Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[EnglishTony]

I never trusted the Bolivian Broadcasting Corporation or their huge cat

[Iva Barchetta]

My day didn't get any better.....after that ^^^^^.


I just can't do this anymore.

[EnglishTony]

That's the 2nd attempt at a new banter thread that's dissappeared. I blame NASA

[anonymous-user]

Can anyone at PH explain why two further topics on the General Banter theme have been deleted almost immediately? These are before anyone has had time to even reply?
...yet theres the thread on 'selling the car using the mrs' and suchlike that are far more sexist, rude etc.
As far as I can see there is NOTHING in the General Banter series to offend anyone with any degree of a sense of humour. This is just ridiculous and with a totally inadequate explanation.

[FailHere]

Perhaps start the new thread with the title, "Selling the General Banter thread using the Mrs"

[DickyC]

The odd thing for me is that it's not sitting there locked, it has been totally expunged.

[EnglishTony]

Possibly there was some legal advice to do so.

[DickyC]

What possible upset could we have caused by publishing the direct number for the Head of MI6? He likes receiving phone calls.

[FailHere]

DickyC said:

What possible upset could we have caused by publishing the direct number for the Head of MI6? He likes receiving phone calls.

True, but the Head of MI5 felt left out

[Vitorio]

Morning all

Im feeling rather crappy today, slept like st (as is the norm these days), and my renewed attempt to kick the antihistamines seems to be going wrong..

On top of that, i have yet to order an engine block coffee table... Sake me!

[DickyC]

FailHere said:

DickyC said:

What possible upset could we have caused by publishing the direct number for the Head of MI6? He likes receiving phone calls.

True, but the Head of MI5 felt left out

Yes, but we're trying to exclude those sort of people.

[McAndy]

I go away for a few days and threads start disappearing, ay? Exciting stuff. Does a mod have a new sewing machine that needs feeding?

[EnglishTony]

I feel like a naughty child. So, no change there then.

[anonymous-user]

I'm not too sure if we can post here, or the ballet judges may exert their will. Its like we're the unwanted dogs of PH that get drafted in to wreck threads.

Woof

[Vitorio]

EnglishTony said:

I feel like a naughty child. So, no change there then.

Have you found your plot again Tony?

[FailHere]

EnglishTony said:

I feel like a naughty child.

But where would you get one at this time of day?

I see you have now been locked out of your lost plot, it must be you.

[EnglishTony]

I am sure that the plot will find it's own way home. It did the last few times anyway.

[anonymous-user]

I think we were in the pub with a quart of absinthe a gantry in the car park the archbishops pet pelican abseiling into GHHQ and a tranny on low volume in the background....

[FailHere]

V6Pushfit said:

I think we were in the pub with a quart of absinthe a gantry in the car park the archbishops pet pelican abseiling into GHHQ and a tranny on low volume in the background....

It must have been the tranny, very smart twin set she was wearing though.

[DickyC]

They knew that if they disappeared the thread Banter's Private Army would find their way here.

They want us coralled in one place.