[ChemicalChaos]

speedyguy said:

I thought he'd be selling not buying as he could get more cattle on the planes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/11386...

You will never, ever see standing seats on planes because in a crash situation every standing person would become a 10G missile, something with the civil aviation authority might take a slightly dim view of from a safety perspective

[mybrainhurts]

Did you find any white trousers in with the seats?

[ChemicalChaos]

mybrainhurts said:

Did you find any white trousers in with the seats?

Can say I ave, but wat makes you tink tere would be, nurts?

[mybrainhurts]

You abominable arse...

[mgtony]

chrisgtx said:

We had an old works Renault master van with 3 airline seats in the back. They were very comfy.
I suggest tying to sell them to people doing the same thing. They would probably be a lot nicer than the standard seats in my van.

Can't see it taking off!

soad said:

Pommygranite said:

Think of the volume of farts stored within those seats

Steam cleaner?

Jet wash?

[ChemicalChaos]

Well, thanks to everyone who has given me leads both on here and via PM, or has bought one themselves. We're now down to about 80, and I'm hoping a trendy restaurant I've been told of might have a fair few!
At this rate I'll hopefully soon have space to get my engine trailer in and start building

[Taita]

Could i buy a few please? Am nw based

[mybrainhurts]

What's an engine trailer..?

[wst]

mybrainhurts said:

What's an engine trailer..?

Trailer with an engine. Usually so people can run Merlins etc. without the hassle of having to keep/have/find an airframe for it to be in.



At least, that's all I can think it'd be.

[mybrainhurts]

wst said:

mybrainhurts said:

What's an engine trailer..?

Trailer with an engine. Usually so people can run Merlins etc. without the hassle of having to keep/have/find an airframe for it to be in.



At least, that's all I can think it'd be.

You might be right. Or not. Where's Matt?

PS...seen that Merlin. Why the hell he can't make do with a Flymo, like normal people, is beyond me.