Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[bomma220]

Bandits? 12 o'clock? Lovely. Plenty of time for a pint or two then.

[Iva Barchetta]

On the Fiat Forum ,there's a "like" button.

I get a lot of likes for posting about my adventures in said comedy Fiat....

ION.....got NCIS Los Angeles on the tv ,the geeky girl is well cute....actress name Renee Felice Smith.

Fancy.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm going to Adenau next Friday!

And Royston Vasey on Saturday? What a busy boy!

[Chunkymonkey71]

Iva Barchetta said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm going to Adenau next Friday!

Watch out for the forst bit ,it's more bendy than you think.

Not to worry; I've got big uncle Broonheid to look after me!

[Chunkymonkey71]

DickyC said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm going to Adenau next Friday!

And Royston Vasey on Saturday? What a busy boy!

Royston Vasey promises to be off the scale, uncle Reesh!

T shirts and all sorts...!

'Sake'

(This message may contain a special handshake).

[EnglishTony]

The Ferreting Tramp? Excellent, they have free peanuts on Mondays

[bomma220]

Ferreting Tramps? No, I'm not saying a thing. See you in there, old boy.

[Iva Barchetta]

Nut allergy means I'll stay away.

I'm just eating my way through a pack of Snickers ,they're chocolate right ?

[Jim AK]

Do chocolate oranges count as 1 of the 5 fruit & veg a day?

[EnglishTony]

^^^ Yes

As does having ketchup or mustard or brown sauce on your sausages

See also Worcestershire Sauce in your Bloody Mary. And it's got tomatoes in it.

[anonymous-user]

Bloody Mary!

[Jim AK]

So a Bloody Mary with Worcester Sauce counts as 2 more of the 5 then?

[anonymous-user]

Three. Vodka has potatoes in it.

[Chunkymonkey71]

V6Pushfit said:

Three. Vodka has potatoes in it.

Does that mean potatoes have vodka in them?

No wonder the Irish all died...

[anonymous-user]

The Irish Vodka Famine bought the country to its knees. A bit like bees whose knees are vital.

[Jim AK]

So a Bloody Mary, with sauce is 3 of my 5 + the Choccy Orange is 4, then if I have a Sausage Roll with Mustard thats my 5 a day sorted.

Excellent. Maybe a new thread of recipes & diet tips to replace the one thats disappeared?

[EnglishTony]

Oh bee-have

[EnglishTony]

Jim AK said:

So a Bloody Mary, with sauce is 3 of my 5 + the Choccy Orange is 4, then if I have a Sausage Roll with Mustard thats my 5 a day sorted.

Excellent. Maybe a new thread of recipes & diet tips to replace the one thats disappeared?

I dare you...

[bomma220]

5 a day? So why does Dr Haribo tell me I have to stick to 21 a week? That's the difference between 35 & 21 which is 14.

Two pints of Absinthe a day? Oh dear, I'm confused now.

By the way, I may be onto something regarding the missing topic:

[EnglishTony]

What's got a hazel nut in every bite?

Squirrel st

Note, you have to have been born in the 60s to appreciate that